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hedonistichero.bsky.social
🧚🏾‍♂️Umbral🍄✨⚔️
@hedonistichero.bsky.social
IRL Elf that slays dragons goblins and ass hates clothes and loves 🍄🍁and kinky shit. Very NSFW but a great time 🏳️‍🌈🩷💜💙

🚫🔞 minors DNI

Got a quest request? I love a good adventure

https://cash.app/$brocole12
Pinned
Happy FCF 😘
Anybody wanna come hit this?
December 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Repost if you need it on your face 👃🏾
December 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Do you like my new haircut? 👉👈

#nsfwbsky #skyhub #realNSFW
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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December 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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A favourite Holiday season past time! Making Kinky gingerbread cookies! 😆😈😋🎄✨
December 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My resolutions for 2026
1. Lose 15lbs keep it off
2. Start using my twitch channel and stream my main games( marvel rivals, warframe, elder scrolls online, maybe Elden ring)
3. Get more bold with my elf content (leave my comfort zone)
4. A solo adventure abroad

What about yall?
December 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Quick Reminder: If you are lavishing praise in the comments on my pics, but you're not reposting them, and I go to your page and it's all skinny girls, I know you're the guy in high school who wanted to fuck the fat girl but didn't want be seen with me in public. Not cool. 😑
October 21, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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I’ve been feral all day. Who wants to help me out? 😈 happy fcf
December 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Quote with your favorite pic from 2025💦

Having @polypolyoxenfree.me help me with this one makes it a bit more special
December 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Which hole are you eating first? #ftmporn #tdick #gooner #gay #bi #ftm #blackporn
December 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Horny and all alone today. What to do with my time
December 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Anyone want some elf hole for Christmas?
December 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Happy #TipTuesday! New tip goal started today, and I have been very generously accommodated, especially considering my absence due to illness. Thank you! Here is a little treat from an anonymous tipper from last week, who likes the fair maiden. 🥰

🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🌍: throne.com/polysquared
December 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Okay fine, you can have your Christmas present a little early
December 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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holes 🕳

(the adult version that you've never seen before)

#nsfw #nsfwbsky #realnsfw #femboy #emo #alternative #nonbinary #trans #tdick #boycunt #boypussy #ass #thickthighs
December 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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My #TittyTuesday is brought to you by a lovely tip from the lovelier @aftplay.bsky.social. Bring on "LeTitsNow!" I actually love this song. It's "Baby It's Cold Outside" only w/ agency/consent! If you'd like to toss a penny in this caroller's hat:

🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🌍: throne.com/polysquared
December 24, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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OHMYFUCKINGGOD!!!! It's out!!!!! So, I didn't tell y'all, but I got interviewed on the coolest podcast ever, @polyamateurhour.bsky.social. It was SUCH a blast talking to them! And I haven't listened to it, but I know it's totally hilariously unhinged. You should listen while you wrap presents. 🎁
December 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I need to be a claything soon. ✨
December 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Merry Krampus 🖤
December 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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blowjob twice 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 w.amanilouvelove

Pics by @olivier-parent.bsky.social

#art #spicysky #nsfwsky #goonsky #tgirl
December 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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fallen icon
December 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Why do people say female instead of women or lady?
December 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM