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Goob noight
February 13, 2026 at 10:46 PM
The past is closer than the future
February 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
In a time off ai and computers I am a human
February 13, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Some people are so poor
All they have is money
February 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
What is a metaphor
February 13, 2026 at 10:42 PM
The path to success for some Is as simple as a ride on the train
For others it's like a climb to Mars (they will never be successful)

My path isn't on Google maps yet
I hope it's South
Cause that's where things are going
February 13, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I don't have a goal in life but I'll keep going
Maybe I'm the goalkeeper
February 13, 2026 at 10:39 PM
everyone loves a gallery car
February 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I was so bored and just went to the airport and took pictures of planes
Not even the weirdest thing I've done all week
February 13, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I'm going to spam posts till I get a singular like then I'll go to eep
February 13, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I went to IKEA and bought a chocolate bar and a scented candle and ate at the restaurant
Only IKEA can make me go to a furniture store and spend money on food
February 13, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Lego is just a tool big IKEA uses to get children to like building furniture when they grow up
February 13, 2026 at 10:34 PM
People keep saying sweet dreams but my dreams are just salty
February 13, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Went to IKEA to get butter and they just gave me a cow
February 13, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Me if I was a Victorian female medical student
February 13, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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i cannot stop thinking about this interaction
February 13, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 8:01 AM
February 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Katzen sind auch nur Menschen
February 13, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I used to wish half of my brain was gone to explain everything about me but then I got a brain scan and it's all there
February 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 11:12 PM
People like shitposting but the moment i my shit no one wants to see it
February 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I'm not good with geometry
What county is that?
February 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Who is Rick and why is he rolling
February 12, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 11:32 PM