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hannah 🦔✨
@hannahhedgehog.bsky.social
new york girlie who can talk for 24 hours straight about big brother 📺 • will not apologize for color coding my bookshelf 📚
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if you know me from bbtwitter, hi! 👋

i also love reading, knitting, my emotional support copaganda shows (the rookie/911), 2010s sitcoms (parks&rec, new girl, etc) & their spiritual successors, musical theatre (sorry), and protecting basic rights for marginalized communities. nice to see you here!
attempting to watch the american revolution show with my mother and father, and my mother keeps getting mad that no one is stopping to explain to her what is happening. babe that’s what ken burns is trying to do 😭
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
realized i had $25 off at j crew worth of coupons on top of black friday weekend sales so anyway i basically got bogo sweaters 🤭
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
wicked 🥲
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
really kind of my cramps to wait til the long weekend to show up and immobilize me ✌️ it’s not like i had plans bestie ✌️
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
my black friday purchases were new nice jeans that weren’t even that discounted but are nevertheless cheaper than full price and a bunch of yarn for gifts for myself and others lmao
November 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
happy thanksgiving to my beloved bloomfs <3
a cartoon of snoopy and woodstock sitting at a picnic table with a turkey on the table .
Alt: a cartoon of snoopy and woodstock sitting at a picnic table with a turkey on the table .
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November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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men will do anything but go to therapy
He is in fact crashing out 🤭
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
bloomf birthday week continues with happy birthday wishes for @zing-thot.bsky.social AND @thecareywo.bsky.social AND @kirstensaidwhat.bsky.social 🥳🥳🥳 hope this year is the best one yet! 🫶
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
i don’t have a lot in common with curtis sliwa but i do also LOVE a parade day
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
girls i survived and was only 10 minutes late thank you for your prayers
everyone pray for me (i offered to pick something up for someone on my way into work before i knew that there was a ticker tape parade going past my office today so now i have to argue with every cop in the city to let me by while carrying a bag full of baked goods and will absolutely be late 😭)
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
happy birthday @neonne.bsky.social! 🥳🎈
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Today is my birthday!
In celebration, I’m asking for your help with reaching my fundraising goal of $26k. It's hard to believe I've been without a van for 7 months but with your help we can reach my goal!

Please reshare this if you can, thank you so much!
🔗: gofund.me/7ca5a4a21
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
everyone pray for me (i offered to pick something up for someone on my way into work before i knew that there was a ticker tape parade going past my office today so now i have to argue with every cop in the city to let me by while carrying a bag full of baked goods and will absolutely be late 😭)
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
wicked is on the books for next weekend 🥰🫡
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
i fear the espresso martini i had earlier is beating my ass rn i can NOT fall asleep 😭
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 AM
i had a very touch grass birthday but thank you all so much for the well wishes, you are all so incredibly sweet 💖
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
concluding age 25 the correct way:
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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banner day for woke 2
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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He’s becoming Zohran’s own Club Chalamet
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
getting a good grade in teams chat, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
just two guys from queens !
Trump takes off the table -- at least for now -- any cuts to federal funding for NYC. "I expect to be helping him, not hurting him, a big help because I want New York City to be great," he says.

Trump even says he'd be "very, very comfortable" living in NYC under Mayor Mamdani.
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
trump being extremely charmed after meeting zohran you have to laugh
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
can’t believe i have spent the waning hours of my youth sending emails… what a travesty
good morning for my last day of being 25 ✌️
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM