Zack
@hamdograt.bsky.social
Very stupid man, full of self loathing and stupidness aka Ur fav bipolar wife guy
When that toe ring you know I'll pick up
December 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
When that toe ring you know I'll pick up
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Every now and then I remember Patricia Arquette in Lost Highway
September 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Every now and then I remember Patricia Arquette in Lost Highway
Aurora borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within my dream about Debby Harry where she's standing in my kitchen and I need to get into the drawer that she's standing in front of but I'm too afraid to say anything?
December 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Aurora borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within my dream about Debby Harry where she's standing in my kitchen and I need to get into the drawer that she's standing in front of but I'm too afraid to say anything?
Stranger Things season 4 looks different than I remember
December 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Stranger Things season 4 looks different than I remember
Desperate for a Pacifico pls with some lime and wife spit pls
December 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Desperate for a Pacifico pls with some lime and wife spit pls
I can never move to another country because where aside from America can you get such a great selection of Mexican beer?
December 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I can never move to another country because where aside from America can you get such a great selection of Mexican beer?
Wondering if Zoe Kravitz can spread her toes to accommodate a cylinder with a roughly ~5 inch circumference
December 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Wondering if Zoe Kravitz can spread her toes to accommodate a cylinder with a roughly ~5 inch circumference
I don't care too much about a digital footprint. If a job doesn't want to hire me because I talk about communism and Hilary Duff's toes then that's not a job I want tbh
December 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I don't care too much about a digital footprint. If a job doesn't want to hire me because I talk about communism and Hilary Duff's toes then that's not a job I want tbh
I'm just a vehicross in an aztek world
December 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I'm just a vehicross in an aztek world
If I was murdered by Lucy Liu circa 2000 I think I would cum
December 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If I was murdered by Lucy Liu circa 2000 I think I would cum
Leaking copious amounts of pre-cum when my wife says we can go to the natural history museum for my birthday
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Leaking copious amounts of pre-cum when my wife says we can go to the natural history museum for my birthday
Tis the season to watch Elf (2003)!
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Tis the season to watch Elf (2003)!
How dope would it be if cigarettes were good for you... Where's a genie when you need a wish?
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
How dope would it be if cigarettes were good for you... Where's a genie when you need a wish?
Not basketballs, basket balls. My scrotum is shaped like a small vessel for carrying loose objects.
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Not basketballs, basket balls. My scrotum is shaped like a small vessel for carrying loose objects.
What if Halsey kissed my wife in front of me. How tragic and terrible that would be. Can you imagine? 🙂
December 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
What if Halsey kissed my wife in front of me. How tragic and terrible that would be. Can you imagine? 🙂
I think the most American thing is the fact that our unit of measure for popcorn is a bucket
December 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I think the most American thing is the fact that our unit of measure for popcorn is a bucket
Letting her smash her pussy into my mouth at speed
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Letting her smash her pussy into my mouth at speed
When you become a father a metamorphosis occurs wherein you suddenly deeply enjoy listening to Jim Croce
December 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
When you become a father a metamorphosis occurs wherein you suddenly deeply enjoy listening to Jim Croce
Go go gadget eyes that I can look at my wife's butt with
December 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Go go gadget eyes that I can look at my wife's butt with
Do they make anti-boner pills? I'm going to see Zootopia 2 and I need to prepare
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Do they make anti-boner pills? I'm going to see Zootopia 2 and I need to prepare
Guy who mixes up scam and scan. Not sure what the punchline is but there's a set up for you. 🙂
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Guy who mixes up scam and scan. Not sure what the punchline is but there's a set up for you. 🙂
I've never seen a strip club under construction. They've just always been there. Eternal.
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I've never seen a strip club under construction. They've just always been there. Eternal.
Every now and then I like to change the way I jerk off. This week I've been doing it in a way i call "Gyllenhaal style," which I think is pretty self explanatory so I won't be elaborating.
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Every now and then I like to change the way I jerk off. This week I've been doing it in a way i call "Gyllenhaal style," which I think is pretty self explanatory so I won't be elaborating.