Waiting for the DST freakouts in 3...2...

That tracks.

Take a drink when any inexperienced true crime creator overuses "however."

Idk if it's okay to do this but if anyone likes Disnerdery, Muppet madness and general geekery I make things: teepublic.com/user/onaroll...

Happy holidays, from our home to yours.

MAKE CREDIT UNIONS COOL TO GEN Zs ads give me such hard cringe I tweaked my back.

I put it in quotation marks because that's allegedly what one had to look for in ye olde internette days of yore.

The new Beatles track is fine and also a multimillion dollar project that's basically 81 y/o Paul confirming all that "slash" fan fiction wasn't written in vain, goodbye.

YOU DOWN WITH PWD
Sure, but I hate me--
YOU DOWN WITH PWD
Of course, yes, but, see--
YOU DOWN WITH PWD
Should we focus on my self-disgust at some--
WHO'S DOWN WITH PWD
Sigh...this whole party

doing the “sorry for dropping off” tour is intimidating and exhausting. tell your friends that they never have to do this with you (and mean it—don’t ask them for details). it’s hard enough coming back as it is.

I'M NOT THROWING A DINNER FOR MOUNTAIN PEOPLE
WHERE ARE MY ELEGANT DISNEY ADULTS

If we're going by the frequency of my YouTube Harry and David ads, it's clear we'll never be completely free of the bougie.

Is the actual Mr. Blue Sky in charge here or...? Someone's at LEAST contacted ELO for theme song rights, yes? 'Cause we're not getting a catchier match up, unless The Muppet Show starts its own social media platform.

Hello, I'm new here, can you point me to your nearest ADA entrance, please and thank you