HeHoHero
@hehohero.bsky.social
I do software development and am lacking in the brain cell department :)
Working with TypeSript right now, and every time I write '.ts' I think "heh, type shit"
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Working with TypeSript right now, and every time I write '.ts' I think "heh, type shit"
Just got circumcised
October 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Just got circumcised
I hate the time of year when you have to start wearing a jacket and there is like a solid month where you have constant mini heartattacks because you've placed them in the jacket instead of their normal spot
October 7, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I hate the time of year when you have to start wearing a jacket and there is like a solid month where you have constant mini heartattacks because you've placed them in the jacket instead of their normal spot
Creating a religion
September 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Creating a religion
Ok, but it does look good tho
September 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Ok, but it does look good tho
Grilling pickle cuz I have free will
September 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Grilling pickle cuz I have free will
Reposted by HeHoHero
My tinfoil hat theory is that Charlie Kirk was killed by the American government, to distract from the Epstein files
September 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My tinfoil hat theory is that Charlie Kirk was killed by the American government, to distract from the Epstein files
These guys are so fucking cool
September 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
These guys are so fucking cool
This might be one of the worst ratios I've ever seen
August 30, 2025 at 8:36 AM
This might be one of the worst ratios I've ever seen
"100% natural ingredients"
I DO NOT CARE!! I'm drinking BEER! If I wanted to be healthy, I would've drank water.
I DO NOT CARE!! I'm drinking BEER! If I wanted to be healthy, I would've drank water.
August 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"100% natural ingredients"
I DO NOT CARE!! I'm drinking BEER! If I wanted to be healthy, I would've drank water.
I DO NOT CARE!! I'm drinking BEER! If I wanted to be healthy, I would've drank water.
Just re-remembered my chair has knobs and levers and whatever, and I will be fiddling with it for about 3 hours. At which point I'll forget that my chair has them for another two years.
And thus the cycle repeats its self
And thus the cycle repeats its self
August 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Just re-remembered my chair has knobs and levers and whatever, and I will be fiddling with it for about 3 hours. At which point I'll forget that my chair has them for another two years.
And thus the cycle repeats its self
And thus the cycle repeats its self
Reposted by HeHoHero
cheeseburger medium ice tea
August 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
cheeseburger medium ice tea
Finally mustered up the courage to write an email. Only took about eight days.
As for sending the email, this might take another couple of days.
As for sending the email, this might take another couple of days.
August 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Finally mustered up the courage to write an email. Only took about eight days.
As for sending the email, this might take another couple of days.
As for sending the email, this might take another couple of days.
Twitter removed my porn. The website is useless now 😞
July 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Twitter removed my porn. The website is useless now 😞
Pov: Me opening a twitter comment section I already know is filled with the most braindead takes to have ever been created
July 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Pov: Me opening a twitter comment section I already know is filled with the most braindead takes to have ever been created
Genuinely, this gay ass bird can suck an egg
July 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Genuinely, this gay ass bird can suck an egg
God I love salted sunflower seeds, because it's basically eating straight salt, but socially accepted
July 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
God I love salted sunflower seeds, because it's basically eating straight salt, but socially accepted
Just wrote about 150 lines of code and it ran (and worked as intended) instantly. This must be what it feels like to be God
June 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Just wrote about 150 lines of code and it ran (and worked as intended) instantly. This must be what it feels like to be God
Reposted by HeHoHero
I resonate with this thing.
June 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I resonate with this thing.
Me when I get the poking stick
May 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Me when I get the poking stick
They call me the Goonmaster, the way I be edging these balls
May 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
They call me the Goonmaster, the way I be edging these balls
Me throwing a lighter from the balcony to my friends like:
May 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Me throwing a lighter from the balcony to my friends like:
I personally like to leave my computer displaying the most impressive-looking code from whatever project I'm working on at the time, instead of locking it. Just in case someone who doesn’t know programming walks by to make them think I'm really smart
(The code is not smart)
(The code is not smart)
May 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I personally like to leave my computer displaying the most impressive-looking code from whatever project I'm working on at the time, instead of locking it. Just in case someone who doesn’t know programming walks by to make them think I'm really smart
(The code is not smart)
(The code is not smart)
One of these is not like the others
May 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
One of these is not like the others