Hello, Cool Teens.
@hellocoolteens.bsky.social
I was nominated 28 times for a James Beard Award.
Internet Janitor.
NYC.
Internet Janitor.
NYC.
peacock’s entire ad inventory seems to comprise of 7 different eczema medications.
December 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
peacock’s entire ad inventory seems to comprise of 7 different eczema medications.
🎶 Grandma got run over by a Waymo 🎶
December 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
🎶 Grandma got run over by a Waymo 🎶
youth culture killed my dog
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
youth culture killed my dog
@chillwig.bsky.social is anyone making #4 pans these days?
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
@chillwig.bsky.social is anyone making #4 pans these days?
Tokyo: Everything Is Shopping Mall
September 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Tokyo: Everything Is Shopping Mall
it is magic when 3 neighbors forever-chirping smoke alarms have been chirping so long they go in and out of phase
September 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
it is magic when 3 neighbors forever-chirping smoke alarms have been chirping so long they go in and out of phase
the quaintness of finding a scrap
of paper with a handwritten .edu/public/ ~username URL folded inside a late 90’s era o’reilly book you haven’t touched in 25 years
of paper with a handwritten .edu/public/ ~username URL folded inside a late 90’s era o’reilly book you haven’t touched in 25 years
June 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
the quaintness of finding a scrap
of paper with a handwritten .edu/public/ ~username URL folded inside a late 90’s era o’reilly book you haven’t touched in 25 years
of paper with a handwritten .edu/public/ ~username URL folded inside a late 90’s era o’reilly book you haven’t touched in 25 years
Everyone on the LES dressed like Keefe from Righteous Gemstones.
May 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Everyone on the LES dressed like Keefe from Righteous Gemstones.
happy playstation 30th birthday to all who celebrate.
December 4, 2024 at 1:23 AM
happy playstation 30th birthday to all who celebrate.
Luckily I don't have much to say.
November 6, 2023 at 7:28 PM
Luckily I don't have much to say.