Hammer
hammermagevt.bsky.social
Hammer
@hammermagevt.bsky.social
Hello! I'm an ENVtuber that's just starting out! You can find me elsewhere at https://linktr.ee/toastvt
Alright so last night I debuted me Pirate Hammermage! This of course be the pants version, but if ye wanna see the pantsless version, 5 reposts and 20 likes and I'll share it!
June 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Someone at work: "Hey kid, want a fidget spinner?"

Me: "I guess?"

I picked it up and I didn't know they were so heavy. I get why but I guess I just assumed they were light plastic or something.
April 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I went to the driving range today and I think I need new grips on my irons... They were always bad but they were sticky and turned my hand into a blues clue lol. I still hit really well despite hardly playing the last 6 years! I have some vids too if anyone wants good golf ASMR☺️
March 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I'm about to dailiesmax. Not pictured is me grinding hsr on my phone at the same time
March 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Ouch (ignore the book, I'm a 3d artist not a 2d one)
March 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Love this vent in the building where I work. What a great place for a fucking wall.
March 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I can't believe I just learned this card exists yesterday.
March 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I've learned I'm not good enough at Fortnite to impress girls... I'll work harder...
January 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Boy Paypal sure is outrageous with its fees. I just wanna sell some assets I made for a fair low price, why do they feel entitled to over half the sale?
January 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
More successful VTubers, what made your popularity pop off? I'm curious how y'all got where you are today.
January 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Straight up Fortin tonight
December 22, 2024 at 12:29 AM
You'd better believe if I was a powerful fantasy character I'd dress slutty everyday.
December 20, 2024 at 1:01 PM
For those of you who wondered, behold, my first video on the mantis shrimp! It's such an interesting specimen that I have 2 more videos in the works about it! Check it out!

youtube.com/shorts/-SSCf...
This little freak packs an insane punch! #vtuber #marinelife #mantisshrimp #marinebiology #education
YouTube video by Hammer
youtube.com
December 9, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Would you still love me if I was a bee?
December 9, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I am simply cozy
December 6, 2024 at 9:15 PM
I just tried a $10000 cutting edge tech massage chair and it was absolutely amazing and just a little hot at times
December 5, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I have some fun stream ideas to make certain things more entertaining but I'm not sure the hardware they require is worth it...
December 4, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Long story short I've been in a closet flipping through cameras for the last 6 hours at work today and I'm not giving Freddy Fazbear any chances
December 3, 2024 at 10:53 PM
I get to go go-karting in a bit then have free dinner on another companies tab weeee
December 3, 2024 at 10:28 PM
This has basically been work for me today
December 2, 2024 at 11:18 PM
I've been working the "goon-room" for the last few hours
December 2, 2024 at 10:52 PM
I love being salary. It lets me do things like schedule a doctor's appointment in the morning so I show up late to work, then still leave at 5.
November 21, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Angels are back in standard and I'm very much enjoying it #mtg #mtgfoundations
November 21, 2024 at 2:09 AM
I've written so many scripts for reels/tiktoks about the mantis shrimp, y'all aren't ready for how much I'm about to yap about this little freak.
November 19, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Checking out some new planets in Minecraft at 3pm EST! Will they be more interesting than Mars? Probably!
November 16, 2024 at 7:15 PM