hautemess tom
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Being non binary is wild because when I get he/him from a stranger I literally don’t care. When I get it from a family member?!I wanna slit my throat. Happy thanksgiving!!!
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Being non binary is wild because when I get he/him from a stranger I literally don’t care. When I get it from a family member?!I wanna slit my throat. Happy thanksgiving!!!
And that my friends is how a roomba ended my last relationship.
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM
And that my friends is how a roomba ended my last relationship.
I want a partner!!! I don’t wanna date!!!
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I want a partner!!! I don’t wanna date!!!
I’m so glad I never became the yuppy I dreamt of being lol
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I’m so glad I never became the yuppy I dreamt of being lol
God I love makeup.
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
God I love makeup.
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The old mfs in the Democratic Party who didn't have MAMDANI back.. just know.. you are going to need a new job.. ask AIPAC for another check. Enjoy this time, cause you getting voted out.
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The old mfs in the Democratic Party who didn't have MAMDANI back.. just know.. you are going to need a new job.. ask AIPAC for another check. Enjoy this time, cause you getting voted out.
See you soon!
these NEW MAKEUP releases are a real SCREAM | Critical Sass
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October 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
See you soon!
Forces a workout tonight to feel better
Gets frustrated at workout and quits on a few moves.
More frustrated after workout to feel better. 😩
Gets frustrated at workout and quits on a few moves.
More frustrated after workout to feel better. 😩
October 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Forces a workout tonight to feel better
Gets frustrated at workout and quits on a few moves.
More frustrated after workout to feel better. 😩
Gets frustrated at workout and quits on a few moves.
More frustrated after workout to feel better. 😩
Took the dog to the vet last night to follow up some stuff from a few weeks ago. Nothing’s wrong! Just the aches and pain of being an old big dog. So happy to get to have a dog age with minimal health complications tbh.
October 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Took the dog to the vet last night to follow up some stuff from a few weeks ago. Nothing’s wrong! Just the aches and pain of being an old big dog. So happy to get to have a dog age with minimal health complications tbh.
I just wanna be happy and left alone.
October 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I just wanna be happy and left alone.
When Kelly Clarkson said “what if I told you it was all meant to be” I don’t think she meant this.
October 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
When Kelly Clarkson said “what if I told you it was all meant to be” I don’t think she meant this.
I’m not trying to yuck anyone’s yum and no one asked me but that album is…. Bad.
October 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’m not trying to yuck anyone’s yum and no one asked me but that album is…. Bad.
Tiff and I are watching love island US season 6 (our first time watching at all) where do we go from here after?
Also pls don’t spoil we are only like 25% through the season.
Also pls don’t spoil we are only like 25% through the season.
September 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Tiff and I are watching love island US season 6 (our first time watching at all) where do we go from here after?
Also pls don’t spoil we are only like 25% through the season.
Also pls don’t spoil we are only like 25% through the season.
Me every morning despite my best efforts.
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September 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Me every morning despite my best efforts.
It’s been real quiet from Olivia Rodrigo girl where r u I need you.
September 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It’s been real quiet from Olivia Rodrigo girl where r u I need you.
I unfortunately am incredibly attracted to non-descript men. Men that look like other men.
September 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I unfortunately am incredibly attracted to non-descript men. Men that look like other men.
Is anyone available to be big spoon when I nap in like 40 mins.
September 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Is anyone available to be big spoon when I nap in like 40 mins.
“I’ve never see anyone so un-charmed by us.” - Me about our server at an Italian restaurant last night.
September 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
“I’ve never see anyone so un-charmed by us.” - Me about our server at an Italian restaurant last night.
I don’t have like “full eloquent thoughts” on how to talk about this yet but I’m in NYC rn and I am being approached and greeted with feminine pronouns in nearly every establishment I’ve been in.
September 7, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I don’t have like “full eloquent thoughts” on how to talk about this yet but I’m in NYC rn and I am being approached and greeted with feminine pronouns in nearly every establishment I’ve been in.
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New Turning Lewks ep is live! 🎙️
This time I chat with Lexi Blac - Glow Up S7 star, drag queen, and MUA.
We cover his drag-to-MUA journey, behind-the-scenes of Glow Up & his mission to put colour + creativity back at the heart of makeup.
Listen here: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
This time I chat with Lexi Blac - Glow Up S7 star, drag queen, and MUA.
We cover his drag-to-MUA journey, behind-the-scenes of Glow Up & his mission to put colour + creativity back at the heart of makeup.
Listen here: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
September 1, 2025 at 9:23 AM
New Turning Lewks ep is live! 🎙️
This time I chat with Lexi Blac - Glow Up S7 star, drag queen, and MUA.
We cover his drag-to-MUA journey, behind-the-scenes of Glow Up & his mission to put colour + creativity back at the heart of makeup.
Listen here: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
This time I chat with Lexi Blac - Glow Up S7 star, drag queen, and MUA.
We cover his drag-to-MUA journey, behind-the-scenes of Glow Up & his mission to put colour + creativity back at the heart of makeup.
Listen here: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
Update it went awesome and the waxer Robbie at 412 waxing was so awesome. So if you’re in #Pittsburgh and need a #wax go see him. He made the whole process so comfortable.
Getting my *first* Brazilian wax today wish me luck lmao
September 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Update it went awesome and the waxer Robbie at 412 waxing was so awesome. So if you’re in #Pittsburgh and need a #wax go see him. He made the whole process so comfortable.
Getting my *first* Brazilian wax today wish me luck lmao
September 1, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Getting my *first* Brazilian wax today wish me luck lmao
I’ll take photos of my look but they will be aesthetically blurry.
August 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I’ll take photos of my look but they will be aesthetically blurry.
After a week of filming b roll, outlining, filming and editing it is finally here.
Is VIEVE makeup worth going out of your way for?
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August 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
After a week of filming b roll, outlining, filming and editing it is finally here.