Dan
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Dan
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I probably got Taco Bell sauce spilled on me somewhere.
Topher being Topher.
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Little piss break
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I get hit on by more women than I do guys.
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Watching The Goonies tonight.
Hey You Guys GIF
ALT: Hey You Guys GIF
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November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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You don’t want to know.
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I’m ready for winter.
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Wow. I’m being serious I think it’s more and more likely Trump is removed as President by around the end of the year.
What a shit show. Everyone could see this plan was written by the Kremlin. Adopted by Witkoff and Trump who demanded Ukraine accept it by this Thursday. After a firestorm of objections by Europe and Republican senators it appears Rubio wants to distance himself from it.
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Some hotties in the laundromat tonight. 😋
November 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Wtf!
November 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I like how fast Jesse Welles’ career is taking off. We need protest music to make a comeback.
ICE is a another way to say gestapo‼️
November 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The guy who rides a mini bike into the gym is here now.
a man wearing sunglasses is sitting on a small motorcycle with the number 2 on the front
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is sitting on a small motorcycle with the number 2 on the front
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November 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Love it when they wear shirts so tight you can see their abs definition. 🥵
November 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Yep she figured out the system and took full advantage of it. She’s no hero.
AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
We staying in bed. Till it’s time to go to the gym.
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
House Speaker “Little” Johnson just became much weaker.
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Marge Greene announces she is resigning from Congress, that she doesn’t want to go through a brutal primary against a Trump backed opponent, and says Trump has treated her like a battered wife and has been hateful to her and is trying to destroy her.
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Wow. She’s jumping ship while it’s still safe to.
Greene: "I do not want my sweet district to have to endure a hurtful and hateful primary against me by the president...I refuse to be a battered wife hoping it all goes away and gets better...There is no plan to save the world or a 4D chess game being played."
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
So I was in a work thing and missed the Mamdani press conference. What did I miss?
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
He has taken over my seat.
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
So apparently 56% of Americans don’t want Arabic numerals taught in school. Let that sink in for a minute.
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Told someone at work today I’m tired of being my coworker’s therapy dog
a small brown dog is sitting in front of a blue wall and says when you tell your emotional support dog everything
ALT: a small brown dog is sitting in front of a blue wall and says when you tell your emotional support dog everything
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November 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
So a lot of this centers around the Hundred Years War (which actually last about 120 years) and for the life of me I don’t understand the purpose of it. Just like WWI just seemed like war for the sake of war.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM