Hannah Swan
hannahswan.bsky.social
Hannah Swan
@hannahswan.bsky.social
SAHM of two. Swiftie, obviously. 30-something. Comedy lover. Very, very tired.
We’re in the middle of an addition project at our house. This morning a crew member told me “his girl” wants a dachshund (we have one). While we were chatting I asked if he has “just the one girl.” After a looong pause he responded, “yeah.” Turns out his “girl” is a girlfriend, not a daughter.💀
August 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Please keep me in your thoughts. My kids discovered a bag of baby toys set aside for donation.
July 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Married people who pay each other back for pizza, drinks, etc. on Venmo (publicly!): Yall ok?
June 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A Mother’s Day Poem by my mother
May 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM