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Hardy
@hardycroucher.bsky.social
· Dec 17
Guys I got tied to some train tracks, don’t worry the trolly looks like it’s gonna hit these five other suckers.
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February 22, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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*searching up “gas guzzling car” in eBay a week after realizing you have to WALK around the walkable city*
February 17, 2025 at 8:59 AM
*searching up “gas guzzling car” in eBay a week after realizing you have to WALK around the walkable city*
Trying to convince the boys I’m not empreg
“Yeah it’s just all 5 of us barren AF guys hanging out”
“Yeah it’s just all 5 of us barren AF guys hanging out”
February 11, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Trying to convince the boys I’m not empreg
“Yeah it’s just all 5 of us barren AF guys hanging out”
“Yeah it’s just all 5 of us barren AF guys hanging out”
How much gamblers debt has Bruno Mars got?
Can I make a song with him?
Can I make a song with him?
February 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
How much gamblers debt has Bruno Mars got?
Can I make a song with him?
Can I make a song with him?
Wrinkly clothes fetish?
time to iron out the kinks
time to iron out the kinks
February 3, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Wrinkly clothes fetish?
time to iron out the kinks
time to iron out the kinks
Once-ler X Greedler?
YOU ARE SHIPPING ED HELMS WITH ED HELMS
YOU ARE SHIPPING ED HELMS WITH ED HELMS
February 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Once-ler X Greedler?
YOU ARE SHIPPING ED HELMS WITH ED HELMS
YOU ARE SHIPPING ED HELMS WITH ED HELMS
Never seen my car and my wife in the same room
January 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Never seen my car and my wife in the same room
I’m worried my wife’s a transformer
January 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I’m worried my wife’s a transformer
“Yeah they got a tree museum,
it’s only a dollar and a half to see em
and the parking is great.”
it’s only a dollar and a half to see em
and the parking is great.”
January 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“Yeah they got a tree museum,
it’s only a dollar and a half to see em
and the parking is great.”
it’s only a dollar and a half to see em
and the parking is great.”
Bro they just call Young Sheldon “Sheldon” in the show
January 17, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Bro they just call Young Sheldon “Sheldon” in the show
My slam poet friend is politely snapping their fingers as they watch me hit a killing spree in Halo infinite
January 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
My slam poet friend is politely snapping their fingers as they watch me hit a killing spree in Halo infinite
Is my client a perfect man?
Yes.
*I gesture to my client, my client nails bottle flip on the cap*
Yes.
*I gesture to my client, my client nails bottle flip on the cap*
January 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Is my client a perfect man?
Yes.
*I gesture to my client, my client nails bottle flip on the cap*
Yes.
*I gesture to my client, my client nails bottle flip on the cap*
The perfectly reasonably sized pot watching me reach for the unnecessarily large pot that doesn’t fit in the dishwasher
January 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The perfectly reasonably sized pot watching me reach for the unnecessarily large pot that doesn’t fit in the dishwasher
Smoking a AirPod
Listening to Newport
Listening to Newport
January 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Smoking a AirPod
Listening to Newport
Listening to Newport
Roommate: stop writing “jet fuel can’t melt steel bars” on the fog of the kitchen mirror, it scares our guests.
Me: the truth is scary.
Me: the truth is scary.
January 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Roommate: stop writing “jet fuel can’t melt steel bars” on the fog of the kitchen mirror, it scares our guests.
Me: the truth is scary.
Me: the truth is scary.
Botched robbery?
No be more optometrist!
Successful murder
No be more optometrist!
Successful murder
January 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Botched robbery?
No be more optometrist!
Successful murder
No be more optometrist!
Successful murder
(Screaming at mirror)
How the hell have you seen “Jumanji: welcome to the jungle” 6 dogdam times In the 18 years since its release.
GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER.
(Smashes mirror)
How the hell have you seen “Jumanji: welcome to the jungle” 6 dogdam times In the 18 years since its release.
GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER.
(Smashes mirror)
January 8, 2025 at 6:50 AM
(Screaming at mirror)
How the hell have you seen “Jumanji: welcome to the jungle” 6 dogdam times In the 18 years since its release.
GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER.
(Smashes mirror)
How the hell have you seen “Jumanji: welcome to the jungle” 6 dogdam times In the 18 years since its release.
GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER.
(Smashes mirror)
Dochii or the Riddler wear tape better?
January 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Dochii or the Riddler wear tape better?
Oooooh no guys just found out Bobs burgers got 15 seasons.
It’s never gonna end.
It’s never gonna end.
The shows funny but it’s never gonna end.
It’s never gonna end.
It’s never gonna end.
The shows funny but it’s never gonna end.
January 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Oooooh no guys just found out Bobs burgers got 15 seasons.
It’s never gonna end.
It’s never gonna end.
The shows funny but it’s never gonna end.
It’s never gonna end.
It’s never gonna end.
The shows funny but it’s never gonna end.
Guy who made fish fingers trying to think of the next big thing: um uh snake toes? Will kids eat that?
January 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Guy who made fish fingers trying to think of the next big thing: um uh snake toes? Will kids eat that?
Who put the Cher in the wu tang Cher clan?
Who put the tang in the walla walla bing bang?
Who put the tang in the walla walla bing bang?
January 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Who put the Cher in the wu tang Cher clan?
Who put the tang in the walla walla bing bang?
Who put the tang in the walla walla bing bang?
Hottest, sexiest pizza delivery guy: pizza with extra sausage
Jeffrey Bezos: ummmmm I have no money to pay you
Jeffrey Bezos: ummmmm I have no money to pay you
January 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hottest, sexiest pizza delivery guy: pizza with extra sausage
Jeffrey Bezos: ummmmm I have no money to pay you
Jeffrey Bezos: ummmmm I have no money to pay you
Surgeon mum be like:
I just added some zucchini in where your appendix was but you won’t even notice it
I just added some zucchini in where your appendix was but you won’t even notice it
January 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Surgeon mum be like:
I just added some zucchini in where your appendix was but you won’t even notice it
I just added some zucchini in where your appendix was but you won’t even notice it
My ex wife no longer misses me.
I have been hit.
Call and ambulance.
Her aim got WAY better.
I have been hit.
Call and ambulance.
Her aim got WAY better.
January 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
My ex wife no longer misses me.
I have been hit.
Call and ambulance.
Her aim got WAY better.
I have been hit.
Call and ambulance.
Her aim got WAY better.
Japan 4th country tho?
January 1, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Japan 4th country tho?