@handmadebyroberts.bsky.social
"Sure we'll get a curry mate, just take a little sit down in the taxi first, yeah?"
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
"Sure we'll get a curry mate, just take a little sit down in the taxi first, yeah?"
JD Vance is the reason you don't wish to become President while holding the Monkey Paw
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November 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
JD Vance is the reason you don't wish to become President while holding the Monkey Paw
Some of my parents' friends: "Why don't you want kids?"
Me, looking at an acorn I picked today: "Is it an immoral act to plant a seed in a garden I'll only own for a fraction of its lifetime, knowing it will almost certainly be cut down before its prime? 😩"
Me, looking at an acorn I picked today: "Is it an immoral act to plant a seed in a garden I'll only own for a fraction of its lifetime, knowing it will almost certainly be cut down before its prime? 😩"
September 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Some of my parents' friends: "Why don't you want kids?"
Me, looking at an acorn I picked today: "Is it an immoral act to plant a seed in a garden I'll only own for a fraction of its lifetime, knowing it will almost certainly be cut down before its prime? 😩"
Me, looking at an acorn I picked today: "Is it an immoral act to plant a seed in a garden I'll only own for a fraction of its lifetime, knowing it will almost certainly be cut down before its prime? 😩"
I'm doing a thing in the new year, and I'm absolutely dreadful at building le hype 😵💫
Coming 2026:
25 Villains
25 Plots
25 Disappointments
They're 0 for 25, but what if any of them succeed? What does that world look like?
Stay tuned!
25 Villains
25 Plots
25 Disappointments
They're 0 for 25, but what if any of them succeed? What does that world look like?
Stay tuned!
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September 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'm doing a thing in the new year, and I'm absolutely dreadful at building le hype 😵💫
Heatwave grips the UK
All nights now declared boogie nights
All nights now declared boogie nights
June 20, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Heatwave grips the UK
All nights now declared boogie nights
All nights now declared boogie nights
June 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
@rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social have you heard of the game Hairfoot Jousting?
I think it might be right up your street 😇 little halflings and goblins jousting on the backs of woodland creatures!
I think it might be right up your street 😇 little halflings and goblins jousting on the backs of woodland creatures!
June 2, 2025 at 10:57 AM
@rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social have you heard of the game Hairfoot Jousting?
I think it might be right up your street 😇 little halflings and goblins jousting on the backs of woodland creatures!
I think it might be right up your street 😇 little halflings and goblins jousting on the backs of woodland creatures!
Wrong answer, Clive.
Rights are never given freely, especially not to those vulnerable communities politely asking.
This helps transphobes and calls into question every moral position you claim to hold.
Rights are never given freely, especially not to those vulnerable communities politely asking.
This helps transphobes and calls into question every moral position you claim to hold.
I’ve repeatedly stood up for trans. I don’t expect any thanks. It’s called solidarity.
But a wee bit of advice. You don’t demand solidarity. It’s not how it works. It’s freely given or it isn’t.
But a wee bit of advice. You don’t demand solidarity. It’s not how it works. It’s freely given or it isn’t.
April 26, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Wrong answer, Clive.
Rights are never given freely, especially not to those vulnerable communities politely asking.
This helps transphobes and calls into question every moral position you claim to hold.
Rights are never given freely, especially not to those vulnerable communities politely asking.
This helps transphobes and calls into question every moral position you claim to hold.
March 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Attack of the Clones had to trip over its own dick so Andor could mesmerise
There was no other way
There was no other way
March 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Attack of the Clones had to trip over its own dick so Andor could mesmerise
There was no other way
There was no other way
Not exactly handmade by me, but plant #1, a garlic clove that has started sprouting in the cupboard, is now in a pot
Let's call this #robs2k25seeds
Let's call this #robs2k25seeds
February 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Not exactly handmade by me, but plant #1, a garlic clove that has started sprouting in the cupboard, is now in a pot
Let's call this #robs2k25seeds
Let's call this #robs2k25seeds
The picture of a vibrant youth being overcome by tragic, lifelong addiction 😔
December 25, 2024 at 3:08 PM
The picture of a vibrant youth being overcome by tragic, lifelong addiction 😔
November 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Shit now I have to find all the accounts I follow elsewhere AGAIN 😤
November 18, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Shit now I have to find all the accounts I follow elsewhere AGAIN 😤