@hazelgreen.bsky.social
Guess what!! I’ve been WILDLY DEPRESSED
March 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Guess what!! I’ve been WILDLY DEPRESSED
When I can tell someone doesn’t floss in 2025 because of the built up gunk in their teeth I get really upset
March 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
When I can tell someone doesn’t floss in 2025 because of the built up gunk in their teeth I get really upset
I thought I was having a flare of digestive issues but it turns out I’ve just been drinking two olipop a day
March 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I thought I was having a flare of digestive issues but it turns out I’ve just been drinking two olipop a day
The fact that I blinked and then my two year old dog is becoming a “senior” this year 😭😭😭 I’ll never get over it
February 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The fact that I blinked and then my two year old dog is becoming a “senior” this year 😭😭😭 I’ll never get over it
My mom’s feedback on Paris? “It smells”
January 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
My mom’s feedback on Paris? “It smells”
I really wanna know if someone’s midlife crisis has ever transformed them into a crust punk, like I would pay money to watch that documentary
January 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I really wanna know if someone’s midlife crisis has ever transformed them into a crust punk, like I would pay money to watch that documentary
the crust punks i knew in Oakland were really mean and cliquey honestly, I think they didn’t like me or maybe they just sucked
January 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
the crust punks i knew in Oakland were really mean and cliquey honestly, I think they didn’t like me or maybe they just sucked
crust punk go-fund-mes are my roman empire
January 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
crust punk go-fund-mes are my roman empire
What if…what if I adopted another dog while my husband was out of town 😏
January 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
What if…what if I adopted another dog while my husband was out of town 😏
When did overwhelm become a noun, I hate it
January 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
When did overwhelm become a noun, I hate it
And I’m really sorry but who the fuck cares about jimmy carters funeral right now. Like why is this shit even in the news like who actually gives a fuck?
January 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
And I’m really sorry but who the fuck cares about jimmy carters funeral right now. Like why is this shit even in the news like who actually gives a fuck?
I can’t do it anymore. I can’t look at the fires
January 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I can’t do it anymore. I can’t look at the fires
I have five medical appts this week…overwhelmed doesn’t even begin to touch it. And I saw an optometrist who was so weird and brusque today omg. Kept checking the time and stuff. And gave me a crappy contact prescription
January 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I have five medical appts this week…overwhelmed doesn’t even begin to touch it. And I saw an optometrist who was so weird and brusque today omg. Kept checking the time and stuff. And gave me a crappy contact prescription
What do you mean I’m 36 years old? I was literally just born
January 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
What do you mean I’m 36 years old? I was literally just born
Four years into my move and I still feel lonely and isolated as ever despite meeting some new people and getting involved in things. At what point do we call it a wash and move back to where we have friends?
January 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Four years into my move and I still feel lonely and isolated as ever despite meeting some new people and getting involved in things. At what point do we call it a wash and move back to where we have friends?
Cancelled my fiddle lessons because the lady has an aviary and raises birds. No birds for me! 🚫 🐦
January 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Cancelled my fiddle lessons because the lady has an aviary and raises birds. No birds for me! 🚫 🐦
Can someone explain to me why my mom, a physician, has extreme and deliberate anti-refrigeration ideas? Like leaving open jam, yogurt, cooked meats out for more than 24 hours?
January 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Can someone explain to me why my mom, a physician, has extreme and deliberate anti-refrigeration ideas? Like leaving open jam, yogurt, cooked meats out for more than 24 hours?
I wish people would stop posting newborn “skin to skin” time with shirtless dads. Like keep that to yourself why are you making us look at it!!!
January 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I wish people would stop posting newborn “skin to skin” time with shirtless dads. Like keep that to yourself why are you making us look at it!!!
WHY does my mom make a ton of food and then leave it out all night? Like she literally refuses to refrigerate it and then if I don’t wanna eat it I’M the crazy one??
January 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
WHY does my mom make a ton of food and then leave it out all night? Like she literally refuses to refrigerate it and then if I don’t wanna eat it I’M the crazy one??
Happy new year! all my copays are doubling while my take home pay is decreasing. hbu?
January 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Happy new year! all my copays are doubling while my take home pay is decreasing. hbu?
I just feel like we are soooo fucked this year I’m sorry
January 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I just feel like we are soooo fucked this year I’m sorry
Ate food, wanna vom. Story of my 2024
December 31, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Ate food, wanna vom. Story of my 2024
Maturing is realizing my 7 am AP Calculus class (“zero period” ) of which I remember nothing was actually cruel and unusual punishment for being an OCD-driven high achiever
December 31, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Maturing is realizing my 7 am AP Calculus class (“zero period” ) of which I remember nothing was actually cruel and unusual punishment for being an OCD-driven high achiever
It makes so much unfettered sense that I’m ending the year feeling like absolute withered trash rotting in my bed
December 31, 2024 at 7:34 PM
It makes so much unfettered sense that I’m ending the year feeling like absolute withered trash rotting in my bed
The extreme disgust I have with people who sell furniture on FB marketplace but don’t include measurements or more than one picture. I hope you never sell your nasty af couch honestly
December 31, 2024 at 9:59 AM
The extreme disgust I have with people who sell furniture on FB marketplace but don’t include measurements or more than one picture. I hope you never sell your nasty af couch honestly