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Hank Peña
@hankpena.bsky.social
Screenwriter, Food Inspector, Avengers-level threat

#GwynForTheWin
Saw someone familiar at Fantastic Four!
July 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
So then the guy turns to me…

“Your turn. Would you rather be in the woods alone or with a well-fed bear?”
July 17, 2025 at 10:02 AM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social

I’m supposed to be embarrassed to ask to pitch you a script in this forum

But you love animals…

Zombies and bullfighters are cool…

And I ain’t got time for shame.

I love your work and would be proud to show you mine.
July 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Alligator Alcatraz is a concentration camp and it’s morally wrong for it to exist.

If you’re conflicted, I’ll make it easy for you…

Watch episode 9 of Band of Brothers and then decide which side you want to be on.

“History has its eyes on you.”
July 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I’m enduring the 4th of July this year.

This what it must’ve felt like at Constantinople in 476 A.D.
July 4, 2025 at 11:57 AM
U.S. armed services birthdays
Army (June 14)
Navy (October 13)
Marine Corps (November 10)
Coast Guard (August 4)
Air Force (September 18)
Space Force (December 20)

Is Trump planning on celebrating all of them?

Nah… just the one near his birthday.

What an embarrassing cunt.
May 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I know this is petty, but I’m really annoyed by people who pronounce Ben Affleck as if they were saying, Bela Fleck.

I mean… it really drives me bug-fuck.

That and assholes who put the emphasis on the second half of AeroSMITH.

Fuck those guys.
April 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Watch Episode 1 of Gavin Booth's "Dreamcrusher"

It's an interactive murder/mystery series. You play detective and could win $100,000

Good luck!

youtu.be/8jPeYCuIP7Q?...
Dreamcrusher- E01 "Frothy Like It's Hot" [FULL EPISODE]
YouTube video by Reward Mystery Series
youtu.be
March 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
@gwynmusic.bsky.social

Where have you been? No engagement? No love?

Forget your fans much???
January 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
“Try everything. Figure out what you like, then find out if you have any talent within that concentration.

That’s your job. That’s how you pay the rent. Strive to be the best at that.

Sure… chase dreams and have hobbies, but do your job.”

Best advice I didn’t heed.

I’m an idiot.
Sure.chase
January 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I committed myself to limiting my online chatting so that I could concentrate on my day job and my writing output.

As far as New Year’s resolutions go, this one has turned out to be a big winner.
January 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Do you want a real trip?

Check out YouTube videos of people visiting areas with which you are familiar.

I’m in Salem Massachusetts at least once every couple of weeks. I love it there.

But seeing it through the eyes of people who travel from across the country to see it is a real trip.
January 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Peggy & Valkyrie
January 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
President Carter was a truly good man.

Perhaps the last one.
December 30, 2024 at 4:24 PM
@gwynmusic.bsky.social

I’m not really upset, but you’d think an artist would at leaving answer ONE of the SEVERAL letters her biggest fans send her!

I’m sure you’re busy, but acknowledging our support would be nice.

#FanForLife
#GwynForTheWin
December 30, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Every once in a while, when life gets tough, I stop and I say…

“Computer, freeze program.”

Just in case.
December 27, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Calling A.I. generated images “art” is like calling a DJ a “musician.”

Check your bullshit at the door, please.
December 26, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Screenwriting is inspiration, sweat, and luck.

Either you succeed, quit, or die trying.

This is the way.
December 23, 2024 at 11:49 AM
I tend to forget accolades.

I will forget what projects you made, who you worked with, and what kind of car you drive.

I will remember if you’re nice to dogs, if you’re funny, and if you’re not afraid to appear in imperfect.

I’d rather fail and succeeded among friends.
December 23, 2024 at 2:23 AM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social

Somehow, I doubt this is legit
December 21, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Let me get this out-of-the-way now.

Santa Claus crashing into drones over New Jersey is an easy joke.

It’s low hanging fruit.

Be better than that.
December 19, 2024 at 12:15 PM
I’m born & raised Boston.

Dunkin’ Donuts coffee is absolute garbage.
December 9, 2024 at 5:06 PM
D.C. for Thanksgiving was a blast!
December 2, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Great breakfast just outside of Washington DC
November 28, 2024 at 3:22 AM