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Democracy is likely to be eaten by a grue.
October 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Democracy is likely to be eaten by a grue.
Sometimes, what you’re left with is that you tried your best.
October 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Sometimes, what you’re left with is that you tried your best.
Expect the unexpecto patronum.
October 20, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Expect the unexpecto patronum.
There is no joy unaccompanied by a small sense of desperation.
May 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
There is no joy unaccompanied by a small sense of desperation.
Well, if you’re so smart, you explain how we settled for “amazeballs” when we could have had the vastly superior “fantesticles.”
May 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Well, if you’re so smart, you explain how we settled for “amazeballs” when we could have had the vastly superior “fantesticles.”
Forgetfulness is not indemnity.
May 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Forgetfulness is not indemnity.
Okay, sure, but what about:
2 Legit 2 Furious
2 Legit 2 Furious
April 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Okay, sure, but what about:
2 Legit 2 Furious
2 Legit 2 Furious
Okay, fine! But what’s the other half of the battle?!
March 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Okay, fine! But what’s the other half of the battle?!
I thought I would have clever things to say more often.
March 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I thought I would have clever things to say more often.
I am angry *and* not paying attention.
February 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I am angry *and* not paying attention.
Evil never truly dies. It only sleeps for a little while.
February 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Evil never truly dies. It only sleeps for a little while.
A lot of top physicists are critical of nuclear power. And they’re super critical of what happened at Chernobyl and Fukushima.
February 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
A lot of top physicists are critical of nuclear power. And they’re super critical of what happened at Chernobyl and Fukushima.
Violence is the foundational tool of government. The foundational measure of government is how well it avoids employing violence.
February 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Violence is the foundational tool of government. The foundational measure of government is how well it avoids employing violence.
Often unconsidered is Oscar Wilde’s forgotten early play The Importance of Eating Breakfast.
February 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Often unconsidered is Oscar Wilde’s forgotten early play The Importance of Eating Breakfast.
Good morning, cruel world!
February 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Good morning, cruel world!
I have reached the base of the mountain of cultural momentum. There appears to be an abandoned coffee shop.
February 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I have reached the base of the mountain of cultural momentum. There appears to be an abandoned coffee shop.
Only a fool brings a sword to a pen-fight.
February 6, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Only a fool brings a sword to a pen-fight.
Democracy is likely to be eaten by a grue.
February 6, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Democracy is likely to be eaten by a grue.
I don’t think anyone really understands me. But in fairness, the strange men in the white coats are doing the best they can.
February 6, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I don’t think anyone really understands me. But in fairness, the strange men in the white coats are doing the best they can.
Becoming gruntled, however, is evitable.
February 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Becoming gruntled, however, is evitable.
The whole world was consumed with shadow. They watched in terror as they casually sipped their lattés.
February 6, 2025 at 7:01 AM
The whole world was consumed with shadow. They watched in terror as they casually sipped their lattés.
Someday you’ll all realise just how technically not-wrong I was!
February 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Someday you’ll all realise just how technically not-wrong I was!
Computer: Ten seconds to auto-destruct.
Riker: Captain?
Picard: Abort auto-destruct sequence.
Computer: Riker, William T., do you concur?
Riker: Yes! Absolutely. I do indeed concur wholeheartedly!
Computer: Calling "Mom."
Riker: Captain?
Picard: Abort auto-destruct sequence.
Computer: Riker, William T., do you concur?
Riker: Yes! Absolutely. I do indeed concur wholeheartedly!
Computer: Calling "Mom."
February 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Computer: Ten seconds to auto-destruct.
Riker: Captain?
Picard: Abort auto-destruct sequence.
Computer: Riker, William T., do you concur?
Riker: Yes! Absolutely. I do indeed concur wholeheartedly!
Computer: Calling "Mom."
Riker: Captain?
Picard: Abort auto-destruct sequence.
Computer: Riker, William T., do you concur?
Riker: Yes! Absolutely. I do indeed concur wholeheartedly!
Computer: Calling "Mom."
Editor-in-chief: What have you got on these masked vigilantes, Harrison?
Harrison: I've got "They're Heroes on a Half-Shell," sir.
Editor: Damnit, Harrison, I need more to go on. You're either the journalist I need you to be or you're fired.
Harrison: ..."And They're Green?"
Editor: Go with it.
Harrison: I've got "They're Heroes on a Half-Shell," sir.
Editor: Damnit, Harrison, I need more to go on. You're either the journalist I need you to be or you're fired.
Harrison: ..."And They're Green?"
Editor: Go with it.
February 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Editor-in-chief: What have you got on these masked vigilantes, Harrison?
Harrison: I've got "They're Heroes on a Half-Shell," sir.
Editor: Damnit, Harrison, I need more to go on. You're either the journalist I need you to be or you're fired.
Harrison: ..."And They're Green?"
Editor: Go with it.
Harrison: I've got "They're Heroes on a Half-Shell," sir.
Editor: Damnit, Harrison, I need more to go on. You're either the journalist I need you to be or you're fired.
Harrison: ..."And They're Green?"
Editor: Go with it.