Anastasia Beaverhausen
@hausofbeavers.bsky.social
I get a lot of marriage proposals and death threats
You wish
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
You wish
At least, unlike you she’s not doing prostitution… you sinful hussy
@hausofbeavers.bsky.social's nana does backflips behind big Tesco mate
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
At least, unlike you she’s not doing prostitution… you sinful hussy
Me trying to send subtle signals to the hot guy at the bar
June 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Me trying to send subtle signals to the hot guy at the bar
I wish I was that flexible
June 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I wish I was that flexible
Just listened to the new Sabrina Carpenter single. I hate the fact that I was right and it was indeed country and what I hate even more is that this shit is so fucking catchy
June 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Just listened to the new Sabrina Carpenter single. I hate the fact that I was right and it was indeed country and what I hate even more is that this shit is so fucking catchy
Hope it’s not a country record
Sabrina Carpenter announces new single ‘Manchild.’ Out this Thursday.
“this one’s about you!!”
“this one’s about you!!”
June 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Hope it’s not a country record
People : You look so fit what is your gym routine ?
Me :
Me :
January 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
People : You look so fit what is your gym routine ?
Me :
Me :
It’s hard to keep a straight face when you’re thinking about the funniest shit ever
January 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It’s hard to keep a straight face when you’re thinking about the funniest shit ever
Just saw a man and a woman kissing. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against heterosexuality but why do they feel like they have to shove it down everyone’s throat ? Think of the children!!!
January 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Just saw a man and a woman kissing. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against heterosexuality but why do they feel like they have to shove it down everyone’s throat ? Think of the children!!!
I think I have a frostbite on my ass
January 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I think I have a frostbite on my ass
Just got my lobotomy appointment, I’m so excited !!!
January 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Just got my lobotomy appointment, I’m so excited !!!
Hope that b!tch has fun in hell #anitabryant
January 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Hope that b!tch has fun in hell #anitabryant
Can’t stop thinking about this absolute masterpiece
January 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Can’t stop thinking about this absolute masterpiece
Cher’s twitter account was the 8th world wonder
December 16, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Cher’s twitter account was the 8th world wonder