Jeffrey Hecker
@heckheck03.bsky.social
Poet, Teen Writers Fellowship Poetry Teacher (The Muse Writers Center), Poetry Staff Reader for Quarterly West
Winston Smith body-shamed so many proletariat as well as outer party members I am surprised Orwell did not save that as the very last thing he was brainwashed out of continuing.
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Winston Smith body-shamed so many proletariat as well as outer party members I am surprised Orwell did not save that as the very last thing he was brainwashed out of continuing.
Gameshow where Grimes is hooked to a lie detector test and a new batch of kids from Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader? ask her any questions they want.
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Gameshow where Grimes is hooked to a lie detector test and a new batch of kids from Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader? ask her any questions they want.
Ghislaine Maxwell will likely be found in one of the prison's commercial washing machines on Black Friday.
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell will likely be found in one of the prison's commercial washing machines on Black Friday.
Once we open the government can we create a new one?
November 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Once we open the government can we create a new one?
The fact all of this is happening on Neil Young's birthday is even sweeter. Happy fucking Birthday Neil Young.
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The fact all of this is happening on Neil Young's birthday is even sweeter. Happy fucking Birthday Neil Young.
I want to Wicker Man so many important people right now. I do not care if it is not May Day.
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I want to Wicker Man so many important people right now. I do not care if it is not May Day.
Erin Burnett should light her set with candles tonight and only candles like Kubrick did in Barry Lyndon and wave her hand over the flame to show it does not burn her. I am ready for Erin Burnett to light some men on fire.
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Erin Burnett should light her set with candles tonight and only candles like Kubrick did in Barry Lyndon and wave her hand over the flame to show it does not burn her. I am ready for Erin Burnett to light some men on fire.
Speaker Johnson's twitching like men whose heads exploded in Scanners.
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Speaker Johnson's twitching like men whose heads exploded in Scanners.
Journalists should be throwing shit all over the place right now. Time to see some rage people.
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Journalists should be throwing shit all over the place right now. Time to see some rage people.
Finally Kasie Hunt is getting mad about something.
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Finally Kasie Hunt is getting mad about something.
Adelita Grijalva speaking truth on Capitol Hill right now. I hope she mows the lawn with all of these bastards.
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Adelita Grijalva speaking truth on Capitol Hill right now. I hope she mows the lawn with all of these bastards.
Whoever thinks Trump kicked Epstein out of Mar-a-Lago for being a pedophile has never visited Palm Beach, Florida.
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Whoever thinks Trump kicked Epstein out of Mar-a-Lago for being a pedophile has never visited Palm Beach, Florida.
Karoline Leavitt was ten seconds away from a full-fledged panic attack live on tv today.
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Karoline Leavitt was ten seconds away from a full-fledged panic attack live on tv today.
There are so many recognizable people in the Epstein files the entire American infrastructure would fall apart if we knew about it and that should definitely happen.
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
There are so many recognizable people in the Epstein files the entire American infrastructure would fall apart if we knew about it and that should definitely happen.
Can we see Virginia Giuffre's autopsy report then do the autopsy again using doctors this time?
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Can we see Virginia Giuffre's autopsy report then do the autopsy again using doctors this time?
New update on 3I/ATLAS: it is just Grimes flying around.
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
New update on 3I/ATLAS: it is just Grimes flying around.
Who was the Senator wearing the cowboy hat on the Senate floor today and why?
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Who was the Senator wearing the cowboy hat on the Senate floor today and why?
One amazing skill as you approach 50 years old is whenever you see anything poignant you can burst into tears with no warning and also stop weeping just as immediately because of course the face puffiness is not worth it.
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
One amazing skill as you approach 50 years old is whenever you see anything poignant you can burst into tears with no warning and also stop weeping just as immediately because of course the face puffiness is not worth it.
QVC hosts talking about kettle potato chips like some kind of ethereal awakening.
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
QVC hosts talking about kettle potato chips like some kind of ethereal awakening.
The poet Jones Very's dad was also named Jones Very? At least New England is consistently spooky.
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The poet Jones Very's dad was also named Jones Very? At least New England is consistently spooky.
Transcendentalists often just showed up at other writers' houses unannounced and slept there for months but to be fair everybody was doing that back then.
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Transcendentalists often just showed up at other writers' houses unannounced and slept there for months but to be fair everybody was doing that back then.
I am going to string holiday lights across my classroom because my students could talk me into hiding a dead body for them.
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I am going to string holiday lights across my classroom because my students could talk me into hiding a dead body for them.
All the personal family stories QVC hosts choose to share on air -- I do not believe any of them.
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
All the personal family stories QVC hosts choose to share on air -- I do not believe any of them.
Not sure who Joyce Carol Oates's marketing strategist is but that person is the new Rich Paul of the Literati.
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Not sure who Joyce Carol Oates's marketing strategist is but that person is the new Rich Paul of the Literati.
The problem is even when he is dead they are just going to keep using his face everywhere forever.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The problem is even when he is dead they are just going to keep using his face everywhere forever.