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@harlequinantics.bsky.social
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pfp by @sleepykas.bsky.social | the sexiest, yappiest nerd maybe ever | I am a writer, which means i don’t actually write

https://archiveofourown.org/users/The_Mon1ker_Project
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cj @harlequinantics.bsky.social · 12d
they call me 007; 0 bitches, zero life goals, 7 mental illnesses
harlequinantics.bsky.social
saw this trend going around and thought I might as well join in.

Introduc yourself with four video games
January 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
harlequinantics.bsky.social
The Tick is funny as shit man
January 6, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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lucisimp.bsky.social
I don’t personally like this ship ✅

This ship makes me uncomfortable for x,y,z reason ✅

I prefer to interpret the dynamic of these characters this certain way ✅

ANYONE WHO SHIPS THIS SHIP (involving consenting adults) IS TERRIBLE AND DISGUSTING ❌❌❌
danidraws666.bsky.social 🌸DaniDraws🌸🔞 @danidraws666.bsky.social · 1h
I love this ship but idc if it becomes canon ✅️

I love this ship i really hope it becomes canon ✅️

I want this ship canon so bad, here's proof I think it will be canon ✅️

This ship WILL be canon, if you dont think so you are a delusional hater ❌️❌️❌️
January 6, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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guacomola.bsky.social
im such a troll for giving my alt wayyy better art than my main - but idc this request motivated me so bad.
sorry for the freaky outfits, i think that's just how they are when together ^^ thank u for the support!
#valangel #hazbinhotel
January 2, 2026 at 8:44 AM
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yamastard.bsky.social
🔞 nsfw 🔞
stolitz slop, eat up
Stolitz fucking on the couch
January 6, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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iguananokarma.bsky.social
Today marks a full year since I started working at SpindleHorse on Helluva Boss!
I've learned and grown so much...cheers to keepin' it up and making more fanart along the way~
#EntropyStarArt
#Loona #Verosika #AngelDust #Husk
#mvcc #hh #hb #HelluvaBoss #Helluva #HazbinHotel #Hazbin
Marvel Vs Capcom style Helluva vs Hazbin fanart game screeen
January 6, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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celestialfang.bsky.social
“He’s a problematic character” it’s ok he’s hot. “He’s bad representation” it’s ok he’s hot. “He murdered two hundred people and manipulated his husband” it’s ok he’s hot
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 PM
harlequinantics.bsky.social
the masculine urge to wear a pink frilly dress
January 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
harlequinantics.bsky.social
Some people in this fandom suck ass
January 6, 2026 at 12:38 AM
harlequinantics.bsky.social
hashtag staving off The Horrors with music
January 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
harlequinantics.bsky.social
need the first Andrealphus more than air
January 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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harlequinantics.bsky.social
everyone should be listening to aurora
January 5, 2026 at 12:06 AM
harlequinantics.bsky.social
life sucks for no reason. Humanity could be so much better than it is and it’s infuriating
January 5, 2026 at 7:10 PM
harlequinantics.bsky.social
“Valangel is better” “Huskerdust is better“ I ship both checkmate bitches
January 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
harlequinantics.bsky.social
the hobbit is the best book ever written full stop
January 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
harlequinantics.bsky.social
I contain multitudes because one second I can be thinking about Andrealphus stepping on me and the next I can be contemplating if objectivity exists
January 5, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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x92.bsky.social
Some days of work can be more difficult than others...
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Commission done for me by @theabbeyroadie.bsky.social
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#helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart #helluvabossoc #helluvabossblitzo #helluvabossblitz #blitz #blitzo #elephant
Darweshi, an altruistic freedom fighter murdered by his war-hawk brother, shares his passionate backstory to Blitzø, who unfortunately doesn't understand Swahili...
January 5, 2026 at 3:15 PM
harlequinantics.bsky.social
this resonated with people ig
harlequinantics.bsky.social cj @harlequinantics.bsky.social · 1d
I think Andrealphus should slowly unravel and start stress eating because that would be hot
January 5, 2026 at 3:07 PM
harlequinantics.bsky.social
I think Andrealphus should slowly unravel and start stress eating because that would be hot
January 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
harlequinantics.bsky.social
OK but if you want to trans Andre and you don’t make him a homophobic misogynist tradwife youre just wrong
January 5, 2026 at 2:56 AM
harlequinantics.bsky.social
everyone should be listening to aurora
January 5, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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glitzbot.bsky.social
Blitz is such a great boss! I'm sure he'd treat any of his employees like this 🤭💖
check out the first chapter of Love on the Menu, written by the wonderful @ourladygrem.bsky.social for our #Eggplosion2025 collab! #stolitz
archiveofourown.org/works/770945...
Stolas is looking frustrated as he repeatedly presses the button on the blender, which is refusing to switch on and actually blend. Blitz notices the problem and says, "Ah, right, this fucking blender... It's on its last legs now, but we're gonna bleed this fucker dry for as long as we can!" Blitz then says, "Here, let me just..." as he proceeds to twist the lid on the blender tighter. He gives the side of the machine a smack and it does the trick, the blender starts actually blending. Stolas stutters, "H-how did you do that?!" Blitz replies, "Well... I know all the right places to touch to get it turned on~!" as he winks and wiggles his fingers at Stolas. Stolas' face explodes in a blush, hearts in his eyes as his mind no doubt shifts to very NSFW thoughts. With his mind now firmly in the gutter, Stolas clearly can't concentrate as he shakily pours the milkshake mixture onto a glass, spilling the contents all over the counter. He haphazardly decorates the top with a lump of whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles. The milkshake looks sad and sloppy, the whipped cream uneven and the contents dripping down the side of the glass and onto the counter. Moxxie and Millie grimace at it, but Blitz looks dazzled, eyes shining as he applauds and cheers, "Alright! Nice job!" Blitz reaches out and squeezes Stolas' shoulder as he says, "You fucking did it, you made your first drink! I knew you could do it, you have this shit in the bag!" Stolas is blushing and looking shy as he says, "Th-thank you!"
January 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
harlequinantics.bsky.social
if you think doomscrolling is bad try doom-reading-negative-reviews-for-your-favorite-media
January 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
harlequinantics.bsky.social
israel jokes from years and years ago have never been more relavant and I think that’s said
January 4, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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ranksauce.bsky.social
#radiostatic
January 4, 2026 at 7:51 AM