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connor🗡🤠
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20 | i like wrestling and other stuff.
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thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday
July 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
June 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
May 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it
May 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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hey look you dumbasses want more pictures of plants well fine have at it, it’s only 930 at night or something sure im not busy, here’s a piedmont azalea. good for pollinators and smells like honeysuckle or whatever. piss off
April 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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March 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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look, its tuesday i am drunk on a plane and ill just say i guess if you had a time machine and steve mayles phone number you could put me in banjo kazooie but i wouldnt turn my nose up at burning down a little hut or planting some goldenrod in twooka-laylee. mileage may vary on this skeet
March 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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big thanks to all of you dumbasses who spent your hard-earned money on this shirt. im not usually one to brag but fuck you its the best selling shirt of the year*. planting 3 red twig dogwoods this weekend

*so far, will lose out to toni/mariah shirt id bet my left tit
March 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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let me make myself clear
February 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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of all the loathsome beasts and foul flora that inhabit our world there is none i detest more than YOU, YOU SICK CREEPING SON OF A BITCH
January 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.
January 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
cook his bitchass.
i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool
December 12, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool
December 12, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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damn it’s december and i just cant believe my coneflower are doing so good it truly is a christmas miracle
December 11, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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tall grass thing. i dont know what it’s called. not supposed to cut it back until spring i dont remember why, why dont you just google it like a fucking normal person.
December 3, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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what tha frog
November 24, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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✨OFFICIALLY✨ on the wall as a NYWC Hall of Famer
November 19, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can
November 18, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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look, i cannot make my inaturalist observations public because i have reason to believe there is a man who would track me down and stab me in the spine in my yard
November 15, 2024 at 1:59 PM
hello bluesky
November 13, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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if sowing bee balm seeds is a mid-life crisis i will die at 66. dynamite is on tonight.
November 13, 2024 at 12:47 PM
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oh did you dumbasses think i was kidding? this is a small beautyberry bush and the birds are gonna eat the hell out of these things soon.
November 11, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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Predicting the next 3 AEW world champions
November 11, 2024 at 2:42 AM