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hazard☣️seal
@hazardseal.bsky.social
your local cosmic horror hānaumua (any)
native hawaiian | 🔞🍉🌻🔥 | NO 🛑 genAI
I like horror and story driven and I WILL get emotional about it.

twitch.tv/hazardseal
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art tag: #HazArtSeal
pfp: mochiobonio
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I think there is a little bit of a misunderstanding right now about my being a "content creator". I'm not one lmao. I'm not trying to do numbers. This started as a way for me to set time aside to play games, hang out and make memories in a scheduled committed manner.
I took my dog out to walk, it was blustery but fine, and as soon as she finished doing her business THE SKY OPENED UP AND DROPPED ON US we were soaked she couldn't get inside fast enough lmao
February 17, 2026 at 6:46 AM
i'm chillin with eli in yapyap RIGHT MEOW

www.twitch.tv/eliasar_
February 17, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I'm really just out here using bluesky like my little diary lmao I'm so sorry I'm glad people indulge me in my rambling
February 16, 2026 at 7:22 AM
YEAAAAAAAA
I'm going to be streaming and screaming Yapyap at 6:30pm CST on Monday the 16th with @hazardseal.bsky.social!
February 16, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I FORGOT WHAT CUTE FARMS I HAD ON MY SWITCH STARDEW SAVES
February 16, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I cleaned and organized my room a long time ago but it still feels surreal. I can rest in my room and not feel overwhelmed. Everything has a place, everything is neat - even the little footrest I throw my bags and mail on. Everywhere I look there is something that makes me smile. Just amazing :'D
February 16, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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A little late and a little rushed but happy valentines from your favorite alien 💚🩷

#teleARTi #vtuber
February 15, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I made a little baked brie for myself and it was so so nice. I'm so happy. I got to spend all day with my family and friends, and I just feel surrounded by love.
February 15, 2026 at 7:45 AM
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Today my Nanny and I went to a local attraction! They offer photos at the front so we decide to get a pic together! :)

I forget that I'm wearing my Ricket #MonkeyWrench shirt under my jacket and crossbody bag which has perfectly concealed almost everything on the shirt..

except One Important Thing
February 15, 2026 at 12:33 AM
[LIVE] PALENTINES YAPYAP WITH FWENDS

twitch.tv/hazardseal
a screen shot of a video game with the words thus i smite thee
ALT: a screen shot of a video game with the words thus i smite thee
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February 15, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Controversial opinion but I think you should care if your dog is being aggressive to other dogs and do more than a tug and an eyeroll if it's trying to lunge at someone else's dog
February 14, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Bro I am all wore out from those readings yesterday but I did have a lot of fun lol
February 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
[LIVE] Relationship Readings and chill vibes~

twitch.tv/hazardseal
Lōkahi Oracle 🔼
February 14, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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TOMOROW IS #BIQTCHIN@precinctdtla.bsky.social with @kornbread.bsky.social! Cüm find your PLAYER 2 🫦🕹️🎮 SMASH DOUBLES TOURNAMENT with a $150 grand prize! (Btw STEVE is BANNED) ⛏️
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Honestly this is probably for the best because my prescription got doubled instead of gently eased up and I feel really sick lmao
Lmao no stream today I updated my computer and it absolutely fucked my obs somehow
February 13, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Lmao no stream today I updated my computer and it absolutely fucked my obs somehow
February 13, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I think this might be the darkest timeline, chat.
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I had some steamed veg and grilled chicken for dinner, I think it could have used a little salt BUT it was good! I also got some coconut cooking spray and it's so nice to cook with. Was not able to pick up any dark chocolate today lmao
February 12, 2026 at 6:16 AM
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don't forget that this goal is also to help me with bills 🙏
DO YOU WANNA SEE ME AT MOMOCON?! Unfortunately, I've done the math & I'd need a LOT of help in order to go(the flight itself is $1000), but I'd love to see my friends there & hang out, so I set up a goal on my ko-fi!
any li'l bit helps 🙏
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I think there is a little bit of a misunderstanding right now about my being a "content creator". I'm not one lmao. I'm not trying to do numbers. This started as a way for me to set time aside to play games, hang out and make memories in a scheduled committed manner.
February 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
If you noticed a bunch of stuff going on with my YouTube lately, it's because I've finally been catching up on drafted VODs (which I have now caught up on woooo)
February 11, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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For those who did and did not tune into Siege with the Bois tonight. This is what I was freaking out about.
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Had a talk with the brother, he pointed out I have a habit of not thinking about how things are perceived and it can make my friendliness seem offputting even with the best of intentions. Kind of an eye-opening conversation. I feel embarrassed but happy to take it on board :')
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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a long shot buuutttttt...

do any of my followers on here have any advice for studying the LSATs?

( or studying in a way that _doesnt_ require spending a lot of money for a course? LOL;;; )
February 11, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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THIS FRIDAY I'M DOING RELATIONSHIP READINGS.

Valentines for me has always been about love for my family and friends and those are the readings I will be focusing on c:

So shoot me a DM or comment here to be on the list 💗

If you REALLY want a romantic reading, let me know!
Lōkahi Oracle 🔼
February 10, 2026 at 7:15 AM