you caught me at a very chinese time in my life ✨️
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
you caught me at a very chinese time in my life ✨️
after the poop feast, i poo'd so much it rose above the water
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
after the poop feast, i poo'd so much it rose above the water
im finally old enough to understand south park humor, and let me tell you. it is exquisite.
November 16, 2025 at 6:28 AM
im finally old enough to understand south park humor, and let me tell you. it is exquisite.
OH F%CK THIS HAS GOT TO BE IN TOP 10 BEST PR'S ILL EVER GET IN THIS LIFETIME @bobsredmill.bsky.social i am so obsessed... i love you guys so much ive been using you for YEARS way before i got on tiktok!!!
November 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
OH F%CK THIS HAS GOT TO BE IN TOP 10 BEST PR'S ILL EVER GET IN THIS LIFETIME @bobsredmill.bsky.social i am so obsessed... i love you guys so much ive been using you for YEARS way before i got on tiktok!!!
indian buffet gpt me fcked up at werk
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
indian buffet gpt me fcked up at werk
no one:
me today: "im kaoru"
me today: "im kaoru"
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
no one:
me today: "im kaoru"
me today: "im kaoru"
if i dont let out the fart, the fart will let out me
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
if i dont let out the fart, the fart will let out me
me at work: yes i will help you with your request
me in my ears: ONE SHORT DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 🧙♀️🧙♀️🪄🪄🪄🪄🧹🧹🧹🧹🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧💚💚💚💚💚💚
me in my ears: ONE SHORT DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 🧙♀️🧙♀️🪄🪄🪄🪄🧹🧹🧹🧹🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧💚💚💚💚💚💚
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
me at work: yes i will help you with your request
me in my ears: ONE SHORT DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 🧙♀️🧙♀️🪄🪄🪄🪄🧹🧹🧹🧹🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧💚💚💚💚💚💚
me in my ears: ONE SHORT DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 🧙♀️🧙♀️🪄🪄🪄🪄🧹🧹🧹🧹🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧💚💚💚💚💚💚
you guys make me so fcking happy 😭✨️💖 proud to represent 🫡💩🚽
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
you guys make me so fcking happy 😭✨️💖 proud to represent 🫡💩🚽
ugh i got so fucking faded last night
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
ugh i got so fucking faded last night
chili's is the great equalizer
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
chili's is the great equalizer
GUYS IM AT CHILI'S!!!!!!!!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
GUYS IM AT CHILI'S!!!!!!!!!!!
this is all zombie's fault btw
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
this is all zombie's fault btw
youtube videos coming soon ✨️
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
youtube videos coming soon ✨️
LFGGGGGG 🙌🙌🙌✨️✨️✨️
i (a californian with 2 followers on bluesky) officially endorse zohran mamdani for nyc mayor
November 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
LFGGGGGG 🙌🙌🙌✨️✨️✨️
LFGGG CALIFORNIAAA!!!!!!! 🙌🙌
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
LFGGG CALIFORNIAAA!!!!!!! 🙌🙌
ARE YOU GUYS OKAY???
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
ARE YOU GUYS OKAY???
"i think she has a block in her energies" is so brutal LOLLLLL #indianmatchmaking
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
"i think she has a block in her energies" is so brutal LOLLLLL #indianmatchmaking
what do you mean you're to old for trick or treating??? since when is there an age limit on getting candy for free
October 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
what do you mean you're to old for trick or treating??? since when is there an age limit on getting candy for free
toilet flushing before you can finish is a humiliation ritual
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
toilet flushing before you can finish is a humiliation ritual
PHOLLIN LOVE AGAIN AND AGAIN
October 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
PHOLLIN LOVE AGAIN AND AGAIN
if you know what Petscop is, you are a certified weirdo
October 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
if you know what Petscop is, you are a certified weirdo