Handsumm
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Ive decided that just because a man wants to get married and have a baby and tells you this on the 1st, 2nd, 3rd date, doesnt mean he is necessarily the man you have to marry. Plenty of men would love to trap me
December 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Ive decided that just because a man wants to get married and have a baby and tells you this on the 1st, 2nd, 3rd date, doesnt mean he is necessarily the man you have to marry. Plenty of men would love to trap me
The way im going to take the LSAT because I want to personally be involved in a lawsuit against my nursing program
December 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The way im going to take the LSAT because I want to personally be involved in a lawsuit against my nursing program
Cried a long time over people I adored and loved.
December 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Cried a long time over people I adored and loved.
Unfortunately I think I may have found my husband. Its a bit scary
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Unfortunately I think I may have found my husband. Its a bit scary
Go listen to abel go listen to Drake bitch...
October 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Go listen to abel go listen to Drake bitch...
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This is the saddest thing in any Zelda game
October 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is the saddest thing in any Zelda game
Why dont he (the 4 horsemen of my personal apocalypse) want me uncle Phil!!!!!!
September 21, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Why dont he (the 4 horsemen of my personal apocalypse) want me uncle Phil!!!!!!
Im probably special needs and everyone can tell but me but I get grace from everyone I meet because Im sexy. Kinda my worst fear and my brain tells me its true all the time.
September 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Im probably special needs and everyone can tell but me but I get grace from everyone I meet because Im sexy. Kinda my worst fear and my brain tells me its true all the time.
Im sad again. I get kind of embarrassed how sweet I can be with men who just dont care I actually just want to be sweet and thoughtful to a man who wont embarrass me nor is embarrassed of me.
September 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Im sad again. I get kind of embarrassed how sweet I can be with men who just dont care I actually just want to be sweet and thoughtful to a man who wont embarrass me nor is embarrassed of me.
So happy that I got to get my friend a collection of little gifts for her birthday I love her so much even though shes new. I just hate that I didn't get to see her face open it like thats 2nd the best part to giving gifts!
September 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
So happy that I got to get my friend a collection of little gifts for her birthday I love her so much even though shes new. I just hate that I didn't get to see her face open it like thats 2nd the best part to giving gifts!
You said goodbye to me, what did I lose? I only lost the days
September 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
You said goodbye to me, what did I lose? I only lost the days
"Girl im not trying to get married rn"(me in my epilogue in my daily "The Lords" prayer)
September 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"Girl im not trying to get married rn"(me in my epilogue in my daily "The Lords" prayer)
Always bloated when meeting up with fine shyt its not really fair
August 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Always bloated when meeting up with fine shyt its not really fair
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This future sucks
August 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This future sucks
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And while he’s in jail celebrity crocodiles are just going to run free? nice job Australia
Celebrity crocodile wrangler Matt Wright is found found guilty on two counts of attempting to pervert the course of justice, after a month-long Supreme Court trial.
Breaking: Matt Wright guilty on two counts of hindering chopper crash investigation
Celebrity crocodile wrangler Matt Wright is found found guilty on two counts of attempting to pervert the course of justice, after a month-long Supreme Court trial.
www.abc.net.au
August 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
And while he’s in jail celebrity crocodiles are just going to run free? nice job Australia
I bought a skim board though
August 29, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I bought a skim board though
Been laughing at "People think they orange juice and die around you" by myself for 2 days because I cant explain the needed with who what when and why I was having that conversation. Some laughs are only for me 🥀 how melancholic
August 29, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Been laughing at "People think they orange juice and die around you" by myself for 2 days because I cant explain the needed with who what when and why I was having that conversation. Some laughs are only for me 🥀 how melancholic
I yearn to be sweet to people
August 29, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I yearn to be sweet to people
If I cant be me, I do not feel life is worth living. So its very important that I get to be me.
August 29, 2025 at 8:43 AM
If I cant be me, I do not feel life is worth living. So its very important that I get to be me.
Is it a threat if someone repeatedly messages "Im going to make you my baby mama" repeatedly through twitter DM?
August 29, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Is it a threat if someone repeatedly messages "Im going to make you my baby mama" repeatedly through twitter DM?
I’ve applied to 765 jobs and I’ve had maybe 17 interviews
I’m just trying to finish school man
I’m just trying to finish school man
August 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I’ve applied to 765 jobs and I’ve had maybe 17 interviews
I’m just trying to finish school man
I’m just trying to finish school man
Happy to say we did party 4 u our way out of that one!
August 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Happy to say we did party 4 u our way out of that one!
We cannot ‘party on u’ our way out of this one
July 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
We cannot ‘party on u’ our way out of this one
I need a new vacuum my old room mates broke my $400 vacuum I really wish I addressed that when it happened
July 26, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I need a new vacuum my old room mates broke my $400 vacuum I really wish I addressed that when it happened