HANS
@hansel.bsky.social
10 hours caramelldansen + strobe lights
Bring back super size for my houngry ass
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Bring back super size for my houngry ass
No longer playing around. playing about
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
No longer playing around. playing about
Daylight savings time really screwing with my "no food til noon" rule
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Daylight savings time really screwing with my "no food til noon" rule
Tomorrow I start a two week road trip
September 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Tomorrow I start a two week road trip
Here's a thing I worked on for a while
August 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Here's a thing I worked on for a while
would you still love me if I trusted a fart and shit my shorts
July 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
would you still love me if I trusted a fart and shit my shorts
This kind of mailman propaganda should be illegal
June 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This kind of mailman propaganda should be illegal
The Israel Iran ceasefire happened because my wife prayed on it so make sure you all say thanks
June 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The Israel Iran ceasefire happened because my wife prayed on it so make sure you all say thanks
Was at goodwill tonight and found this incredibly funny
June 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Was at goodwill tonight and found this incredibly funny
This can of chicken doodle I opened just had water in it 💀💀
June 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This can of chicken doodle I opened just had water in it 💀💀
I can't deal with an Iran war, I have heartburn
June 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I can't deal with an Iran war, I have heartburn
As a project manager I have found that I prefer to spend my days napping and reading - both things that are ultimately impossible to accomplish in a typical business day
June 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
As a project manager I have found that I prefer to spend my days napping and reading - both things that are ultimately impossible to accomplish in a typical business day
Enjoying the Pennsylvania heat
June 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Enjoying the Pennsylvania heat
Is bugs bunny allowed to use the n word
June 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Is bugs bunny allowed to use the n word
At the airport with space cow
June 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
At the airport with space cow
Mapping storm damage in St Louis
May 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Mapping storm damage in St Louis
flying to PA in a couple of days
May 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
flying to PA in a couple of days
Happy Thursday afternoon specifically
May 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Happy Thursday afternoon specifically