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Haniel
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Ele/He • 22 • sou eu, só que aqui
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January 28, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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a pessoa q inventou de chamar enchimento de bunda de bundex merece tudo de bom
January 28, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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O exército
meninos hora de mostrar a pica
January 28, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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Last one, I need naptime
January 27, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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Em breve: robôs conseguem escala 4x3 antes dos humanos conseguirem se livrar da escala 6x1
Porque uma empresa tem horário de atendimento online se quem me atende é um chatbot???
January 26, 2026 at 10:26 AM
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"A masculinidade moderna não é feita de testosterona, mas de petróleo e pólvora” (Paul Preciado)
pode ver que agora que carro elétrico é coisa de bicha os héteros tão se sentindo à vontade pra ter carro automático (que antes era coisa de bicha)
January 27, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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O Gabriel aparentemente desistiu de pensar
Notícia da @folha.com

"Gabriel o Pensador usa IA em clipe com artistas que já morreram, como Gal Costa"

Link sem paywall ⬇️
Gabriel o Pensador usa IA em clipe com artistas que já morreram, como Gal Costa
Aparecem também nas imagens Rita Lee e Michael Jackson
sem-paywall.com
January 27, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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This Postman Situation is CONCERNING
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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My Apology
January 27, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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*Crowley uses dark spell*
*not very effective*
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*Yets uses low kick*
*it´s very effective*
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The Battle of Blythe Road was the alleged battle between warlocks Aleister Crowley and W.B. Yeats, then rivals within the Golden Dawn. The two shouted spells at one another as Crowley ascended some stairs, and ended when Yeats kicked him down those stairs. #FolkloreSunday
January 27, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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the lesson here is that everyone should have more gay sex
Imagine if you had told these guys a year ago that they would become torchbearers for the Olympics because they had such hot gay sex on a television show
January 26, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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tem que acabar a tradução automática de IA. eles fizeram O QUE
January 27, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Essa onda de adolescentes caindo em discursos de ideologias de ódio é preocupante.
January 27, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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Descreveu essa obra prima aqui
January 27, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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THAT ISN'T DADDY. The Moustache Paradox.
January 27, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think
January 27, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Had to participate in the babytuber thumbnails
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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I was inspired
January 26, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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diva já era contra o ice antes de ser modinha
falando em Britney Spears quem lembra quando ela inventou os animes
January 26, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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Já não aguento mais buscar algo e cair em texto escrito por IA.

O QUE SÃO TEXTOS?
Textos são montinhos de palavras.

TEXTOS COM IA
Textos com ia são amontoados de palavras criados automaticamente.

POR QUE ELES SÃO CHATOS DE LER?
Já reparou que todo texto na internet é assim agora?

LOREM IPSUM
Etc
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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🐦 UMA AJUDINHA NO MONITORAMENTO DA CIDADE

Às 13h30 deste sábado (24/01), um carcará pousou na câmera da Prefeitura e ajudou o COR-Rio a monitorar o trânsito na Linha Vermelha.

Um belo e curioso flagrante dessa integração com a natureza!

#CORInforma #viasexpressas
January 24, 2026 at 5:18 PM