@hanselblimp.bsky.social
From jock to round boy 😉🎈😳
January 6, 2026 at 10:41 PM
From jock to round boy 😉🎈😳
Let’s make 2026 the biggest yet! 😉🐷🎈
January 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Let’s make 2026 the biggest yet! 😉🐷🎈
Appropriate gym attire wouldn’t you say? 🐷😉
January 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Appropriate gym attire wouldn’t you say? 🐷😉
January-December, Happy New Year from the blimp of England 🐷😳🎈
December 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
January-December, Happy New Year from the blimp of England 🐷😳🎈
This is the body of a 23 year old who wants to become the size of a blimp, anyone want to lend a hand? 🐷😏🎈
December 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This is the body of a 23 year old who wants to become the size of a blimp, anyone want to lend a hand? 🐷😏🎈
Only takes a few Christmas’ to proper balloon! 🐷😳🤣
December 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Only takes a few Christmas’ to proper balloon! 🐷😳🤣
20 vs 22, I don’t see any difference! 🫃🏻😳🐷
December 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
20 vs 22, I don’t see any difference! 🫃🏻😳🐷
Couldn’t move much after this, good study method!
December 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Couldn’t move much after this, good study method!
Need to be at least triple the size 😳🐷🎈
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Need to be at least triple the size 😳🐷🎈
Fed myself in my uni library until I could barely stand up and had to waddle out 🐷😳
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Fed myself in my uni library until I could barely stand up and had to waddle out 🐷😳
everything is getting fatter 🐷😳
November 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
everything is getting fatter 🐷😳
“Shh don’t tell the jock but I think he has a fat twin!” 😵💫🐷
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
“Shh don’t tell the jock but I think he has a fat twin!” 😵💫🐷
Did some padding, this size in about a year? 😉🐷
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Did some padding, this size in about a year? 😉🐷
FEED YOUR NERDS 🐷😉
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
FEED YOUR NERDS 🐷😉
Could barely breathe after my first ever feeding 😉😳🐷
October 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Could barely breathe after my first ever feeding 😉😳🐷
Can the chubby dad next door take much more? 🐷😳
September 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Can the chubby dad next door take much more? 🐷😳
Craziest transformation yet, definitely not a model anymore 😳🐷🐮
September 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Craziest transformation yet, definitely not a model anymore 😳🐷🐮
Proud sponsor of BalloonedX, the new supplement for those scrawny cowboys
September 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Proud sponsor of BalloonedX, the new supplement for those scrawny cowboys
Burst out of the slim outfit around 15 pounds ago 😳😏🐷
August 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Burst out of the slim outfit around 15 pounds ago 😳😏🐷
Feeding your professor is a definite way of getting higher grades 🐷🎂😳
August 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Feeding your professor is a definite way of getting higher grades 🐷🎂😳
Gone from flowers to a box of chocolates very fast 🐷😉
August 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Gone from flowers to a box of chocolates very fast 🐷😉
Help your local nerd balloon 😉🎈🎈
August 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Help your local nerd balloon 😉🎈🎈
Fit son to fat dad 😳🐷
August 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Fit son to fat dad 😳🐷
Generally got told by a friend that I could enter a beach ball competition with the size of my gut now! 🏐🐷😳
August 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Generally got told by a friend that I could enter a beach ball competition with the size of my gut now! 🏐🐷😳