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sarah 🌸
@helldragonchick.bsky.social
· Feb 14
Little Bunny Foo Foo Mindset
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I'm torturing your simulacrum, you blockhead
September 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I'm torturing your simulacrum, you blockhead
Earth's beautiful boy
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Earth's beautiful boy
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(a filthy canvas bag violently being put over my head, muffled): and what about parodies of the sonic youth "goo" cover. you used to see those all the time except itd be something else like. crash bandicoot. "I stole my sister's apples, it was all whirlwind heat and flash". hey are you mad at me
July 8, 2023 at 5:28 AM
(a filthy canvas bag violently being put over my head, muffled): and what about parodies of the sonic youth "goo" cover. you used to see those all the time except itd be something else like. crash bandicoot. "I stole my sister's apples, it was all whirlwind heat and flash". hey are you mad at me
On the bus or at the library you might be tempted to connect to Haley's Macbook Air or Huong's iPhone on the bluetooth. But you musn't.
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
On the bus or at the library you might be tempted to connect to Haley's Macbook Air or Huong's iPhone on the bluetooth. But you musn't.
The bonemancer sniffed the steaming cup. "What is this concoction?". Arialla rolled her eyes. "It's a 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘰, Bonemancer". He looked doubtful. "Just try it."
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The bonemancer sniffed the steaming cup. "What is this concoction?". Arialla rolled her eyes. "It's a 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘰, Bonemancer". He looked doubtful. "Just try it."
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WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING AT THE CUOMO PARTY IM CRYINGGGGG
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING AT THE CUOMO PARTY IM CRYINGGGGG
The bonemancer scoffed. "How can you hope to defeat me? Your mousy brown hair and 5'4" stature and enrollment in a creative writing program are pitiful to me". Arialla smiled. She knew she was the superior bonemancer.
November 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The bonemancer scoffed. "How can you hope to defeat me? Your mousy brown hair and 5'4" stature and enrollment in a creative writing program are pitiful to me". Arialla smiled. She knew she was the superior bonemancer.
Chapter 1
Bonemancer's Bequest
Bonemancer's Bequest
November 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Chapter 1
Bonemancer's Bequest
Bonemancer's Bequest
like one million years ago I made this ouija board for a puppet video and I still think it's pretty funny
November 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
like one million years ago I made this ouija board for a puppet video and I still think it's pretty funny
this younger generation is too busy watching "Snookie" on their iphones instead of reading "Snoopy" on the newspaper
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
this younger generation is too busy watching "Snookie" on their iphones instead of reading "Snoopy" on the newspaper
foffy report. now there is Hell Foffy
October 31, 2025 at 5:48 AM
foffy report. now there is Hell Foffy
[meeting the buddha on the road] Uhh. Hey man. Ummm. Fuck you
October 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
[meeting the buddha on the road] Uhh. Hey man. Ummm. Fuck you
Abu Ghraib was pretty mean
"Reign of Fire" was on the screen
Then balloon boy Falcon Heene
Those were the days 🎵
"Reign of Fire" was on the screen
Then balloon boy Falcon Heene
Those were the days 🎵
October 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Abu Ghraib was pretty mean
"Reign of Fire" was on the screen
Then balloon boy Falcon Heene
Those were the days 🎵
"Reign of Fire" was on the screen
Then balloon boy Falcon Heene
Those were the days 🎵
my favourite baffling yoga phrase: "if you can't find pigeon, you can go to deer"
October 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
my favourite baffling yoga phrase: "if you can't find pigeon, you can go to deer"
frankenstein was frankenfine
October 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
frankenstein was frankenfine
I'm the person whose job it is to make sure BBC's The Big Read and AFI 100 Years...100 Laughs are mentioned on every wikipedia article. I am funded by the Saudi government
October 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I'm the person whose job it is to make sure BBC's The Big Read and AFI 100 Years...100 Laughs are mentioned on every wikipedia article. I am funded by the Saudi government
I'm very tired of all of this but it's kind of bleakly funny how trump thinks he Decided To take a dementia test. yea man that was definitely your idea
October 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'm very tired of all of this but it's kind of bleakly funny how trump thinks he Decided To take a dementia test. yea man that was definitely your idea
at the top of the 20th a grim reaper will appear that chases everyone around
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
at the top of the 20th a grim reaper will appear that chases everyone around
"well it says on google AI overview that–" I would rather you burp directly in my mouth than finish that sentence
October 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"well it says on google AI overview that–" I would rather you burp directly in my mouth than finish that sentence
what was your boyfriend's name again. it was something like
October 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
what was your boyfriend's name again. it was something like
annie lennox walking on broken glass
deadly serious question for transgender women: what are your go-to karaoke songs
October 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
annie lennox walking on broken glass
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Cheers theme (All slurs version)
October 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Cheers theme (All slurs version)
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Enter, bimbo, if you dare
October 1, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Enter, bimbo, if you dare