Paolo v51.3 🎧🍸🏃
@headphonejudas.bsky.social
Reasonably gifted procrastinator
Morrisons at lunchtime on a Saturday should allow fighting.
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Morrisons at lunchtime on a Saturday should allow fighting.
Meant to run today but the weather has put me off again… have to go tomorrow now: I hate running on Mondays 🤬
October 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Meant to run today but the weather has put me off again… have to go tomorrow now: I hate running on Mondays 🤬
Bought some not fat bastard clothes today, feel apprehensive. Never trust myself not to put it all back on again.
September 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Bought some not fat bastard clothes today, feel apprehensive. Never trust myself not to put it all back on again.
Was meant to do a run today but I opted for a soak in the tub and a steak instead. Forgot to say, I got a spot in the Lisbon half marathon in March 😂🤣
August 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Was meant to do a run today but I opted for a soak in the tub and a steak instead. Forgot to say, I got a spot in the Lisbon half marathon in March 😂🤣
Did a thing with my wife tonight - no not that.
Filthy buggers.
Filthy buggers.
July 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Did a thing with my wife tonight - no not that.
Filthy buggers.
Filthy buggers.
Spending the day in the London office tomorrow. Must try to not look like a bumpkin.
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July 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Spending the day in the London office tomorrow. Must try to not look like a bumpkin.
Off to Oxford today to celebrate youngest grandsons 2nd birthday. I am going to eat all the things. Maybe have a nap, and then stay awake for hours from all the e numbers.
July 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Off to Oxford today to celebrate youngest grandsons 2nd birthday. I am going to eat all the things. Maybe have a nap, and then stay awake for hours from all the e numbers.
I’m in Portugal and I have my feet out ☀️
July 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I’m in Portugal and I have my feet out ☀️
Packed my case. Said I was going to travel light this time. 17kg 🫠
June 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Packed my case. Said I was going to travel light this time. 17kg 🫠
Back in training tomorrow. Might be tricky though as off to Portugal on Thursday 😬
June 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Back in training tomorrow. Might be tricky though as off to Portugal on Thursday 😬
Living in a small quiet town, on a nice Saturday you can hear a cricket game taking place a few streets over. Just had a poo and heard a round of applause. Was like being a toddler all over again.
June 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Living in a small quiet town, on a nice Saturday you can hear a cricket game taking place a few streets over. Just had a poo and heard a round of applause. Was like being a toddler all over again.
I don’t mean to brag but it’s payday for me on Tuesday and I still have spare cash 😮 (blood runs cold at the thought of a possible unpaid bill).
June 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I don’t mean to brag but it’s payday for me on Tuesday and I still have spare cash 😮 (blood runs cold at the thought of a possible unpaid bill).
Full moon tonight
June 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Full moon tonight
It’s our wedding anniversary today, 23 years. To celebrate I got us tickets to see UB40 tonight at Lincoln Castle. I don’t like UB40 but my wife adores them. This is how we have been married 23 years 😂🤣😂🤣
June 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
It’s our wedding anniversary today, 23 years. To celebrate I got us tickets to see UB40 tonight at Lincoln Castle. I don’t like UB40 but my wife adores them. This is how we have been married 23 years 😂🤣😂🤣
I have to run a focus group next week… I can’t even run a bath. Fuck this shit I’m gonna just quit. Nothing bad came from running away did it?
June 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I have to run a focus group next week… I can’t even run a bath. Fuck this shit I’m gonna just quit. Nothing bad came from running away did it?
Been busy decluttering my garage which is very cluttered.
June 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Been busy decluttering my garage which is very cluttered.
Went to breakfast at this new place in town with my love this morning. 8/10 not bad. Came home, chopped back the front hedge, did a tip run and repotted some sunflowers. Life doesn’t need to always be 100mph.
May 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Went to breakfast at this new place in town with my love this morning. 8/10 not bad. Came home, chopped back the front hedge, did a tip run and repotted some sunflowers. Life doesn’t need to always be 100mph.
Done a load of napping today. Almost bed time too. Unfortunately driving to Northampton tomorrow 😭
May 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Done a load of napping today. Almost bed time too. Unfortunately driving to Northampton tomorrow 😭
2/3 of the bins I’m putting out today aren’t mine. I love refuse related fractions. I could have gone with 66% but a fraction has so much more authority.
May 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
2/3 of the bins I’m putting out today aren’t mine. I love refuse related fractions. I could have gone with 66% but a fraction has so much more authority.
Played squash and won. Went to Tesco and bought a celebratory bag of kettle chips which I am now destroying. Don’t tell me I don’t know how to live.
May 25, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Played squash and won. Went to Tesco and bought a celebratory bag of kettle chips which I am now destroying. Don’t tell me I don’t know how to live.
Good morning. Squash at 9. Grocery shopping. Maybe cut the grass if it’s dry. Afternoon nap. That’s about it.
May 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Good morning. Squash at 9. Grocery shopping. Maybe cut the grass if it’s dry. Afternoon nap. That’s about it.
My wife and I have both been having dreams recently about buying a new house… better start saving 🙈
May 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My wife and I have both been having dreams recently about buying a new house… better start saving 🙈
Played squash tonight, drew 3-3. Tough bastard of a match. Ate a cheeseburger happy meal on the drive home as a reward for not dying.
May 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Played squash tonight, drew 3-3. Tough bastard of a match. Ate a cheeseburger happy meal on the drive home as a reward for not dying.
Time for a nap I think
May 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Time for a nap I think