harrisoncoffman.bsky.social
@harrisoncoffman.bsky.social
Fuuuuuuuuuuck this week
January 29, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Wunmi Mosaku, Delroy Lindo, AND Amy Madigan!?!?

I thought we’d be lucky if one of them got in, but to get all three is ❤️
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I know that Twitter is objectively worse, but Threads is the absolute dumbest social media platform.
January 20, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Gonna need Rhea Seehorn and Betty Gilpin to play sisters in high concept sci-fi show
January 7, 2026 at 3:41 AM
THAT’S the coming out scene everyone is so incensed about?

The simultaneous death of media literacy and the rampant rise of homophobia is alarming
January 2, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Nearing the end of my first play through of #TheLastOfUs and I will drop anyone who comes near my girl.

(I’ve watched the show, I know what’s about to happen)
December 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The Kirbys are easily the worst characters in the Jurassic Park canon
December 20, 2025 at 6:49 AM
At the work holiday party my answer to “what’s your favorite Christmas song” was “Amy Adam’s monologue about Frosty the Snowman in Doubt”

I work in theatre so that joke killed.
December 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Ideas are bulletproof
December 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Watching #AllOfUsStrangers because I decided I needed to be depressed today
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Episode 8 of #ThePitt fucking broke me
a man with a beard and a stethoscope around his neck
ALT: a man with a beard and a stethoscope around his neck
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November 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Annabelle never turns down an opportunity to fuck up Judy Warren’s day. #TheConjuring
September 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I’m extremely gay and have a terrible phobia of snakes but Salma Hayek’ s introduction to #FromDuskTillDawn is really doing something for me…
September 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Finally watching #Oldboy for the first time, this has been on my watchlist for a long time.
July 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Two things I learned from my trip to Chicago this weekend:

1. Don’t watch #FinalDestination2 the day before you go on a long car trip

2. No bond is stronger than that of strangers working together to find an animal hidden in its enclosure at a zoo or aquarium
July 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It’s my birthday today and I’m going to be so annoying about it
July 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Apologies to my coworker who was just subjected to a ten minute rant about how good The Americans is
July 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I couldn’t have picked Aurora’s husband out of a lineup on the first two seasons of #TheGildedAge.

Now? It’s on sight with that motherfucker.
June 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Family pool party, got 30 minutes of pool time before I cut my foot so now I’m just watching everyone play volleyball while I’ve got gauze wrapped around my foot 😢
June 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Deborah Ann Woll should be a bigger star
June 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Saw 28 Years Later today. Generally I really liked it, but I was pretty thrown by the final moments.
June 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Rewatching #Daredevil on Netflix and it is so fucking good.
June 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I wish the Doctor Who fandom liked Doctor Who
June 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Kate Lethbridge-Stewart loves offering people jobs at UNIT
June 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Benny having a Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body poster in #Overcompensating is a perfect joke.
May 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM