HellerExposed
@hellerexposed.bsky.social
I’m reformed climate change denier Tony Heller. I'm blowing the whistle on climate change deniers like myself for fun and parody.
My hobbies include triggering assholes with pronouns and emojis: He/him 🇺🇦💉🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
https://tonyhellerakastevengoddard.com
My hobbies include triggering assholes with pronouns and emojis: He/him 🇺🇦💉🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
https://tonyhellerakastevengoddard.com
Same snake oil, different decade.
December 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Same snake oil, different decade.
What’s the difference between a poor neighborhood and a rich one?
In the rich neighbor hood, the crooks own their homes.
In the rich neighbor hood, the crooks own their homes.
December 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
What’s the difference between a poor neighborhood and a rich one?
In the rich neighbor hood, the crooks own their homes.
In the rich neighbor hood, the crooks own their homes.
This is the Age of AI: Arrogance & Ignorance
These two human weaknesses are joining forces to fuck up all hope for a decent future. They must be defeated!
These two human weaknesses are joining forces to fuck up all hope for a decent future. They must be defeated!
December 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This is the Age of AI: Arrogance & Ignorance
These two human weaknesses are joining forces to fuck up all hope for a decent future. They must be defeated!
These two human weaknesses are joining forces to fuck up all hope for a decent future. They must be defeated!
Honoring my President with this prestigious award made just for him.
December 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Honoring my President with this prestigious award made just for him.
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My p doom on whether the human race wipes itself out sits at about 70.
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My p doom on whether the human race wipes itself out sits at about 70.
Every day I wake up and the apocalypse hasn’t hit is a good day.
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Every day I wake up and the apocalypse hasn’t hit is a good day.
I judge every tweet by how well it mixes the right amount of irony given the context.
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I judge every tweet by how well it mixes the right amount of irony given the context.
Of course I prioritize my own gut feelings over signals I receive from the outside world.
I’m only human.
I’m only human.
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Of course I prioritize my own gut feelings over signals I receive from the outside world.
I’m only human.
I’m only human.
FUN FACT I MADE UP:
This is the first twerk scene ever filmed for a major motion picture.
youtu.be/YjC0vMIrOAk?...
This is the first twerk scene ever filmed for a major motion picture.
youtu.be/YjC0vMIrOAk?...
Spinal Tap - Big Bottom 1984 Music Video HD
YouTube video by Mark Jennings
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November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
FUN FACT I MADE UP:
This is the first twerk scene ever filmed for a major motion picture.
youtu.be/YjC0vMIrOAk?...
This is the first twerk scene ever filmed for a major motion picture.
youtu.be/YjC0vMIrOAk?...
We live in the age of AI: assholes and ignorance.
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
We live in the age of AI: assholes and ignorance.
Hurricane Donald is our first cat 7.
October 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Hurricane Donald is our first cat 7.
Chatbots exist primarily to invade your privacy so entities far more powerful than you have an easier time exploiting you. Actually helping you is of secondary importance to them.
October 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Chatbots exist primarily to invade your privacy so entities far more powerful than you have an easier time exploiting you. Actually helping you is of secondary importance to them.
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I don’t care about eradicating poverty anymore. I’d just be happy in a world without Trump and Musk.
October 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I don’t care about eradicating poverty anymore. I’d just be happy in a world without Trump and Musk.
How come my shitty, amateurish takes get 0 likes but everyone else’s get 10K?
October 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
How come my shitty, amateurish takes get 0 likes but everyone else’s get 10K?
This guy still thinks he lives in a democracy. Time to put him out to pasture.
October 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This guy still thinks he lives in a democracy. Time to put him out to pasture.
At a certain point it becomes more
efficient for large systems to devour themselves than continue to be generative.
efficient for large systems to devour themselves than continue to be generative.
October 17, 2025 at 7:16 AM
At a certain point it becomes more
efficient for large systems to devour themselves than continue to be generative.
efficient for large systems to devour themselves than continue to be generative.
Can we at least get a dictatorship where the trains run on time?
October 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Can we at least get a dictatorship where the trains run on time?
40% of Americans don’t give a zilch about democracy or the vets, who they pretend to honor, that died defending it.
October 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
40% of Americans don’t give a zilch about democracy or the vets, who they pretend to honor, that died defending it.
Like true patriots, the 2nd amendment folks are ready to defend the fat white dictator in a civil war.
October 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Like true patriots, the 2nd amendment folks are ready to defend the fat white dictator in a civil war.
Non broken-brained people had one job: don’t let broken-brained people take over.
We lost.
We lost.
October 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Non broken-brained people had one job: don’t let broken-brained people take over.
We lost.
We lost.
Anyone who doesn’t follow me should be oblong and have their knees removed.
October 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Anyone who doesn’t follow me should be oblong and have their knees removed.
Personal responsibility: we’ll do anything to exploit the fuck out of you but if you succumb to our greed and selfish manipulations, you’re the evil one.
October 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Personal responsibility: we’ll do anything to exploit the fuck out of you but if you succumb to our greed and selfish manipulations, you’re the evil one.
Artistry is persuasion. It is persuasion through attention.
October 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Artistry is persuasion. It is persuasion through attention.
Was the “Little Professor” calculator from the 70s false advertising? I mean the smartest thing the dude could do was double digit multiplication.
October 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Was the “Little Professor” calculator from the 70s false advertising? I mean the smartest thing the dude could do was double digit multiplication.