Hans Meyer
@hansthecat.bsky.social
Reality-based. Mostly sarcastic. ADHD.
I just want to apologize to everyone for not giving 𝑴𝒆ð 𝒔𝒖ð í 𝒆𝒚𝒓𝒖𝒎 við 𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒍𝒖𝒎 𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒕 enough of a chance when it came out in 2008. It’s only gorgeous
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I just want to apologize to everyone for not giving 𝑴𝒆ð 𝒔𝒖ð í 𝒆𝒚𝒓𝒖𝒎 við 𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒍𝒖𝒎 𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒕 enough of a chance when it came out in 2008. It’s only gorgeous
Marjorie Taylor Greene seems like she was visited by three ghosts but it seems a little early in the year for that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene seems like she was visited by three ghosts but it seems a little early in the year for that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@atlairport.bsky.social I’ll always defend ATL to naysayers but man, the smooth jazz is terrible and way too loud!
October 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
@atlairport.bsky.social I’ll always defend ATL to naysayers but man, the smooth jazz is terrible and way too loud!
Flighty says I’ve been on this aircraft before but I don’t know, it doesn’t look familiar
October 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Flighty says I’ve been on this aircraft before but I don’t know, it doesn’t look familiar
The call screening feature in iOS 26 is the best thing that ever happened to iPhones
September 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The call screening feature in iOS 26 is the best thing that ever happened to iPhones
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
Hey @atlairport.bsky.social does the smooth jazz really have to be so loud on a Sunday morning at 7am?
September 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Hey @atlairport.bsky.social does the smooth jazz really have to be so loud on a Sunday morning at 7am?
So basically the only reason to upgrade to a new iPhone anymore is if your old one is dying
September 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
So basically the only reason to upgrade to a new iPhone anymore is if your old one is dying
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Sometimes the sheer idiocy of this moment overwhelms me. The idea that our convicted felon POTUS who incited an attack on DC police then pardoned the attackers & who's the most corrupt official in US history is going on an "anti-crime" ride-along in a city w/falling crime rate is...(brain explodes)
August 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Sometimes the sheer idiocy of this moment overwhelms me. The idea that our convicted felon POTUS who incited an attack on DC police then pardoned the attackers & who's the most corrupt official in US history is going on an "anti-crime" ride-along in a city w/falling crime rate is...(brain explodes)
Dear banks etc: you really don’t have to tell me that you logged me out every time I go to your app or site. Just take me to the login. I promise I’ll be able to figure out what happened.
August 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Dear banks etc: you really don’t have to tell me that you logged me out every time I go to your app or site. Just take me to the login. I promise I’ll be able to figure out what happened.
Look I’m sorry for the six or however many obscenely rich people died in the Titan submersible but ffs stop using the word “disaster”
August 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Look I’m sorry for the six or however many obscenely rich people died in the Titan submersible but ffs stop using the word “disaster”
I hope Apple has another OS redesign in the pipeline, because this Liquid Glass shit is going to look very dated very quickly
July 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I hope Apple has another OS redesign in the pipeline, because this Liquid Glass shit is going to look very dated very quickly
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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
Update: “hoagie” is still one of the worst words in the english lexicon.
July 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Update: “hoagie” is still one of the worst words in the english lexicon.
I’m not usually a New-York-is-the-greatest-city-in-the-world kind of guy but tonight is different
June 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I’m not usually a New-York-is-the-greatest-city-in-the-world kind of guy but tonight is different
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If you're a member of the Democratic gerontocracy, the chances of you catching a primary challenger just went up 1000%.
June 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If you're a member of the Democratic gerontocracy, the chances of you catching a primary challenger just went up 1000%.
Dear Mr Cuomo, I just want to say, and I mean this sincerely, that I hope the door hits you in the ass on your way out
June 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Dear Mr Cuomo, I just want to say, and I mean this sincerely, that I hope the door hits you in the ass on your way out
Hahahahahahahaaaa
"Andrew Cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying"
June 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Hahahahahahahaaaa
I didn’t realize this but good news still happens
June 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I didn’t realize this but good news still happens
Wishing Cuomo a very sad day today
June 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Wishing Cuomo a very sad day today
Las Vegas holds the unique distinction of being worse than Orlando
May 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Las Vegas holds the unique distinction of being worse than Orlando
I wasn’t homesick on this trip until I got to Las Vegas
May 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I wasn’t homesick on this trip until I got to Las Vegas
But then Noem has no problem with people of color being terrorized by malicious actors
Rep. Julie Johnson to Noem: "Are you aware that ICE agent jackets are available on Etsy for $20? Anybody can throw a mask on and run around and terrorize people of color without any regard for the law because your agency does not have proper protocols to make sure your agents are clearly identified"
May 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
But then Noem has no problem with people of color being terrorized by malicious actors
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Rep. Julie Johnson to Noem: "Are you aware that ICE agent jackets are available on Etsy for $20? Anybody can throw a mask on and run around and terrorize people of color without any regard for the law because your agency does not have proper protocols to make sure your agents are clearly identified"
May 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Rep. Julie Johnson to Noem: "Are you aware that ICE agent jackets are available on Etsy for $20? Anybody can throw a mask on and run around and terrorize people of color without any regard for the law because your agency does not have proper protocols to make sure your agents are clearly identified"
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