evan
hashtagevan.bsky.social
evan
@hashtagevan.bsky.social
every beautiful springlike day with a warm sun and cool breeze opens a mental nostalgia portal to similar days past
January 17, 2026 at 11:30 PM
January 17, 2026 at 9:30 PM
75 degrees on January 17th. one of those days where you say to yourself i’m never leaving california
January 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM
wtf bluesky is good now. nobody is getting paid to post bot slop or rage bait here. the slop and bait is just the good old fashioned dumbass human kind
January 17, 2026 at 4:02 AM
what did i miss
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Reposted by evan
what if instead of blue sky it was blue guy, and we had those blues guys on here
September 10, 2024 at 10:48 PM
what if instead of blue sky it was blue guy, and we had those blues guys on here
September 10, 2024 at 10:48 PM
the McDonald's app works a lot better on iOS than android
October 6, 2023 at 6:08 AM
one of my dogs is on a morning dump schedule and one is on an evening dump schedule, like me, and ngl I kinda vibe with him more because of that
October 6, 2023 at 5:31 AM
every time Elon makes some dumb fuck change i log in here to post once and then forget about it for another 3 months
October 5, 2023 at 8:38 AM
bluesky requires too many clicks to block people
July 17, 2023 at 5:34 AM
people read about the narrative theory of self and take away that they should tell themselves a different story. wrong. the real takeaway is don't tell stories. don't self consciously produce a narrative. organically process all moments as they are experienced and that's it
July 2, 2023 at 1:30 AM
ultimately, decided to go get lunch with my gf and shop for plants. real life beckons
July 1, 2023 at 8:31 PM
if that doesn't hit, next I'll go to the marginal revolution comment section and tell the boomers I just took out $200k in student loans for an MFA
July 1, 2023 at 8:28 PM
decided to go troll on nextdoor. telling the locals I'm personally painting bike lanes onto my street. or maybe I'm selling my lot to developers
July 1, 2023 at 8:27 PM
my brain is extremely confused

> go to reddit app
> doesn't exist
> fuck

> go to twitter app
> oh that's right it's broken
> fuck

> go to bluesky
> doesn't hit the spot
> fuck
July 1, 2023 at 8:16 PM
pouring over the bluesky connection graph to find a cluster that will accept me before the user base blows up and I get stuck on the outer edges
May 3, 2023 at 5:26 PM
to all my new followers: welcome. I will surely rise to the top among the 50 thousand other people you're following
May 2, 2023 at 2:40 AM
probably just going to call them "posts" and maybe even go with "quote posts" and "reposts". the skeet thing feels a little juvenile
April 29, 2023 at 8:24 PM
bluesky android keeps trying to have me "share" some unspecified content. I'm nervous about what exactly it's trying to share
April 29, 2023 at 8:24 PM
one like on bluesky is worth 100 on twitter
April 28, 2023 at 11:27 PM
wow, norfolk is an even bigger shit hole than I thought
April 28, 2023 at 7:40 PM
I need to create a brand on here. I'm all over the place on twitter. I'm tweeting about AI. I'm tweeting about cum. I'm tweeting references to commercials that last aired a decade ago. I need to focus
April 28, 2023 at 6:29 PM
give it to me. all of it
April 28, 2023 at 3:44 AM
a show like Lucky Dog called Lucky Boy where Brandon McMillan takes a down on his luck incel and trains him up and matches him to a good home (girlfriend)
April 28, 2023 at 3:41 AM