Action Bastard
@hatmanhornfuckle.bsky.social
Idiot wrangler. Licensed to transport weapons grade stupidity across state lines. Chaotic good. I love cheese, real cheese not that Kraft shit. I play pretty much all video games. Mech enthusiasts. Fan of most things Tokusatsu.
I’m tired of the sprint debate for Halo. Halo should not have a sprint button at all It should have a base movement speed of “fuckin zoomin” for Spartans by default without a button press. Fuckass speed at all times no brakes fast moment, slides and high jumps. Movement tech over sprint any day.
October 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I’m tired of the sprint debate for Halo. Halo should not have a sprint button at all It should have a base movement speed of “fuckin zoomin” for Spartans by default without a button press. Fuckass speed at all times no brakes fast moment, slides and high jumps. Movement tech over sprint any day.
I have a hot take that many people don’t want to hear. If you’re in your 30s and you feel old and have body aches you’re just not taking care of yourself or haven’t before. You need to get a better bed and adopt a healthier lifestyle. You should fundamentally feel no different now than in your 20s.
January 17, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I have a hot take that many people don’t want to hear. If you’re in your 30s and you feel old and have body aches you’re just not taking care of yourself or haven’t before. You need to get a better bed and adopt a healthier lifestyle. You should fundamentally feel no different now than in your 20s.
Having too much fun with #marvelrivals. Feels like old #overwatch did before they started changing the game. Haven’t played with my friends this consistently in a while.
January 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Having too much fun with #marvelrivals. Feels like old #overwatch did before they started changing the game. Haven’t played with my friends this consistently in a while.
Just getting around to playing some of these phenomenal ports of N64 games to pc. Spent hours reliving my childhood on Perfect Dark with proper M&KB support and it’s so good.
December 27, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Just getting around to playing some of these phenomenal ports of N64 games to pc. Spent hours reliving my childhood on Perfect Dark with proper M&KB support and it’s so good.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!
December 25, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!
There are two kinds of opinions on the new Superman Trailer. Those who hate the way Guy Gardner looks and those who would hate it if he didn’t look like that. Only one of these opinions are from real comic book enjoyers. #superman #guygardner #dc
December 19, 2024 at 8:25 PM
There are two kinds of opinions on the new Superman Trailer. Those who hate the way Guy Gardner looks and those who would hate it if he didn’t look like that. Only one of these opinions are from real comic book enjoyers. #superman #guygardner #dc
I unironically fuck with this. This with a pair of Pitt Vipers and cut off Jean shorts while riding my 84 Honda 200ES. Redneck heaven.
December 16, 2024 at 9:42 PM
I unironically fuck with this. This with a pair of Pitt Vipers and cut off Jean shorts while riding my 84 Honda 200ES. Redneck heaven.
Gaming hot take for today. Multiplayer shooters should focus on fun social gameplay vs balanced competitive gameplay.
December 7, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Gaming hot take for today. Multiplayer shooters should focus on fun social gameplay vs balanced competitive gameplay.
Household rule #72: The person washing the clothes gets to keep all money found during the clothes washing process. If you don’t like it put your money up right or wash your own clothes. This is the way.
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Household rule #72: The person washing the clothes gets to keep all money found during the clothes washing process. If you don’t like it put your money up right or wash your own clothes. This is the way.
AI is the greatest asset to UFO hunters and Cryptozoologists. They will be able to provide all the clear video evidence they can imagine.
December 4, 2024 at 11:25 PM
AI is the greatest asset to UFO hunters and Cryptozoologists. They will be able to provide all the clear video evidence they can imagine.
I can tell what kind of a person you are by your opinion on Holy Diver and Dio.
December 3, 2024 at 3:46 PM
I can tell what kind of a person you are by your opinion on Holy Diver and Dio.
Game dev log #6: I’ve really been enjoying learning #godot and figuring out what kind of games I can make. I’ve made a few smaller projects and I’m getting the hang of structure and coding. I’ve even settled on a game concept of my own that I’m 33.8% sure I could pull off. #gamedev
December 3, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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Nightmare Kart is FREE to download!!! 100% OFF!! real! and trueb!!
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Nightmare Kart is FREE to download!!! 100% OFF!! real! and trueb!!
Get it now!!
➡️ Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/2930160/...
➡️ Itchio! b0tster.itch.io/nmkart
November 29, 2024 at 3:49 PM
🚨🚨🚨SUPER BLACK FRIDAY SALE🚨🚨🚨
Nightmare Kart is FREE to download!!! 100% OFF!! real! and trueb!!
Get it now!!
➡️ Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/2930160/...
➡️ Itchio! b0tster.itch.io/nmkart
Nightmare Kart is FREE to download!!! 100% OFF!! real! and trueb!!
Get it now!!
➡️ Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/2930160/...
➡️ Itchio! b0tster.itch.io/nmkart
Happy Turkey day everyone!
November 28, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Happy Turkey day everyone!
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This is an exclusive post just for the cool peeps that followed me here on blue sky :)
Let me introduce you to the Exsawlibur, your new best friend for chopping up the bad weed (and other demonic entities)!
#goldensouls
Let me introduce you to the Exsawlibur, your new best friend for chopping up the bad weed (and other demonic entities)!
#goldensouls
November 27, 2024 at 10:24 AM
This is an exclusive post just for the cool peeps that followed me here on blue sky :)
Let me introduce you to the Exsawlibur, your new best friend for chopping up the bad weed (and other demonic entities)!
#goldensouls
Let me introduce you to the Exsawlibur, your new best friend for chopping up the bad weed (and other demonic entities)!
#goldensouls
Game dev update day #5: I’m sorry what? Optimization? No no we already have a religion thank you.
November 27, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Game dev update day #5: I’m sorry what? Optimization? No no we already have a religion thank you.
The irony of screaming at Siri on my iPhone from across the room to ask about the spelling of a word while I type out my dream journal entry on my Underwood Typemaster. Yes, I do use a typewriter to feel like I’m a possessed author having a psychotic episode.
November 27, 2024 at 6:25 PM
The irony of screaming at Siri on my iPhone from across the room to ask about the spelling of a word while I type out my dream journal entry on my Underwood Typemaster. Yes, I do use a typewriter to feel like I’m a possessed author having a psychotic episode.
I’m going to make an unsolicited list of 10 of my favorite consoles as I’ve owned just about every single console over the years or still do.
PS2
PS3 (OG backwards compatible model)
N64
XBOX 360 (for Halo)
XBOX (Halo Box)
Game Boy Advance SP
Game Boy Color
SNES
NES
Sega Genesis
#videogames
PS2
PS3 (OG backwards compatible model)
N64
XBOX 360 (for Halo)
XBOX (Halo Box)
Game Boy Advance SP
Game Boy Color
SNES
NES
Sega Genesis
#videogames
November 27, 2024 at 2:29 PM
I’m going to make an unsolicited list of 10 of my favorite consoles as I’ve owned just about every single console over the years or still do.
PS2
PS3 (OG backwards compatible model)
N64
XBOX 360 (for Halo)
XBOX (Halo Box)
Game Boy Advance SP
Game Boy Color
SNES
NES
Sega Genesis
#videogames
PS2
PS3 (OG backwards compatible model)
N64
XBOX 360 (for Halo)
XBOX (Halo Box)
Game Boy Advance SP
Game Boy Color
SNES
NES
Sega Genesis
#videogames
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Okay bluesky, giveaway time!
Simply just follow me and retweet this post to be in with a chance of winning one of 10 steam keys for COVEN.
I'll choose winners at random some time tomorrow. Good luck!
#gaming #retrogaming #indiedev #boomershooter #fps
Simply just follow me and retweet this post to be in with a chance of winning one of 10 steam keys for COVEN.
I'll choose winners at random some time tomorrow. Good luck!
#gaming #retrogaming #indiedev #boomershooter #fps
November 26, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Okay bluesky, giveaway time!
Simply just follow me and retweet this post to be in with a chance of winning one of 10 steam keys for COVEN.
I'll choose winners at random some time tomorrow. Good luck!
#gaming #retrogaming #indiedev #boomershooter #fps
Simply just follow me and retweet this post to be in with a chance of winning one of 10 steam keys for COVEN.
I'll choose winners at random some time tomorrow. Good luck!
#gaming #retrogaming #indiedev #boomershooter #fps
Ok so I’ve replaced 4 of the batteries in my smoke detectors in over two days due to them beeping. Those batteries and smoke detectors have only been up 4 months. I’m pissed.
November 27, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Ok so I’ve replaced 4 of the batteries in my smoke detectors in over two days due to them beeping. Those batteries and smoke detectors have only been up 4 months. I’m pissed.