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Jack
@hausofklever.bsky.social
Scottsdale, AZ. House music. Golf. Culinary adventures. CEO. Same handle on rednote.
If you get on a train going in the wrong direction, get off at the next stop. Because the longer you wait, the longer and more expensive it is to turnaround. This also applies to trains.
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Has anybody asked George Clooney and Brad Pitt where they were during the robbery at the Louvre?
October 21, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Quick survey. Anyone feeling fly like a G6?
September 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Q. When was the last time a person told you what they liked about you?
August 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I don’t care how fancy your perfume or cologne is, it always reminds me of cigarette smoke and stale booze. That’s all I have to say about that. 👍
August 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I’m not outdoorsy, I’m outsidey. Please know the difference if you invite me to something. Thank you 😁
August 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
If you find yourself in sudden short supply of f*cks, it’s because Trey Parker and Matt Stone have absolutely zero to give. Not a single one. Not even a tiny little one. Nothing.
July 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The moment I realized life is coming from me and not at me, everything changed.
July 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Friends: How’s dating life going?
Me:
July 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I just heard the term “misleaders” vs “leaders” when referring to politicians today. It’s 2025 and nobody wants to throw bombs at each other except #misleaders
June 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Until you make the unconscious, conscious, it will rule your life and you will call it fate - Carl Jung
June 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If you put all your objections, rules, etc on a dating profile, you’re literally talking to the people you don’t want, and ignoring the ones you do.

The key to success is know how to speak to your target audience. Ignore the rest.
June 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
ChatGPT advisor thought of the day: If you have thoughts that make you question your own character, there’s a good chance you’re confusing character with conditioning. The good news is conditioning can be changed once you see it.
June 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I’d rather appreciate the love I’ve had, than mourn the love I’ve lost. It’s not always easy, but always worth the exercise.
June 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
You’re either having martinis with me, or you’re having martinis against me. There are no other options.
June 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Self confidence doesn’t come from shouting affirmations into the void. It comes from continuously providing the world, irrefutable evidence that you are who you say you are. - Alex Hormozi
May 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
In the new world of AI, it’s more important to know what needs to be done, than how to do it.
April 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Quote of the day: Real Gs move in silence like lasagna.
April 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hope you’re all enjoying the holiday as much as I am. Also Happy Easter 😁
April 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
New way to say goodbye to people as they’re drive away, “be safe… watch out for human drivers” 😬
April 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Shout out to the Irish on St. Patrick’s day. If it wasn’t for you fine people, I wouldn’t know how to leave a party. ☘️🇮🇪🍻
March 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If you like music, you like house music. You just don’t know it yet.
March 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The irony of a film crew and editing team trying to create the “shaky phone camera with bad lighting and contrast” effect for modern commercials.
February 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
How has Apple actually made the typing experience worst. The worst predictive text and autocorrect I’ve experienced in history. Takes me twice as long to send a text without errors.
January 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
After news on LinkedIn using people’s personal DMs to train their AI, actually violates their TOS… privacy is an illusion. Never send IP or confidential info in DMs on any platform. Don’t discuss sensitive things on Zoom. It’s all being stored and leveraged.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
LinkedIn accused of using private messages to train AI - BBC News
The lawsuit alleges LinkedIn tried to conceal its actions but the firm says the claims are false.
www.bbc.com
January 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM