Haydn de Patois
@haydndepatois.bsky.social
Parsons '22 • Lensman of Fashions • Devout Reader • Aesthetic Dilettante • Apparel Auteur • Brooklyn Expat in Amsterdam • All opinions are my own • #StopHate
Breaking my internet and ISP protest to wish a Happy Birthday to someone who's influence on me goes unspoken.
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Breaking my internet and ISP protest to wish a Happy Birthday to someone who's influence on me goes unspoken.
Tonight I was blessed to spend the evening with a wonderful intelligent young woman at my my favorite spot in Oud West. We spoke long into the evening of Chaucer and her upbringing in Yates. Needless to say I think I'm in love. #Blessed #TheFutureIsWideOpen
January 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Tonight I was blessed to spend the evening with a wonderful intelligent young woman at my my favorite spot in Oud West. We spoke long into the evening of Chaucer and her upbringing in Yates. Needless to say I think I'm in love. #Blessed #TheFutureIsWideOpen
Sorry for my short absence, chaps. Therapist recommended a serotonin cleanse in the wake of my trip to Ukraine to protest hate. I'm also cutting out any carbs that aren't ancient grains. #Update #Diet #BetterFeeling
January 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Sorry for my short absence, chaps. Therapist recommended a serotonin cleanse in the wake of my trip to Ukraine to protest hate. I'm also cutting out any carbs that aren't ancient grains. #Update #Diet #BetterFeeling
The ideal society is one where a woman can never feel pain. #Thoughts #PhilosophyofThePeople
January 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The ideal society is one where a woman can never feel pain. #Thoughts #PhilosophyofThePeople
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Happy birthday to Isaac Newton, Cab Calloway, Humphrey Bogart, Quentin Crisp, Louise Bourgeois, Rod Serling, Anwar Sadat, Annie Lennox, Carlos Castaneda, Sissy Spacek, CCH Pounder, Rickey Henderson, and possibly Jesus!
December 25, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Happy birthday to Isaac Newton, Cab Calloway, Humphrey Bogart, Quentin Crisp, Louise Bourgeois, Rod Serling, Anwar Sadat, Annie Lennox, Carlos Castaneda, Sissy Spacek, CCH Pounder, Rickey Henderson, and possibly Jesus!
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The Procession in the Streets of Jerusalem, by James Tissot, 1886-94
December 25, 2024 at 11:16 PM
The Procession in the Streets of Jerusalem, by James Tissot, 1886-94
It's on this day that we take count of all the things in life we believe in. Thank you for a wonderful year. #Merry #Christmas #Thoughts #OudWest
December 26, 2024 at 12:28 AM
It's on this day that we take count of all the things in life we believe in. Thank you for a wonderful year. #Merry #Christmas #Thoughts #OudWest
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Given the influx of new folks on this website (welcome! Let's make it the new old Twitter!), I renew my hopeless plea that posts here be called 'bleats.' 🐑
November 19, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Given the influx of new folks on this website (welcome! Let's make it the new old Twitter!), I renew my hopeless plea that posts here be called 'bleats.' 🐑
November 18, 2024 at 10:46 PM
There should be less "stop" signs and more "go" signs. #SaveTheWorld #Thoughts
November 18, 2024 at 9:04 PM
There should be less "stop" signs and more "go" signs. #SaveTheWorld #Thoughts
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My co therapist today
November 18, 2024 at 9:01 PM
My co therapist today
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Try this: move the BlueSky app icon to where your Twitter icon is. Then slide your Twitter icon off your main screen. You’ll notice a vast improvement in your blood pressure.
November 16, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Try this: move the BlueSky app icon to where your Twitter icon is. Then slide your Twitter icon off your main screen. You’ll notice a vast improvement in your blood pressure.
Loving Kava lately. It helps me Ka-valm down! It has so many good terpenes #Electrolytes
November 17, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Loving Kava lately. It helps me Ka-valm down! It has so many good terpenes #Electrolytes
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Drinking the liquor 🥃 of your open folds 💋
I contemplate the movement of the ocean 🌊
Our Bodies In Darkness 🌃
I contemplate the movement of the ocean 🌊
Our Bodies In Darkness 🌃
November 13, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Drinking the liquor 🥃 of your open folds 💋
I contemplate the movement of the ocean 🌊
Our Bodies In Darkness 🌃
I contemplate the movement of the ocean 🌊
Our Bodies In Darkness 🌃
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some days it's just one of those days
November 16, 2024 at 9:01 PM
some days it's just one of those days
Nothing like fine scotch while I ruminate class consciousness. #ThinkingToday #Glenfiddich
November 16, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Nothing like fine scotch while I ruminate class consciousness. #ThinkingToday #Glenfiddich
Hiked up Sloterplas yesterday at the behest of my therapist. Wonderful views but unfortunately my wandering mind couldn't help but worry about the implications of the world. #BetterLuckNextTime #Sloterplas #Hiking
November 16, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Hiked up Sloterplas yesterday at the behest of my therapist. Wonderful views but unfortunately my wandering mind couldn't help but worry about the implications of the world. #BetterLuckNextTime #Sloterplas #Hiking
If I could turn back time I would give feminist literature to all the world leaders and governments. #BackToTheFuture #SaveTheWorld
November 16, 2024 at 8:38 PM
If I could turn back time I would give feminist literature to all the world leaders and governments. #BackToTheFuture #SaveTheWorld
It needed to be said. #WhereIsTheLove
November 15, 2024 at 5:54 PM
It needed to be said. #WhereIsTheLove
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This place feels like moving into a new home and having to use a bowl to drink your first coffee because you haven’t found the mugs yet
But you love it and the mugs are around somewhere
But you love it and the mugs are around somewhere
November 15, 2024 at 10:28 AM
This place feels like moving into a new home and having to use a bowl to drink your first coffee because you haven’t found the mugs yet
But you love it and the mugs are around somewhere
But you love it and the mugs are around somewhere
Thinking about this again. #UncomfortableTruths
November 15, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Thinking about this again. #UncomfortableTruths