It’s Friday morning. I watch my favorite TikToker do a fun dance for a payday loan service. I watch a Gazan father holding the amputated leg of his child. There’s a funny cat video, and then another parent holding their motionless child. It's time to get out of bed.

i have come here to chew ass and chew ass and bubble gum... *cocks shotgun*... and the left side of my body doesn't feel too good

langley is chaos right now since the cia is getting fired so if you see someone posting "therapists are a psyop to carry out capitalist emotional labor alienation but yall aren't ready for that conversation" this week you know they're just doing it for the love of the game

In a way, Rob Ford is the Canadian Tony Soprano: I know they're fictional characters but they peer too deeply into our collective consciousness to separate from reality

Starting a gofundme to launch these men directly into the sun

Look at the face of this kid gang-gang cockatoo - like a smiling pin cushion 🦔🌿🦜🪶

I love when I’m able to capture two different birds in the same frame. This Great Egret seems to be saying to the Ibis— “I’ve got you.” #birdsky #birds #birdphotography #nature #naturalist

I’m like the drummer from Whiplash except I’ll throw it all away for the perfect Balatro run.

Found my new centerpiece

List of Careers for Hunter Biden:
Nepotism artist
Nepotism think tank
Twitch Streamer
Guy who responds to OF messages for models
Podcast guest
Pigeon guy in Central Park
Gov. of California

#thinking #wow