Alex
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People in their 20’s are worthless, actually.
December 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
People in their 20’s are worthless, actually.
I call these things “Blueys”
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I call these things “Blueys”
One of my favorite things about #thestate (and there are many) is how much Robert Ben Garant looks like he stepped straight out of the lineup of a Dischord band from that era.
October 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
One of my favorite things about #thestate (and there are many) is how much Robert Ben Garant looks like he stepped straight out of the lineup of a Dischord band from that era.
Earbuds are the curse of the normie class
September 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Earbuds are the curse of the normie class
So, I don’t cross post between X and Blueski. Is that more confusing for folks or less redundant?
September 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
So, I don’t cross post between X and Blueski. Is that more confusing for folks or less redundant?
I did my research and all I got was this lousy t shirt
September 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I did my research and all I got was this lousy t shirt
Listening to a bunch of stupid normie Gen Alphas talk.
August 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Listening to a bunch of stupid normie Gen Alphas talk.
Remember when businesses had to make actual money?
August 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Remember when businesses had to make actual money?
If you have a kid and they look like a weird miniature adult- sign them up to be a Target model!
August 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If you have a kid and they look like a weird miniature adult- sign them up to be a Target model!
Fun activity for masochists: try to buy an item at Guitar Center with a price point under 1,000 dollars!
July 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Fun activity for masochists: try to buy an item at Guitar Center with a price point under 1,000 dollars!
This coming Sunday! It’s me! Opening for Rick from Pile!
July 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
This coming Sunday! It’s me! Opening for Rick from Pile!
I’m at this very fancy hotel by the sea. I feel like Tom Ripley, having been let through the door.
July 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’m at this very fancy hotel by the sea. I feel like Tom Ripley, having been let through the door.
There are many lyrics that live in my head, but my current favorite is from “Pop Crimes” by Rowland S Howard: “The Catholic Church can’t verify/ that there’s a single soul in Hell/just a wasteland of adversity/devoid of all but the sound of wedding bells”
July 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
There are many lyrics that live in my head, but my current favorite is from “Pop Crimes” by Rowland S Howard: “The Catholic Church can’t verify/ that there’s a single soul in Hell/just a wasteland of adversity/devoid of all but the sound of wedding bells”
Shutters Firing, by Heaven's Cameras
11 track album
heavenscameras.bandcamp.com
July 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I was looking for my password and then I found my password…
July 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I was looking for my password and then I found my password…
A wad of French Fries
February 18, 2024 at 8:35 PM
A wad of French Fries
Reposted by Alex
Welcome to Old Release Tuesday! Throughout the year I'm gonna work chronologically through all the singles and albums I've released, highlighting one each Tuesday. First up is the lead single from the first Lemon Pitch album!
lemonpitch.bandcamp.com/track/flat-b...
lemonpitch.bandcamp.com/track/flat-b...
February 6, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Welcome to Old Release Tuesday! Throughout the year I'm gonna work chronologically through all the singles and albums I've released, highlighting one each Tuesday. First up is the lead single from the first Lemon Pitch album!
lemonpitch.bandcamp.com/track/flat-b...
lemonpitch.bandcamp.com/track/flat-b...
One year anniversary of lemonpitch.bandcamp.com/album/threat...
January 16, 2024 at 6:31 PM
One year anniversary of lemonpitch.bandcamp.com/album/threat...
If I'm being honest, Mister Magoo is kind of a maniac.
December 26, 2023 at 1:35 AM
If I'm being honest, Mister Magoo is kind of a maniac.
I think it's important to make jokes almost no one gets.
December 23, 2023 at 2:06 AM
I think it's important to make jokes almost no one gets.
One of the most annoying things about making music is that- music is for children. It's made by kids, for kids, and if you're an adult still doing it, you're in this weird position where you're trying to appeal to children. It's a fool's errand! Kids don't care about adults.
December 14, 2023 at 10:58 AM
One of the most annoying things about making music is that- music is for children. It's made by kids, for kids, and if you're an adult still doing it, you're in this weird position where you're trying to appeal to children. It's a fool's errand! Kids don't care about adults.
Bring back negative reviews!
December 14, 2023 at 10:18 AM
Bring back negative reviews!
The 1980's were unkind to the icons of the 1960's. Trying to figure out who it was easiest on.
November 29, 2023 at 4:19 AM
The 1980's were unkind to the icons of the 1960's. Trying to figure out who it was easiest on.
*Fitzcarraldo voice* "I will watch this mid-century social realist piece of cinema!"
November 26, 2023 at 4:15 AM
*Fitzcarraldo voice* "I will watch this mid-century social realist piece of cinema!"