Parenting is fun because sometimes your 3 year old is innocently trying to find things that “rhyme” with Patrick and ends up at “fat bitch” and they have no clue why you’re struggling to keep a straight face

Petition for songs to have some kind of warning icon when there’s car sounds/sirens in the background

There are people who want to spend the car ride listening to music uninterrupted and people who want to talk the whole way. Then they marry each other.

I get that we live in the age of screens/technology but is it necessary for me to get jumpscared and yelled at by the gas pump

Meanwhile my kid is in the back seat getting mad at me because Siri played the wrong song 😭

Can we talk about how not only rude, but dangerous it is for the sun to be chilling in the middle of sky while we’re all collectively trying not to be blinded and crash into each other in 7:30am traffic

Where’s Tim Carleton? I just wanna give him a hug for creating Opus No.1

The urge to post vague angsty lyrics is so strong

@hardwiredgames.bsky.social so you’re not even gonna follow your wife back??? 💍🚮