@hanselblimp.bsky.social
“Shh don’t tell the jock but I think he has a fat twin!” 😵💫🐷
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
“Shh don’t tell the jock but I think he has a fat twin!” 😵💫🐷
Did some padding, this size in about a year? 😉🐷
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Did some padding, this size in about a year? 😉🐷
FEED YOUR NERDS 🐷😉
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
FEED YOUR NERDS 🐷😉
Could barely breathe after my first ever feeding 😉😳🐷
October 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Could barely breathe after my first ever feeding 😉😳🐷
Can the chubby dad next door take much more? 🐷😳
September 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Can the chubby dad next door take much more? 🐷😳
Craziest transformation yet, definitely not a model anymore 😳🐷🐮
September 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Craziest transformation yet, definitely not a model anymore 😳🐷🐮
Proud sponsor of BalloonedX, the new supplement for those scrawny cowboys
September 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Proud sponsor of BalloonedX, the new supplement for those scrawny cowboys
Burst out of the slim outfit around 15 pounds ago 😳😏🐷
August 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Burst out of the slim outfit around 15 pounds ago 😳😏🐷
Feeding your professor is a definite way of getting higher grades 🐷🎂😳
August 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Feeding your professor is a definite way of getting higher grades 🐷🎂😳
Gone from flowers to a box of chocolates very fast 🐷😉
August 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Gone from flowers to a box of chocolates very fast 🐷😉
Help your local nerd balloon 😉🎈🎈
August 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Help your local nerd balloon 😉🎈🎈
Fit son to fat dad 😳🐷
August 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Fit son to fat dad 😳🐷
Generally got told by a friend that I could enter a beach ball competition with the size of my gut now! 🏐🐷😳
August 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Generally got told by a friend that I could enter a beach ball competition with the size of my gut now! 🏐🐷😳
Definitely one of the fattest 22 year olds in my town 🥵🐷
July 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Definitely one of the fattest 22 year olds in my town 🥵🐷
*insert funny joke about eating too much at Wonka’s*
July 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
*insert funny joke about eating too much at Wonka’s*
Blowing up your local nerd really does have its benefits! 🐷😈😳
July 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Blowing up your local nerd really does have its benefits! 🐷😈😳
This fit well…last year 🐷😳
July 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This fit well…last year 🐷😳
Fattening your nerds help them concentrate with their work!
June 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Fattening your nerds help them concentrate with their work!
Am I perhaps a tad rotund 😅🐷
June 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Am I perhaps a tad rotund 😅🐷
Apparently I should enter into a County Fair, suppose it’s for my good looks 😉🐷
May 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Apparently I should enter into a County Fair, suppose it’s for my good looks 😉🐷
Seems like I’m blowing up on here…some may say like a balloon! 🐷🎈
May 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Seems like I’m blowing up on here…some may say like a balloon! 🐷🎈
Double trouble? Double tubby you mean 😳🐷
May 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Double trouble? Double tubby you mean 😳🐷