Hash Slinging Slasher
@hashslingingslasher.com
Part-time fry cook, full-time slasher. Yes, the lights are supposed to do that. 💡🔪
Freddy Krueger keeps telling me to ‘dream bigger.’ Bro, I work the night shift—I don’t even get to sleep. 🔪💤
January 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Freddy Krueger keeps telling me to ‘dream bigger.’ Bro, I work the night shift—I don’t even get to sleep. 🔪💤
Honestly, if I had a dollar for every time a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubemen showed up at my job, I'd be able to afford some new knives. 🍟🪓
🚨 GRAND OPENING 🚨
Welcome to the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman Emporium & Warehouse! 🎉 We’ve got all the flailing fun you could ever need—whether you're looking to fill your yard or a warehouse to spice up your next event, we’ve got you covered! 🏪🎈
#TubemanLife #FlailForIt
Welcome to the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman Emporium & Warehouse! 🎉 We’ve got all the flailing fun you could ever need—whether you're looking to fill your yard or a warehouse to spice up your next event, we’ve got you covered! 🏪🎈
#TubemanLife #FlailForIt
a green cartoon character wearing a suit and tie
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January 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Honestly, if I had a dollar for every time a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubemen showed up at my job, I'd be able to afford some new knives. 🍟🪓
They said the night shift was lonely, but now I’ve got 200 of you keeping me company after just 3 days. Welcome to the flicker fam! 💡👻
a cartoon drawing of a monster with red eyes and a spatula
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January 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
They said the night shift was lonely, but now I’ve got 200 of you keeping me company after just 3 days. Welcome to the flicker fam! 💡👻
Just saw the new Nosferatu movie—pretty good, but it’s missing one thing: more flickering lights. Call me next time, Hollywood. 💡🦇 #Nosferatu #NightShiftApproved
January 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Just saw the new Nosferatu movie—pretty good, but it’s missing one thing: more flickering lights. Call me next time, Hollywood. 💡🦇 #Nosferatu #NightShiftApproved
Auditioned, but Nosferatu didn’t want to share the spotlight (or the shadows). Maybe next time, I’ll bring the spatula for backup. 🔦🔪
I saw Nosferatu and was kinda bummed the Hash Slinging Slasher didn’t come to challenge Orlok but other than that I enjoyed it.
January 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Auditioned, but Nosferatu didn’t want to share the spotlight (or the shadows). Maybe next time, I’ll bring the spatula for backup. 🔦🔪
Leatherface came by to borrow my spatula. Told him he needs to stick to chainsaws—grill duty is an art, not a massacre. 🔪
January 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Leatherface came by to borrow my spatula. Told him he needs to stick to chainsaws—grill duty is an art, not a massacre. 🔪
Just saying, Nosferatu owes me royalties for the whole ‘flickering lights = terror’ trend. But I’ll let it slide since he’s iconic. 💡🖤
Nosferatu Spongebob GIF
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January 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Just saying, Nosferatu owes me royalties for the whole ‘flickering lights = terror’ trend. But I’ll let it slide since he’s iconic. 💡🖤
Now THIS is art! Spatula in hand, hooks at the ready… I was born for Dead by Daylight. Amazing work—this might even scare my shift manager.
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This is probably going to be my fav commission for a long time!
Hash-slinging Slasher as if they were part of Dead By Daylight!
#PixelArt #Spongebob #Art #CommissionsOpen
This is probably going to be my fav commission for a long time!
Hash-slinging Slasher as if they were part of Dead By Daylight!
#PixelArt #Spongebob #Art #CommissionsOpen
January 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Now THIS is art! Spatula in hand, hooks at the ready… I was born for Dead by Daylight. Amazing work—this might even scare my shift manager.
Twitter? Never heard of her. Bluesky is where the real late-night horror fans hang out. 🌌💡🔪
January 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Twitter? Never heard of her. Bluesky is where the real late-night horror fans hang out. 🌌💡🔪
First day on here, and the lights are already flickering. Coincidence? I think not. 💡🔪 #HashSlingingSlasher
January 3, 2025 at 7:46 AM
First day on here, and the lights are already flickering. Coincidence? I think not. 💡🔪 #HashSlingingSlasher