Hdizzy
@hdizzydizzle.bsky.social
Basic bitch, extra, left, union, sometimes people pay to hear me make jokes. She/her
He is not an outside dog.
September 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
He is not an outside dog.
Update.
1 - Wilma turned out to be a roo and the best roo in the world who lives through a dog attack on his flock
2 - Fran and Wilm made some babies
3 - I study law and sometimes I get awful marks and sometimes I smash it.
4 - my kid is now 8
5 - I got pneumonia and it was really bad
1 - Wilma turned out to be a roo and the best roo in the world who lives through a dog attack on his flock
2 - Fran and Wilm made some babies
3 - I study law and sometimes I get awful marks and sometimes I smash it.
4 - my kid is now 8
5 - I got pneumonia and it was really bad
September 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Update.
1 - Wilma turned out to be a roo and the best roo in the world who lives through a dog attack on his flock
2 - Fran and Wilm made some babies
3 - I study law and sometimes I get awful marks and sometimes I smash it.
4 - my kid is now 8
5 - I got pneumonia and it was really bad
1 - Wilma turned out to be a roo and the best roo in the world who lives through a dog attack on his flock
2 - Fran and Wilm made some babies
3 - I study law and sometimes I get awful marks and sometimes I smash it.
4 - my kid is now 8
5 - I got pneumonia and it was really bad
When I tried this chocolate I was like “that will make a good cheesecake” and it does make a good cheesecake.
April 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
When I tried this chocolate I was like “that will make a good cheesecake” and it does make a good cheesecake.
Last year I made a wreath for Anzac Day and dedicated it to the women who stayed behind to work.
This year for Anzac Day the village service is dedicated to the women who stayed behind to work and I’m delivering a speech on the NZ Women’s Land Service.
This year for Anzac Day the village service is dedicated to the women who stayed behind to work and I’m delivering a speech on the NZ Women’s Land Service.
April 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Last year I made a wreath for Anzac Day and dedicated it to the women who stayed behind to work.
This year for Anzac Day the village service is dedicated to the women who stayed behind to work and I’m delivering a speech on the NZ Women’s Land Service.
This year for Anzac Day the village service is dedicated to the women who stayed behind to work and I’m delivering a speech on the NZ Women’s Land Service.
For the last 7.5 years my kid has called me “mama”. In the last week she has transitioned from this to calling me “mother”
What did I do to deserve this?
What did I do to deserve this?
April 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
For the last 7.5 years my kid has called me “mama”. In the last week she has transitioned from this to calling me “mother”
What did I do to deserve this?
What did I do to deserve this?
does anyone here use a retinol that doesn’t come with a silly little dropper for its applicator? Asking for my disabled hands that find them so fiddly.
April 15, 2025 at 7:54 AM
does anyone here use a retinol that doesn’t come with a silly little dropper for its applicator? Asking for my disabled hands that find them so fiddly.
There are still penguin waffles leftover from breakfast and every time I open the cupboard I see their expectant little faces.
April 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
There are still penguin waffles leftover from breakfast and every time I open the cupboard I see their expectant little faces.
Think I’m reaching the age where my eyebrows are heading off.
April 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Think I’m reaching the age where my eyebrows are heading off.
Need a new book to read.
April 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Need a new book to read.
Got up early to make sushi for Eva’s “bring a plate” whanau hui at school but she threw up so I got out of that task nicely.
April 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Got up early to make sushi for Eva’s “bring a plate” whanau hui at school but she threw up so I got out of that task nicely.
There is a rat in my ceiling space. Time for the traps.
April 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
There is a rat in my ceiling space. Time for the traps.
I’ve been in job insecurity since August last year and it’s swell to find out I get to be in it longer! Yay.
April 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’ve been in job insecurity since August last year and it’s swell to find out I get to be in it longer! Yay.
If I wasn’t worried about the picture of my foot earning money I don’t get on the internet I’d show you how swollen my toe is right now.
March 31, 2025 at 6:46 AM
If I wasn’t worried about the picture of my foot earning money I don’t get on the internet I’d show you how swollen my toe is right now.
My 7 year old asked if we could have a cheeseboard, do face masks and rot in my bed this evening so I’ve got very exciting plans.
Trying think of a movie we will both enjoy.
Trying think of a movie we will both enjoy.
March 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
My 7 year old asked if we could have a cheeseboard, do face masks and rot in my bed this evening so I’ve got very exciting plans.
Trying think of a movie we will both enjoy.
Trying think of a movie we will both enjoy.
This year I was gonna enter a 10km run but my injury and autoimmune means that’s this year I’ve only actually run 10km all up.
March 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This year I was gonna enter a 10km run but my injury and autoimmune means that’s this year I’ve only actually run 10km all up.
I’ve had really bad skin issues this year and I gave up using all my skin care creams about 2 weeks ago and started using the prescribed moisturiser I have for the rest of my body. My face is glowing. Glowing.
March 12, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I’ve had really bad skin issues this year and I gave up using all my skin care creams about 2 weeks ago and started using the prescribed moisturiser I have for the rest of my body. My face is glowing. Glowing.
Happy with my sunflower patch still cranking.
March 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Happy with my sunflower patch still cranking.
After three years of attempting to grow watermelon I am of the view this might be my most successful.
March 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
After three years of attempting to grow watermelon I am of the view this might be my most successful.
“That’s so swollen I can see your ligaments! How cool!” - my physiotherapist
March 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
“That’s so swollen I can see your ligaments! How cool!” - my physiotherapist
“How would you like to eat the same thing for lunch 11 days in a row” the tweets reads but I’ve got adhd and I’ve had whipped feta on toast with tomato for lunch at least 21 days in a row this year.
(I get it but I also get to laugh at myself
(I get it but I also get to laugh at myself
March 2, 2025 at 7:58 AM
“How would you like to eat the same thing for lunch 11 days in a row” the tweets reads but I’ve got adhd and I’ve had whipped feta on toast with tomato for lunch at least 21 days in a row this year.
(I get it but I also get to laugh at myself
(I get it but I also get to laugh at myself
My parent bought me (their child with disabled hands) these for my birthday and huge game changer.
March 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My parent bought me (their child with disabled hands) these for my birthday and huge game changer.
I’m growing a tiny watermelon
February 17, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I’m growing a tiny watermelon
My bogan built me a new greenhouse for my birthday and I’m very happy about it.
February 16, 2025 at 8:24 AM
My bogan built me a new greenhouse for my birthday and I’m very happy about it.
I have no idea what hyaluronic acid does but I use it.
February 12, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I have no idea what hyaluronic acid does but I use it.