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heavenhimbo.bsky.social
@heavenhimbo.bsky.social
Himbos everywhere. Captions and stories with the hottest men online. The beefier and the dumber, the better
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The four ways of the Himbo. Which one do you desire to become? Which one would love to own for yourself? Which description have you read and think "that's what I need!"?
Let me know and share your favourite one!
I would print this and pin it to my wall so I get inspired every morning
Become the man you aspire to be.
September 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
"What do you mean if I can count to ten? Of course I can! One, two... the next one was, like, three... am i right? Fuck, what's happening? F... four... Mmf I need a cock so bad right nooow~... what was I doing? Counting? But daddy, I'm too dumb for that!"
September 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
When Jon started to chew the gum his gym bro gave him, he didn't suspected anything, but soon he started to feel aroused, horny... even dumber. The bigger he made the pomp, the bigger his muscles swoll up, and the smaller his brain was. And when the pomp burst on his face...
September 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Who wants to get inbetween our oily cheeks? 😏💨 video out now! 😈 @myownsecretalt.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Oh damn, I forgot to turn off the statue mode of my himbo again! Last party I hypnotized my neighbour to act as a frozen model and give that hot body of him a good purpouse. Too bad that when we finish, I left him all night in the garage still posing as the good himbo he is!
September 12, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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September 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Just a lil hair pull to remind him who’s king
July 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The netflix account of Instagram posts this but bans "porn"? Hypocrites
August 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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‼️BOOSTING 6 SLOTS‼️
Water bill is extremely high. Water got disconnected without prior notice. Paid with what we have. Followed by a power leakage that Fs up our house electricity breaker. These on top of still so many to do. Very stressed..

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August 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
You wished for it, and now you can't go back. The plastification is taking over your body. The feeling of rubber started in your ass, but is spreading fast through your whole body. Dick, legs, pecs, fingers... and when only your face can move, you will feel as a true doll
August 15, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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Didn’t even ask my name. Just sucked my pumped tits like he needed them to breathe.
😋 Full video on OF onlyfans.com/adydeluca
August 4, 2025 at 10:47 AM
"Work out complete. Progress pic sent. 20 days more until I become your perfect slave"

And just after that, Danny wakes up, not remembering anything that happened in the gym. Unable to remember how much time he has spent training. But with an incredible urge to keep coming again tomorrow.
August 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
See? If you wanna be a good boss like me, first you have to learn how to treat your employees. Take one of my boys and try his holes. When you show them the alpha you are and your pheromones are buried down their brains, they will turn into your most beloved and obedient slaves
August 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I refuse to ever make a caption with a pic of this pile of shit again.

And remember boys: a Himbo is not just handsome and dumb, but also, always, a good person.
Man. Fuck all yall who still follow this shit bag — and especially fuck the porn participants who keep doing scenes with him.

Y’all are disgusting.
August 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I refuse to ever make a caption with a pic of this pile of shit again.

And remember boys: a Himbo is not just handsome and dumb, but also, always, a good person.
Man. Fuck all yall who still follow this shit bag — and especially fuck the porn participants who keep doing scenes with him.

Y’all are disgusting.
August 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Is Abby from Kpop Demon Hunters my new himbo obsession? Probably
August 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Good Himbos will follow the work out routine I tell them to follow. And if I want a boy with big tights, I will train you to have biggest tights ever. I don't care if you skip arms or chest. And I don't care if your pants don't fit anymore. It's not like you are gonna wear them anytime soon
August 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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POV: Two massive pairs of pumped pecs just for you. Which ones do you want to suck first?
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July 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Grew this body just to be your toy.
August 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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I mean, yes, I took this hot, well respected stud and turned him into a dumb, drooling, obedient pet for me, but only sometimes! Other times he's just my dumb, obedient boyfriend. And other times he's just the naked statue in the corner. I like a guy who can be many things for me
August 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Hey everyone in the chastity and erotic stories communities on BlueSky. I'm giving it another go. We'll see how things work out. Good to see you all.
July 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Quality time with dad 🥵😈🥴
June 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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#093 - Edging Room

On top of the obvious benefits, p-spot edging is a wonderful tool for boys who mistakenly associate pleasure with their dick. Treat him regularly 💆♂️🕳️

Check out patreon.com/dan_draws_boys for early access to my latest mini-comic 👀
July 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Why I haven't seen yet any porn drawing with these two. These three seconds live rent free in my mind
a man in a blue jacket is hugging another man in a blue shirt .
ALT: a man in a blue jacket is hugging another man in a blue shirt .
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July 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Would you believe me if I told that that David, before dive into the pool, was just a sad man, worried about his normal and boring life? But now I made him happy, I made him a Himbo, giving him the life he always yearned for. A life full of pleasure, full of muscles, and empty of mundane worries.
July 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM