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Doomsday Pepper
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if an armoire could harm you
<voice> ... this is it, protagonist-kun! It's your chance to be the champion for Humanity!
<PK> ... ... uh ... why ... why is the room so grimy?
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
How is it that a hamburger does not contain ham, but a ham sandwich does not contain sand DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
music.youtube.com/watch?v=FWwO...

Lock the gates, Goofy, take my hand
and lead me through the world of self
Splendid Isolation (Remastered)
YouTube video by Warren Zevon - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 1, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Dearest Eliza,
It is with a heavy heart that I write to you, trepidatious to lay another burden upon your delicate brow; in these beleaguered times. For - tho it pales by comparison considered gainst the rift stricken through the very heart of this once great nation -
there is a hole in the bucket
November 1, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Wait did you say gray pants or grape ants
October 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
If you're thinking "when's the last time my sweatpants felt like SWEET pants then this Top Ten sweatpants countdown is for you! This year's runner up might surprise you... and check out our sweatpants personality swQuiz
September 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The way this crinkled up shirt looks, it kinda looks like a polar bear frozen in ice:
September 13, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Okay now that it's over can we all agree that "loris" was a real bottom barrel scrape for wordle? There's only so many five letter words in English huh uh oh what did we pay for this -NYT prolly
July 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
hate to be pedantic but everyone keeps getting this wrong - that was the DOCTOR'S name, the COUNTRY is Liechtenstein's Monster
July 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
gotta get up pretty early in the morning to try to poison the alarm around here
July 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The Importance of being Earnest Goes to Camp
July 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Nintendo Switch 2? How about you switch toUCANS for PUFFINS at the zoo and confuse the Bird Department
June 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Tfw you reach for the perfect epithet for your new enemy, and realize you blew "Little Rocket Man" eight years too early
June 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Imagine a large bird. No, larger. Double what you're thinking of. Congratulations: you are now imagining a dinosaur.
June 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
From left to right, meet: William Butler Yeast, Clint Yeastwood, Michael Doughglass, and Flat Breadatar
May 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Baking Pro Tip: if you name your little yeast organisms, you can feel bad about eating them later
May 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I don't understand why nobody came to my grammar-themed bakery The Yeast Inflection
May 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Put on my floppy socks, and I boarded the plane /
Touched down with my fox in his travel box, in the middle of the pourin' rain /
Disagreed over breakfast foods; got into a fight /
He asked "are you always so overbearing?" /
I said "Sam I Am, tonight!"
May 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
And he never even knew the musical scale, true fact. They tried to teach him but he was grumpy
Heard she got seventy cents for every dollar Bogart got. The humps are free but the acting, that'll cost you
Ilsa's breakup speech in Sound of Music is a master class in old fashioned sassafras tact and poise. She basically delivers a Full Casablanca
May 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Heard she got seventy cents for every dollar Bogart got. The humps are free but the acting, that'll cost you
Ilsa's breakup speech in Sound of Music is a master class in old fashioned sassafras tact and poise. She basically delivers a Full Casablanca
May 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Ilsa's breakup speech in Sound of Music is a master class in old fashioned sassafras tact and poise. She basically delivers a Full Casablanca
May 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
A man, a ham, a canal, hammer pants
May 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
If Ina Garten married Danny DeVito and they had a child then - I'm sorry to have to point this out, nobody's happy about this, but - that there would be an Ina Garten DeVito Baby
May 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Disambiguation: this article refers to Wilhelm Dafoe (actor, neutral).

For William The Foe (antagonist, evil) see wikipedia.org/behind_you_in_the_mirror_but_not_when_you_turn_aroubd
May 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM