You’re not a real American unless you have a very specific brand of seasoning you buy in bulk and put on everything, unnecessarily.
It is usually named something buck wild too like Sasquatch or Slap-Ya-Mama.
It is usually named something buck wild too like Sasquatch or Slap-Ya-Mama.
December 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You’re not a real American unless you have a very specific brand of seasoning you buy in bulk and put on everything, unnecessarily.
It is usually named something buck wild too like Sasquatch or Slap-Ya-Mama.
It is usually named something buck wild too like Sasquatch or Slap-Ya-Mama.
I’m at the Las Vegas airport and people are ordering sub sandwiches at 5:30 am and idk if I should applaud or be disgusted
December 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I’m at the Las Vegas airport and people are ordering sub sandwiches at 5:30 am and idk if I should applaud or be disgusted
I hate a shareables restaurant.
SHARING IS CARING AND I DO NOT CARE!!!!
SHARING IS CARING AND I DO NOT CARE!!!!
December 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I hate a shareables restaurant.
SHARING IS CARING AND I DO NOT CARE!!!!
SHARING IS CARING AND I DO NOT CARE!!!!
My hair is a helmet currently
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My hair is a helmet currently
MAGA: “No one’s having babies anymore! We need more!”
MAGA: *shuts down SNAP benefits that feeds low-income families
MAGA: “Let’s build a ballroom!”
MAGA: *shuts down SNAP benefits that feeds low-income families
MAGA: “Let’s build a ballroom!”
October 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
MAGA: “No one’s having babies anymore! We need more!”
MAGA: *shuts down SNAP benefits that feeds low-income families
MAGA: “Let’s build a ballroom!”
MAGA: *shuts down SNAP benefits that feeds low-income families
MAGA: “Let’s build a ballroom!”
Live a little! Get a speeding ticket!
October 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Live a little! Get a speeding ticket!
I could definitely be much weirder. You’re lucky I’m holding back
October 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I could definitely be much weirder. You’re lucky I’m holding back
You’re in your 30s and still on your parent’s phone plan.
We’re not the same.
We’re not the same.
October 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You’re in your 30s and still on your parent’s phone plan.
We’re not the same.
We’re not the same.
Went to the vet today and they said my boy was AN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT TO WORK WITH! 👏🏼
September 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Went to the vet today and they said my boy was AN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT TO WORK WITH! 👏🏼
Why are conservatives afraid of Squatty Pottys and bidets?
September 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Why are conservatives afraid of Squatty Pottys and bidets?
It was me. I PUSHED THE BUTTON ON THE ESCALATOR
September 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It was me. I PUSHED THE BUTTON ON THE ESCALATOR
There’s something sinister about a man in his 40s who reaches for a Mtn Dew.
September 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
There’s something sinister about a man in his 40s who reaches for a Mtn Dew.
Starts a new show on Hulu I enjoy.
Within 24 hours, Hulu emails saying they’re raising the cost $2/mo.
GIRL
Is this because you fucked up with the Kimmel thing?
Within 24 hours, Hulu emails saying they’re raising the cost $2/mo.
GIRL
Is this because you fucked up with the Kimmel thing?
September 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Starts a new show on Hulu I enjoy.
Within 24 hours, Hulu emails saying they’re raising the cost $2/mo.
GIRL
Is this because you fucked up with the Kimmel thing?
Within 24 hours, Hulu emails saying they’re raising the cost $2/mo.
GIRL
Is this because you fucked up with the Kimmel thing?
I’m going to Eureka Springs with my boyfriend soon. GIMME RECS
September 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I’m going to Eureka Springs with my boyfriend soon. GIMME RECS
It’s only been 9 months of a 4 year term… 🫠
September 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It’s only been 9 months of a 4 year term… 🫠
Man, fuck baby carrots. Grow up
September 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Man, fuck baby carrots. Grow up
We really should be more wary of bald gay men with chunky and funky glasses and a very loud suit jacket.
September 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
We really should be more wary of bald gay men with chunky and funky glasses and a very loud suit jacket.
Me but about today’s big engagement announcement.
a man in a yellow shirt says " you know what " in a blurry photo
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt says " you know what " in a blurry photo
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August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Me but about today’s big engagement announcement.
Graduated high school in 2013 and looked back through our class facebook group and don’t recognize half of the people posting in there. 😳
August 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Graduated high school in 2013 and looked back through our class facebook group and don’t recognize half of the people posting in there. 😳
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It pisses me off that gay people are hated mostly because of some poorly translated ancient outdated book full of other bullshit idiots base their entire lives on. Religion is a curse, man.
August 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
It pisses me off that gay people are hated mostly because of some poorly translated ancient outdated book full of other bullshit idiots base their entire lives on. Religion is a curse, man.
How do I make more money without getting a 2nd job or being a slut online? Asking for a friend
August 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
How do I make more money without getting a 2nd job or being a slut online? Asking for a friend
If queer people lose their right to marry each other, but Netflix pumps out another slog of reality tv where two straight strangers get married, IM GONNA LOSE IT.
August 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If queer people lose their right to marry each other, but Netflix pumps out another slog of reality tv where two straight strangers get married, IM GONNA LOSE IT.
Forever stuck between
“There’s always tomorrow!”
And
“Tomorrows never promised!”
“There’s always tomorrow!”
And
“Tomorrows never promised!”
August 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Forever stuck between
“There’s always tomorrow!”
And
“Tomorrows never promised!”
“There’s always tomorrow!”
And
“Tomorrows never promised!”
I did it. Finally deleted my Twitter account after 15 years.
How do I find my tribe here?
How do I find my tribe here?
a man in a blue shirt is covering his face with his hand while sitting at a table .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is covering his face with his hand while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
August 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I did it. Finally deleted my Twitter account after 15 years.
How do I find my tribe here?
How do I find my tribe here?