hausucat.bsky.social
@hausucat.bsky.social
Olive Garden is an abstraction layer built on top of Italian food
April 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
i had a dream that i had a four hour argument with a used car salesman about whether or not i was obligated to buy an undrivable car

what could this mean
March 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
i wish i was severed so i could wake up right before the next episode every week
February 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
i will contribute one (1) medium-effort joke response in every large meeting Teams chat to feign engagement before my brain bricks and i sit there like a madame tussauds wax effigy of myself for the remainder
January 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
when is bluesky going to give us the top friends feature
January 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM