Losing my mind bc I thought Rob referred to a barn as a “horse tavern”
June 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Losing my mind bc I thought Rob referred to a barn as a “horse tavern”
They could never remake Speed in today’s day and age without technology ruining it.
June 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
They could never remake Speed in today’s day and age without technology ruining it.
Just misheard the word “spa” as “ska” and had a fun conniption about what someone’s go-to music genre to listen to when having a panic attack.
June 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Just misheard the word “spa” as “ska” and had a fun conniption about what someone’s go-to music genre to listen to when having a panic attack.
Remember Becky Buckwild from Flavor of Love?
May 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Remember Becky Buckwild from Flavor of Love?
Silver lining with this awful weather is that I accidentally walked into a door frame kinda hard so I can wear long sleeves to cover up the inevitable bruise.
May 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Silver lining with this awful weather is that I accidentally walked into a door frame kinda hard so I can wear long sleeves to cover up the inevitable bruise.
Everyone is pissing me off today
May 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Everyone is pissing me off today
I’ve never been to Savoy and am proud of it
May 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I’ve never been to Savoy and am proud of it
Stella is sleeping on both my feet but the thing is I’m laying sideways.
May 11, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Stella is sleeping on both my feet but the thing is I’m laying sideways.
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Was supposed to go to Musso & Frank tonight but my friends canceled. I am going to go full Day of the Locust about this.
May 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Was supposed to go to Musso & Frank tonight but my friends canceled. I am going to go full Day of the Locust about this.
First ep of the new season of #BlackMirror - incredible timing one of the best 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
April 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
First ep of the new season of #BlackMirror - incredible timing one of the best 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Watched The Last of Us premiere and I couldn’t pinpoint why Ellie was annoying me so much, then realized she was giving mid-season Santos from The Pitt vibes.
April 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Watched The Last of Us premiere and I couldn’t pinpoint why Ellie was annoying me so much, then realized she was giving mid-season Santos from The Pitt vibes.
63,000 pages of the JFK Files is surely how carpal tunnel got invented.
March 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
63,000 pages of the JFK Files is surely how carpal tunnel got invented.
Rob and I are losing it bc I almost had to use a calculator in Mario Party to see if I could afford a Golden Pipe
February 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Rob and I are losing it bc I almost had to use a calculator in Mario Party to see if I could afford a Golden Pipe
“Feel the beat under your feet the floor’s on fire,” I sing in my head as I attempt to gingerly transverse icy pavement
February 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
“Feel the beat under your feet the floor’s on fire,” I sing in my head as I attempt to gingerly transverse icy pavement
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The other day I said “I’m turning 40 next year” followed immediately by “no wait that can’t be right” followed by a lot of quiet reflection.
February 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The other day I said “I’m turning 40 next year” followed immediately by “no wait that can’t be right” followed by a lot of quiet reflection.
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daughter bowled a 7/10 split and the animation was 2 little pins being taken away in separate cars by child services, her birthday party is ruined
February 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
daughter bowled a 7/10 split and the animation was 2 little pins being taken away in separate cars by child services, her birthday party is ruined
I think I crushed it on Teams today because someone in my department’s birthday is today so I wished her a “Happy Brrr-day”
January 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I think I crushed it on Teams today because someone in my department’s birthday is today so I wished her a “Happy Brrr-day”
It smells like someone is eating an entire cooked head of broccoli in the office. At 11:30 am.
January 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It smells like someone is eating an entire cooked head of broccoli in the office. At 11:30 am.
I have yet to see any Patriots fans featured in this game.
January 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I have yet to see any Patriots fans featured in this game.
Those GMC trucks with that dumb crab walk feature don’t seem very practical for driving in a city.
January 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Those GMC trucks with that dumb crab walk feature don’t seem very practical for driving in a city.
I bed adieu to 2024 with these words that just came out of my mouth in a know-it-all tone: “Oh they’re definitely pissing in cups, Rob.”
January 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I bed adieu to 2024 with these words that just came out of my mouth in a know-it-all tone: “Oh they’re definitely pissing in cups, Rob.”
I’ve still never seen Lil Jon’s eyes.
January 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I’ve still never seen Lil Jon’s eyes.