Hammer
@hammermagevt.bsky.social
Hello! I'm an ENVtuber that's just starting out! You can find me elsewhere at https://linktr.ee/toastvt
Alright so last night I debuted me Pirate Hammermage! This of course be the pants version, but if ye wanna see the pantsless version, 5 reposts and 20 likes and I'll share it!
June 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Alright so last night I debuted me Pirate Hammermage! This of course be the pants version, but if ye wanna see the pantsless version, 5 reposts and 20 likes and I'll share it!
Someone at work: "Hey kid, want a fidget spinner?"
Me: "I guess?"
I picked it up and I didn't know they were so heavy. I get why but I guess I just assumed they were light plastic or something.
Me: "I guess?"
I picked it up and I didn't know they were so heavy. I get why but I guess I just assumed they were light plastic or something.
April 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Someone at work: "Hey kid, want a fidget spinner?"
Me: "I guess?"
I picked it up and I didn't know they were so heavy. I get why but I guess I just assumed they were light plastic or something.
Me: "I guess?"
I picked it up and I didn't know they were so heavy. I get why but I guess I just assumed they were light plastic or something.
I went to the driving range today and I think I need new grips on my irons... They were always bad but they were sticky and turned my hand into a blues clue lol. I still hit really well despite hardly playing the last 6 years! I have some vids too if anyone wants good golf ASMR☺️
March 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I went to the driving range today and I think I need new grips on my irons... They were always bad but they were sticky and turned my hand into a blues clue lol. I still hit really well despite hardly playing the last 6 years! I have some vids too if anyone wants good golf ASMR☺️
I'm about to dailiesmax. Not pictured is me grinding hsr on my phone at the same time
March 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I'm about to dailiesmax. Not pictured is me grinding hsr on my phone at the same time
Ouch (ignore the book, I'm a 3d artist not a 2d one)
March 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Ouch (ignore the book, I'm a 3d artist not a 2d one)
Love this vent in the building where I work. What a great place for a fucking wall.
March 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Love this vent in the building where I work. What a great place for a fucking wall.
I can't believe I just learned this card exists yesterday.
March 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I can't believe I just learned this card exists yesterday.
I've learned I'm not good enough at Fortnite to impress girls... I'll work harder...
January 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I've learned I'm not good enough at Fortnite to impress girls... I'll work harder...
Boy Paypal sure is outrageous with its fees. I just wanna sell some assets I made for a fair low price, why do they feel entitled to over half the sale?
January 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Boy Paypal sure is outrageous with its fees. I just wanna sell some assets I made for a fair low price, why do they feel entitled to over half the sale?
More successful VTubers, what made your popularity pop off? I'm curious how y'all got where you are today.
January 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
More successful VTubers, what made your popularity pop off? I'm curious how y'all got where you are today.
Straight up Fortin tonight
December 22, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Straight up Fortin tonight
You'd better believe if I was a powerful fantasy character I'd dress slutty everyday.
December 20, 2024 at 1:01 PM
You'd better believe if I was a powerful fantasy character I'd dress slutty everyday.
For those of you who wondered, behold, my first video on the mantis shrimp! It's such an interesting specimen that I have 2 more videos in the works about it! Check it out!
youtube.com/shorts/-SSCf...
youtube.com/shorts/-SSCf...
This little freak packs an insane punch! #vtuber #marinelife #mantisshrimp #marinebiology #education
YouTube video by Hammer
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December 9, 2024 at 8:40 PM
For those of you who wondered, behold, my first video on the mantis shrimp! It's such an interesting specimen that I have 2 more videos in the works about it! Check it out!
youtube.com/shorts/-SSCf...
youtube.com/shorts/-SSCf...
Would you still love me if I was a bee?
December 9, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Would you still love me if I was a bee?
I just tried a $10000 cutting edge tech massage chair and it was absolutely amazing and just a little hot at times
December 5, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I just tried a $10000 cutting edge tech massage chair and it was absolutely amazing and just a little hot at times
I have some fun stream ideas to make certain things more entertaining but I'm not sure the hardware they require is worth it...
December 4, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I have some fun stream ideas to make certain things more entertaining but I'm not sure the hardware they require is worth it...
Long story short I've been in a closet flipping through cameras for the last 6 hours at work today and I'm not giving Freddy Fazbear any chances
December 3, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Long story short I've been in a closet flipping through cameras for the last 6 hours at work today and I'm not giving Freddy Fazbear any chances
I get to go go-karting in a bit then have free dinner on another companies tab weeee
December 3, 2024 at 10:28 PM
I get to go go-karting in a bit then have free dinner on another companies tab weeee
This has basically been work for me today
December 2, 2024 at 11:18 PM
This has basically been work for me today
I've been working the "goon-room" for the last few hours
December 2, 2024 at 10:52 PM
I've been working the "goon-room" for the last few hours
I love being salary. It lets me do things like schedule a doctor's appointment in the morning so I show up late to work, then still leave at 5.
November 21, 2024 at 2:05 PM
I love being salary. It lets me do things like schedule a doctor's appointment in the morning so I show up late to work, then still leave at 5.
Angels are back in standard and I'm very much enjoying it #mtg #mtgfoundations
November 21, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Angels are back in standard and I'm very much enjoying it #mtg #mtgfoundations
I've written so many scripts for reels/tiktoks about the mantis shrimp, y'all aren't ready for how much I'm about to yap about this little freak.
November 19, 2024 at 3:31 AM
I've written so many scripts for reels/tiktoks about the mantis shrimp, y'all aren't ready for how much I'm about to yap about this little freak.
Checking out some new planets in Minecraft at 3pm EST! Will they be more interesting than Mars? Probably!
November 16, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Checking out some new planets in Minecraft at 3pm EST! Will they be more interesting than Mars? Probably!