Omfg I’m like 2 chapters away from finishing the first draft of my book and I feel like it’s soooo bad but I guess that’s normal? Idk this is wild

So now he’s dismantling the FBI?? Brb gotta go disassociate some more

Y’all sleeping on Wizard and I when that’s the one Cynthia ate up the MOST

If the Thanksgiving function doesn’t have slutty, horny mac & cheese, I simply won’t be in attendance

This book I’m writing about these gay dudes in 19th-century Macedonia is sexy af I’m ngl

Feel like I can’t tweet on this app without posting an accompanying jockstrap pic wtf

Starting this account with the best vibes (showcasing my favorite person in the world)