Thore Haugstad
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ChatGPT really has ruined the em-dash, and it's a tragedy.
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
ChatGPT really has ruined the em-dash, and it's a tragedy.
Anyone in here genuinely believe Liverpool should fire Slot right now?
Lots of new players, injuries, Isak arriving late, Trent leaving, and an actual death in the team. Slot looked a genius a year ago. Surely seems to call for more patience, not less.
Lots of new players, injuries, Isak arriving late, Trent leaving, and an actual death in the team. Slot looked a genius a year ago. Surely seems to call for more patience, not less.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Anyone in here genuinely believe Liverpool should fire Slot right now?
Lots of new players, injuries, Isak arriving late, Trent leaving, and an actual death in the team. Slot looked a genius a year ago. Surely seems to call for more patience, not less.
Lots of new players, injuries, Isak arriving late, Trent leaving, and an actual death in the team. Slot looked a genius a year ago. Surely seems to call for more patience, not less.
Small consolation for Isak: After 12 games, only Haaland and Welbeck have scored more than 5 goals in PL (excluding pens). It's tough out there.
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Small consolation for Isak: After 12 games, only Haaland and Welbeck have scored more than 5 goals in PL (excluding pens). It's tough out there.
Arsenal so far ahead. Symbolic of the times if the best defence won the title.
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Arsenal so far ahead. Symbolic of the times if the best defence won the title.
Spurs looking like a Mourinho side at its worst.
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Spurs looking like a Mourinho side at its worst.
Areola surely the first PL player to record 1 assist and 10 saves in the same game.
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Areola surely the first PL player to record 1 assist and 10 saves in the same game.
Glimt har 7,7 i xG imot fra to bortekamper mot Slavia Praha og Galatasaray. Forventer 0 poeng mot Dortmund og Atlético.
Men alle muligheter hjemme mot Monaco, Juventus .... og kanskje, kanskje City?
Men alle muligheter hjemme mot Monaco, Juventus .... og kanskje, kanskje City?
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Glimt har 7,7 i xG imot fra to bortekamper mot Slavia Praha og Galatasaray. Forventer 0 poeng mot Dortmund og Atlético.
Men alle muligheter hjemme mot Monaco, Juventus .... og kanskje, kanskje City?
Men alle muligheter hjemme mot Monaco, Juventus .... og kanskje, kanskje City?
I have a theory that the worse City are, the more Haaland is.
Less dominant = less possession = more space in behind = better conditions for Haaland.
Crowd the box and you can stop him. Give him space and you got no chance.
Less dominant = less possession = more space in behind = better conditions for Haaland.
Crowd the box and you can stop him. Give him space and you got no chance.
November 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I have a theory that the worse City are, the more Haaland is.
Less dominant = less possession = more space in behind = better conditions for Haaland.
Crowd the box and you can stop him. Give him space and you got no chance.
Less dominant = less possession = more space in behind = better conditions for Haaland.
Crowd the box and you can stop him. Give him space and you got no chance.
I've missed Dortmund Haaland. Happy we get to see him at City, too.
November 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I've missed Dortmund Haaland. Happy we get to see him at City, too.
Just remembered that once upon a time, Martin Ødegaard, Alexander Isak, Mikel Merino, Martín Zubimendi, Asier Illarramendi and Robin Le Normand all played for the same team.
October 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Just remembered that once upon a time, Martin Ødegaard, Alexander Isak, Mikel Merino, Martín Zubimendi, Asier Illarramendi and Robin Le Normand all played for the same team.
Gabriel ... Feels inevitable at every set piece right now. Would love to read an analysis of why he is *so* much more dangerous than, say, Van Dijk, who is 5 cm taller and at least as good in the air defensively.
October 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Gabriel ... Feels inevitable at every set piece right now. Would love to read an analysis of why he is *so* much more dangerous than, say, Van Dijk, who is 5 cm taller and at least as good in the air defensively.
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Liverpool today:
19 shots. Five big chances. 2.76xG.
Liverpool when beating United 7-0:
18 shots. Six big chances. 2.78 xG.
We follow a stupid sport.
19 shots. Five big chances. 2.76xG.
Liverpool when beating United 7-0:
18 shots. Six big chances. 2.78 xG.
We follow a stupid sport.
October 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Liverpool today:
19 shots. Five big chances. 2.76xG.
Liverpool when beating United 7-0:
18 shots. Six big chances. 2.78 xG.
We follow a stupid sport.
19 shots. Five big chances. 2.76xG.
Liverpool when beating United 7-0:
18 shots. Six big chances. 2.78 xG.
We follow a stupid sport.
Pretty wild that, just a few months ago, Bournemouth had two centrebacks now playing for Real Madrid and PSG.
October 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Pretty wild that, just a few months ago, Bournemouth had two centrebacks now playing for Real Madrid and PSG.
May 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Glemte å poste denne før finalen.
To tap i ligaen, 0–2 mot City i CL og et økonomisk bilde som blir jevnere – tegn på at rivalene (blant andre Arsenal) kan ta igjen Barça.
www.nrk.no/sport/thore-...
To tap i ligaen, 0–2 mot City i CL og et økonomisk bilde som blir jevnere – tegn på at rivalene (blant andre Arsenal) kan ta igjen Barça.
www.nrk.no/sport/thore-...
Thore Haugstad-kommentar: Hvor mye lenger kan Barcelona vinne alt?
I fem år har Caroline Graham Hansens lag dominert totalt. Men vi ser tegn på at rivalene kan ta dem igjen.
www.nrk.no
May 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Glemte å poste denne før finalen.
To tap i ligaen, 0–2 mot City i CL og et økonomisk bilde som blir jevnere – tegn på at rivalene (blant andre Arsenal) kan ta igjen Barça.
www.nrk.no/sport/thore-...
To tap i ligaen, 0–2 mot City i CL og et økonomisk bilde som blir jevnere – tegn på at rivalene (blant andre Arsenal) kan ta igjen Barça.
www.nrk.no/sport/thore-...
Jeg har sett på alle semifinalistene i Europaligaen/UEFA-cupen siden 1999-2000.
Finner ingen større underdog enn Glimt.
www.nrk.no/sport/bodo_g...
Finner ingen større underdog enn Glimt.
www.nrk.no/sport/bodo_g...
Bodø/Glimt mot Tottenham i semifinalen i Europaligaen: Årtusenets største underdog
Siden 2000 har ingen av Europaligaens semifinalister vært større underdoger enn Bodø/Glimt.
www.nrk.no
May 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Jeg har sett på alle semifinalistene i Europaligaen/UEFA-cupen siden 1999-2000.
Finner ingen større underdog enn Glimt.
www.nrk.no/sport/bodo_g...
Finner ingen større underdog enn Glimt.
www.nrk.no/sport/bodo_g...
My 7,000-word profile on Thomas Tuchel from 2022:
🍺 Wiping tables at Radio Bar in Stuttgart
💸 Studying business to make his mum sleep better
🧐 Learning from Brentford
🧘♂️ Meditating
🎾 Finding inspiration in tennis
💔 The many fallouts
www.thorehaugstad.com/profiles/the...
🍺 Wiping tables at Radio Bar in Stuttgart
💸 Studying business to make his mum sleep better
🧐 Learning from Brentford
🧘♂️ Meditating
🎾 Finding inspiration in tennis
💔 The many fallouts
www.thorehaugstad.com/profiles/the...
The bartender — Profiles by Thore Haugstad
How Thomas Tuchel rose to the top.
www.thorehaugstad.com
March 19, 2025 at 8:01 AM
My 7,000-word profile on Thomas Tuchel from 2022:
🍺 Wiping tables at Radio Bar in Stuttgart
💸 Studying business to make his mum sleep better
🧐 Learning from Brentford
🧘♂️ Meditating
🎾 Finding inspiration in tennis
💔 The many fallouts
www.thorehaugstad.com/profiles/the...
🍺 Wiping tables at Radio Bar in Stuttgart
💸 Studying business to make his mum sleep better
🧐 Learning from Brentford
🧘♂️ Meditating
🎾 Finding inspiration in tennis
💔 The many fallouts
www.thorehaugstad.com/profiles/the...
Gotta be closing in on some kind of record here.
March 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Gotta be closing in on some kind of record here.
At 46, Arne Slot has yet to deal with failure.
In this profile, I tried to find out how.
www.thorehaugstad.com/profiles/the...
In this profile, I tried to find out how.
www.thorehaugstad.com/profiles/the...
The Priest — Profiles by Thore Haugstad
How Arne Slot has made winning look easy.
www.thorehaugstad.com
March 16, 2025 at 10:17 AM
At 46, Arne Slot has yet to deal with failure.
In this profile, I tried to find out how.
www.thorehaugstad.com/profiles/the...
In this profile, I tried to find out how.
www.thorehaugstad.com/profiles/the...
Han ble funnet død og alene i et rotete hus.
Nå skal en rettssak med mer enn 100 vitner finne ut hva som skjedde med Diego Maradona.
Med bidrag fra Martin Mazur, Daniel Edwards og Santi Bauzá.
www.nrk.no/sport/xl/nar...
Nå skal en rettssak med mer enn 100 vitner finne ut hva som skjedde med Diego Maradona.
Med bidrag fra Martin Mazur, Daniel Edwards og Santi Bauzá.
www.nrk.no/sport/xl/nar...
Når gud er død
Han ble funnet død og alene i et rotete hus. Nå skal en rettssak i Argentina med mer enn 100 vitner finne ut hva som skjedde med Diego Maradona.
www.nrk.no
March 11, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Han ble funnet død og alene i et rotete hus.
Nå skal en rettssak med mer enn 100 vitner finne ut hva som skjedde med Diego Maradona.
Med bidrag fra Martin Mazur, Daniel Edwards og Santi Bauzá.
www.nrk.no/sport/xl/nar...
Nå skal en rettssak med mer enn 100 vitner finne ut hva som skjedde med Diego Maradona.
Med bidrag fra Martin Mazur, Daniel Edwards og Santi Bauzá.
www.nrk.no/sport/xl/nar...
First time I've heard a PL coach refer back to his own quotes on Instagram #FotballIn2025
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
March 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
First time I've heard a PL coach refer back to his own quotes on Instagram #FotballIn2025
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
When Atalanta are good, they're really really good.
March 10, 2025 at 9:05 AM
When Atalanta are good, they're really really good.
