Tom J.
@heavyt.bsky.social
Recovering former journalist, museum curator, author, diehard Philadelphia Eagles fan. Husband, dad, devotee of great music and high-performance cars. Refusing to age gracefully. Opinions are my own.
Hey, @philatticus.bsky.social @ianfromphilly.bsky.social @bexmix41.bsky.social @notyouravgma.bsky.social @thejawnoftime.bsky.social @ilovechooch.bsky.social I just made my airline reservations. See you in the lots on Sunday. Go birds!
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January 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Hey, @philatticus.bsky.social @ianfromphilly.bsky.social @bexmix41.bsky.social @notyouravgma.bsky.social @thejawnoftime.bsky.social @ilovechooch.bsky.social I just made my airline reservations. See you in the lots on Sunday. Go birds!
In tiny little Harrisburg, NC, today, I met a guy that told me is family has had season @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social tickets since 1935. Amazing the people you meet when you say, "Go birds."
January 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
In tiny little Harrisburg, NC, today, I met a guy that told me is family has had season @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social tickets since 1935. Amazing the people you meet when you say, "Go birds."
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The NFC North sent 3 teams totaling 40 wins to the playoffs. They went 0-3 with an average defeat of 15 points. That might have been a giant fraud of a division
January 19, 2025 at 11:56 AM
The NFC North sent 3 teams totaling 40 wins to the playoffs. They went 0-3 with an average defeat of 15 points. That might have been a giant fraud of a division
Already looking at flights to get up to Philly for the @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social playoff game. Got a ticket for sale? Hit me up.
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January 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Already looking at flights to get up to Philly for the @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social playoff game. Got a ticket for sale? Hit me up.
Did not have been greeted in a Jacksonville parking lot by a large and clearly way-too-comfortable-around-humans raccoon on my holiday bingo card but here we are.
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December 27, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Did not have been greeted in a Jacksonville parking lot by a large and clearly way-too-comfortable-around-humans raccoon on my holiday bingo card but here we are.
Pro tip: Never volunteer to cook a holiday meal in a kitchen you've never cooked in before.
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December 25, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Pro tip: Never volunteer to cook a holiday meal in a kitchen you've never cooked in before.
Had Xmas eve lunch w/my wife's family, including one hardcore Washington fan.
I have now satisfied my spousal obligations for the entire holiday season.
Go birds
I have now satisfied my spousal obligations for the entire holiday season.
Go birds
December 24, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Had Xmas eve lunch w/my wife's family, including one hardcore Washington fan.
I have now satisfied my spousal obligations for the entire holiday season.
Go birds
I have now satisfied my spousal obligations for the entire holiday season.
Go birds
What doesn't matter at all?
Sunday's loss.
It's over. Can't change it.
What does matter?
The playoffs start in 3 weeks at The Line.
#eyesontheprize
Go birds
Sunday's loss.
It's over. Can't change it.
What does matter?
The playoffs start in 3 weeks at The Line.
#eyesontheprize
Go birds
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December 24, 2024 at 4:23 PM
What doesn't matter at all?
Sunday's loss.
It's over. Can't change it.
What does matter?
The playoffs start in 3 weeks at The Line.
#eyesontheprize
Go birds
Sunday's loss.
It's over. Can't change it.
What does matter?
The playoffs start in 3 weeks at The Line.
#eyesontheprize
Go birds
For those of us who suffer from SAD, the fact that the days will now start getting longer is energizing.
And Go Birds
And Go Birds
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December 22, 2024 at 12:04 PM
For those of us who suffer from SAD, the fact that the days will now start getting longer is energizing.
And Go Birds
And Go Birds
Thanks to the LOLboys no longer thinking about the Eagles locker room drama
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December 10, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Thanks to the LOLboys no longer thinking about the Eagles locker room drama
I honestly can't believe anyone takes WIP seriously.
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December 10, 2024 at 12:40 AM
I honestly can't believe anyone takes WIP seriously.
Eagles win 9th straight game
Ties for longest win streak in team history
Clinch playoff berth
Saquon sets team rushing record and has a shot at NFL record
Three-quarters of fan base is miserable afterwards
Most Philly thing ever.
Ties for longest win streak in team history
Clinch playoff berth
Saquon sets team rushing record and has a shot at NFL record
Three-quarters of fan base is miserable afterwards
Most Philly thing ever.
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December 9, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Eagles win 9th straight game
Ties for longest win streak in team history
Clinch playoff berth
Saquon sets team rushing record and has a shot at NFL record
Three-quarters of fan base is miserable afterwards
Most Philly thing ever.
Ties for longest win streak in team history
Clinch playoff berth
Saquon sets team rushing record and has a shot at NFL record
Three-quarters of fan base is miserable afterwards
Most Philly thing ever.
I don't feel great about that game, but a win is a win. And last year, it would absolutely have been a loss.
December 8, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I don't feel great about that game, but a win is a win. And last year, it would absolutely have been a loss.
A microcosm of the Eagles season: The offense is horrible for most of the first half, but somehow they're in front at halftime.
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December 8, 2024 at 7:28 PM
A microcosm of the Eagles season: The offense is horrible for most of the first half, but somehow they're in front at halftime.
Welcome back DeVonta Smith. And go birds
December 8, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Welcome back DeVonta Smith. And go birds
Yeah, Dan Campbell looked like a ballsy genius making all those 4th and 1 first downs.
But Green Bay's D-Line is soft. Soft.
Don't think Lions would convert that often against Jalen Carter. Jordan Davis and Milton Williams.
And I think we're going to have a chance to find out come January.
But Green Bay's D-Line is soft. Soft.
Don't think Lions would convert that often against Jalen Carter. Jordan Davis and Milton Williams.
And I think we're going to have a chance to find out come January.
December 6, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Yeah, Dan Campbell looked like a ballsy genius making all those 4th and 1 first downs.
But Green Bay's D-Line is soft. Soft.
Don't think Lions would convert that often against Jalen Carter. Jordan Davis and Milton Williams.
And I think we're going to have a chance to find out come January.
But Green Bay's D-Line is soft. Soft.
Don't think Lions would convert that often against Jalen Carter. Jordan Davis and Milton Williams.
And I think we're going to have a chance to find out come January.
So far:
Offense sucks
Defense sucks
Special teams suck
C'mon, guys. Get it together now.
Offense sucks
Defense sucks
Special teams suck
C'mon, guys. Get it together now.
December 1, 2024 at 10:04 PM
So far:
Offense sucks
Defense sucks
Special teams suck
C'mon, guys. Get it together now.
Offense sucks
Defense sucks
Special teams suck
C'mon, guys. Get it together now.
December 1, 2024 at 5:01 PM
I have binge watched 155 episodes of Perry Mason so fat. Only 116 left to go. And speaking of "go," Go Birds
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December 1, 2024 at 2:42 PM
I have binge watched 155 episodes of Perry Mason so fat. Only 116 left to go. And speaking of "go," Go Birds
And I would add, "the old bundlerooski" to this list
Three people I'm already sick of seeing on commercials this holiday season:
- Peyton Manning
-Snoop Dogg
-John Travolta as Santa Claus
- Peyton Manning
-Snoop Dogg
-John Travolta as Santa Claus
November 30, 2024 at 3:28 AM
And I would add, "the old bundlerooski" to this list
Three people I'm already sick of seeing on commercials this holiday season:
- Peyton Manning
-Snoop Dogg
-John Travolta as Santa Claus
- Peyton Manning
-Snoop Dogg
-John Travolta as Santa Claus
November 30, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Three people I'm already sick of seeing on commercials this holiday season:
- Peyton Manning
-Snoop Dogg
-John Travolta as Santa Claus
- Peyton Manning
-Snoop Dogg
-John Travolta as Santa Claus
Key life hack: The best and quickest way to recover from a bad mistake is to own it and be accountable. When you make excuses and rationalizations it makes look like a fool because everyone knows you were wrong and are trying to cover your ass. #bears
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November 29, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Key life hack: The best and quickest way to recover from a bad mistake is to own it and be accountable. When you make excuses and rationalizations it makes look like a fool because everyone knows you were wrong and are trying to cover your ass. #bears
Clown school was - and still is - in session today @bears @newyorkgiants.bsky.social @dallascowboys.bsky.social
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November 28, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Clown school was - and still is - in session today @bears @newyorkgiants.bsky.social @dallascowboys.bsky.social
LOL @bears
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November 28, 2024 at 9:09 PM
LOL @bears