I put away groceries yesterday with a 100.3 fever and now I can’t find the Mac & Cheese box. What did I do with it 😔

The irrational rage I feel when Trader Joe’s employees are outside in traffic vests telling me where to park is unparalleled. I DON’T WANNA PARK WHERE YOU WANT ME TO I WANNA PARK WHERE I WANNA PARK YOU’RE GIVING ME ANXIETY DON’T LOOK AT ME

important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:

I do not need a pet iguana with a bow tie I do not need a pet iguana with a bow tie I do NOT need a pet iguana with a bow tie

I just said “Happy Monday” to someone for the first time and now for my next trick I’ll add that to the list of things I cringe about in the shower.

When I get sad I remember the way Gabriel Kahane breathes through his teeth when he sings and it makes me feel a little better

@heyellejaye.bsky.social has access to my CGM readings for emergencies and when I told her “I’m sorry for getting into your business, I do it because I care deeply for you”, She responded with “bitch, I know what your BLOOD is doing. You can be ALL up in my business”.