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Called dad Gp. Bloods stable
Re constipation, she "they could make salads, shred carrots." Me: "Gadgets need washing up, they are just abt coping." She saw my point.
Lesson: no prescription laxatives in Germany unless on an opiate.
L2: calling dad GP is easier than getting repeat prescription here
Re constipation, she "they could make salads, shred carrots." Me: "Gadgets need washing up, they are just abt coping." She saw my point.
Lesson: no prescription laxatives in Germany unless on an opiate.
L2: calling dad GP is easier than getting repeat prescription here
January 5, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Called dad Gp. Bloods stable
Re constipation, she "they could make salads, shred carrots." Me: "Gadgets need washing up, they are just abt coping." She saw my point.
Lesson: no prescription laxatives in Germany unless on an opiate.
L2: calling dad GP is easier than getting repeat prescription here
Re constipation, she "they could make salads, shred carrots." Me: "Gadgets need washing up, they are just abt coping." She saw my point.
Lesson: no prescription laxatives in Germany unless on an opiate.
L2: calling dad GP is easier than getting repeat prescription here
3 or 4 phone calls with mum today.
Dad is constipated again, she had made senna tea, then this "WhatsApp message".
I am sure that people following this story can't wait to read that he "I have made 2 little sausages, 16 cm long" 🤣🤣🤣
He is feeling better for it.
Dad is constipated again, she had made senna tea, then this "WhatsApp message".
I am sure that people following this story can't wait to read that he "I have made 2 little sausages, 16 cm long" 🤣🤣🤣
He is feeling better for it.
January 5, 2026 at 8:21 PM
3 or 4 phone calls with mum today.
Dad is constipated again, she had made senna tea, then this "WhatsApp message".
I am sure that people following this story can't wait to read that he "I have made 2 little sausages, 16 cm long" 🤣🤣🤣
He is feeling better for it.
Dad is constipated again, she had made senna tea, then this "WhatsApp message".
I am sure that people following this story can't wait to read that he "I have made 2 little sausages, 16 cm long" 🤣🤣🤣
He is feeling better for it.
When you whip up your upf yourself it becomes home made food 🤣
January 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
When you whip up your upf yourself it becomes home made food 🤣
No deliveries to the 2 little supermarkets in GP village today
January 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
No deliveries to the 2 little supermarkets in GP village today
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A message from the new President of Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 11:56 AM
A message from the new President of Venezuela.
Communicating to my GP surgery that I need a repeat prescription for intravaginal oestrogen. Seems to be the only way now
January 5, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Communicating to my GP surgery that I need a repeat prescription for intravaginal oestrogen. Seems to be the only way now
Nice when you don't have to go anywhere
January 5, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Nice when you don't have to go anywhere
If you have a medical appointment in the next few days and can't make it because of the weather please let somebody at the hospital/surgery know
January 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
If you have a medical appointment in the next few days and can't make it because of the weather please let somebody at the hospital/surgery know
I don't have to go to work tomorrow 🥳🥳🥳
January 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I don't have to go to work tomorrow 🥳🥳🥳
Second mum call: she had such severe abdominal pain that she almost collapsed. All settled now and she can eat.
Dad can't poo again. She is contemplating putting the shower hose up his bum which she told me she has done to herself before travelling😱
I have advised against
Dad can't poo again. She is contemplating putting the shower hose up his bum which she told me she has done to herself before travelling😱
I have advised against
January 4, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Second mum call: she had such severe abdominal pain that she almost collapsed. All settled now and she can eat.
Dad can't poo again. She is contemplating putting the shower hose up his bum which she told me she has done to herself before travelling😱
I have advised against
Dad can't poo again. She is contemplating putting the shower hose up his bum which she told me she has done to herself before travelling😱
I have advised against
"How did your chickens cope with the fireworks?"
"None of them fell off their perch." 🤣🤣
In Germany people do a lot more fireworks at home than here and they go on from late afternoon till early am. This woman lives in a very small village and her dog has not recovered yet.
"None of them fell off their perch." 🤣🤣
In Germany people do a lot more fireworks at home than here and they go on from late afternoon till early am. This woman lives in a very small village and her dog has not recovered yet.
January 4, 2026 at 6:30 PM
"How did your chickens cope with the fireworks?"
"None of them fell off their perch." 🤣🤣
In Germany people do a lot more fireworks at home than here and they go on from late afternoon till early am. This woman lives in a very small village and her dog has not recovered yet.
"None of them fell off their perch." 🤣🤣
In Germany people do a lot more fireworks at home than here and they go on from late afternoon till early am. This woman lives in a very small village and her dog has not recovered yet.
I know I might lose my British citizenship over it, but I love snow 😍😍
January 4, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I know I might lose my British citizenship over it, but I love snow 😍😍
Israel has developed a vaccine against the plague. I tried to not be suspicious till the last paragraph juedische-allgemeine.de/kultur/mit-mrn…
January 4, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Israel has developed a vaccine against the plague. I tried to not be suspicious till the last paragraph juedische-allgemeine.de/kultur/mit-mrn…
When my sister blessed us with her presence on Christmas Eve I floated past her that her ex husband might be autistic. He has 2/3 autistic children and some of his behaviour fits.
Sister: "He can't be, he hasn't got any special powers."
Uhm, that's not how it works.
Sister: "He can't be, he hasn't got any special powers."
Uhm, that's not how it works.
January 4, 2026 at 1:01 PM
When my sister blessed us with her presence on Christmas Eve I floated past her that her ex husband might be autistic. He has 2/3 autistic children and some of his behaviour fits.
Sister: "He can't be, he hasn't got any special powers."
Uhm, that's not how it works.
Sister: "He can't be, he hasn't got any special powers."
Uhm, that's not how it works.
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It’s the United States that needs regime change.
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
It’s the United States that needs regime change.
On the way to Rocky I chatted with a guy who was de icing his car and told him I had to take a taxi to work yesterday. He told me that he had to walk down one road yesterday to get his takeaway delivery as the delivery guy couldn't drive up.
This is extreme hardship 🤣
This is extreme hardship 🤣
January 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
On the way to Rocky I chatted with a guy who was de icing his car and told him I had to take a taxi to work yesterday. He told me that he had to walk down one road yesterday to get his takeaway delivery as the delivery guy couldn't drive up.
This is extreme hardship 🤣
This is extreme hardship 🤣
Who said this morning that British teeth are not made for crusts?
Sourdough bread is not supposed to be squishy FFS
Sourdough bread is not supposed to be squishy FFS
January 3, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Who said this morning that British teeth are not made for crusts?
Sourdough bread is not supposed to be squishy FFS
Sourdough bread is not supposed to be squishy FFS
Meet Rolo. He a 7 months old french bulldog x terrier mix and turns his owner's house upside down 😍
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Meet Rolo. He a 7 months old french bulldog x terrier mix and turns his owner's house upside down 😍
And then I fell well and thoroughly on my arse in a patch of mud
January 3, 2026 at 12:42 PM
And then I fell well and thoroughly on my arse in a patch of mud
