@harrisoncoffman.bsky.social
Fuuuuuuuuuuck this week
January 29, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Fuuuuuuuuuuck this week
Wunmi Mosaku, Delroy Lindo, AND Amy Madigan!?!?
I thought we’d be lucky if one of them got in, but to get all three is ❤️
I thought we’d be lucky if one of them got in, but to get all three is ❤️
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Wunmi Mosaku, Delroy Lindo, AND Amy Madigan!?!?
I thought we’d be lucky if one of them got in, but to get all three is ❤️
I thought we’d be lucky if one of them got in, but to get all three is ❤️
I know that Twitter is objectively worse, but Threads is the absolute dumbest social media platform.
January 20, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I know that Twitter is objectively worse, but Threads is the absolute dumbest social media platform.
Gonna need Rhea Seehorn and Betty Gilpin to play sisters in high concept sci-fi show
January 7, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Gonna need Rhea Seehorn and Betty Gilpin to play sisters in high concept sci-fi show
THAT’S the coming out scene everyone is so incensed about?
The simultaneous death of media literacy and the rampant rise of homophobia is alarming
The simultaneous death of media literacy and the rampant rise of homophobia is alarming
January 2, 2026 at 3:19 AM
THAT’S the coming out scene everyone is so incensed about?
The simultaneous death of media literacy and the rampant rise of homophobia is alarming
The simultaneous death of media literacy and the rampant rise of homophobia is alarming
Nearing the end of my first play through of #TheLastOfUs and I will drop anyone who comes near my girl.
(I’ve watched the show, I know what’s about to happen)
(I’ve watched the show, I know what’s about to happen)
December 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Nearing the end of my first play through of #TheLastOfUs and I will drop anyone who comes near my girl.
(I’ve watched the show, I know what’s about to happen)
(I’ve watched the show, I know what’s about to happen)
The Kirbys are easily the worst characters in the Jurassic Park canon
December 20, 2025 at 6:49 AM
The Kirbys are easily the worst characters in the Jurassic Park canon
At the work holiday party my answer to “what’s your favorite Christmas song” was “Amy Adam’s monologue about Frosty the Snowman in Doubt”
I work in theatre so that joke killed.
I work in theatre so that joke killed.
December 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
At the work holiday party my answer to “what’s your favorite Christmas song” was “Amy Adam’s monologue about Frosty the Snowman in Doubt”
I work in theatre so that joke killed.
I work in theatre so that joke killed.
Ideas are bulletproof
December 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Ideas are bulletproof
Watching #AllOfUsStrangers because I decided I needed to be depressed today
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Watching #AllOfUsStrangers because I decided I needed to be depressed today
Episode 8 of #ThePitt fucking broke me
a man with a beard and a stethoscope around his neck
ALT: a man with a beard and a stethoscope around his neck
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November 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Episode 8 of #ThePitt fucking broke me
Annabelle never turns down an opportunity to fuck up Judy Warren’s day. #TheConjuring
September 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Annabelle never turns down an opportunity to fuck up Judy Warren’s day. #TheConjuring
I’m extremely gay and have a terrible phobia of snakes but Salma Hayek’ s introduction to #FromDuskTillDawn is really doing something for me…
September 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I’m extremely gay and have a terrible phobia of snakes but Salma Hayek’ s introduction to #FromDuskTillDawn is really doing something for me…
Two things I learned from my trip to Chicago this weekend:
1. Don’t watch #FinalDestination2 the day before you go on a long car trip
2. No bond is stronger than that of strangers working together to find an animal hidden in its enclosure at a zoo or aquarium
1. Don’t watch #FinalDestination2 the day before you go on a long car trip
2. No bond is stronger than that of strangers working together to find an animal hidden in its enclosure at a zoo or aquarium
July 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Two things I learned from my trip to Chicago this weekend:
1. Don’t watch #FinalDestination2 the day before you go on a long car trip
2. No bond is stronger than that of strangers working together to find an animal hidden in its enclosure at a zoo or aquarium
1. Don’t watch #FinalDestination2 the day before you go on a long car trip
2. No bond is stronger than that of strangers working together to find an animal hidden in its enclosure at a zoo or aquarium
It’s my birthday today and I’m going to be so annoying about it
July 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
It’s my birthday today and I’m going to be so annoying about it
Apologies to my coworker who was just subjected to a ten minute rant about how good The Americans is
July 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Apologies to my coworker who was just subjected to a ten minute rant about how good The Americans is
I couldn’t have picked Aurora’s husband out of a lineup on the first two seasons of #TheGildedAge.
Now? It’s on sight with that motherfucker.
Now? It’s on sight with that motherfucker.
June 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I couldn’t have picked Aurora’s husband out of a lineup on the first two seasons of #TheGildedAge.
Now? It’s on sight with that motherfucker.
Now? It’s on sight with that motherfucker.
Family pool party, got 30 minutes of pool time before I cut my foot so now I’m just watching everyone play volleyball while I’ve got gauze wrapped around my foot 😢
June 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Family pool party, got 30 minutes of pool time before I cut my foot so now I’m just watching everyone play volleyball while I’ve got gauze wrapped around my foot 😢
Deborah Ann Woll should be a bigger star
June 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Deborah Ann Woll should be a bigger star
Saw 28 Years Later today. Generally I really liked it, but I was pretty thrown by the final moments.
June 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Saw 28 Years Later today. Generally I really liked it, but I was pretty thrown by the final moments.
Rewatching #Daredevil on Netflix and it is so fucking good.
June 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Rewatching #Daredevil on Netflix and it is so fucking good.
I wish the Doctor Who fandom liked Doctor Who
June 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I wish the Doctor Who fandom liked Doctor Who
Kate Lethbridge-Stewart loves offering people jobs at UNIT
June 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Kate Lethbridge-Stewart loves offering people jobs at UNIT
Benny having a Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body poster in #Overcompensating is a perfect joke.
May 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Benny having a Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body poster in #Overcompensating is a perfect joke.